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2581
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:13:19 PM »
Chris Christie casual wear 
2582
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:10:14 PM »
I feel like this debate would be much more productive if Trump wasn't president.
2583
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:07:14 PM »
holy fuck, his wife looks like she just crawled out of the ground 
2584
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:03:59 PM »
Jeb would make a really good mall Santa
2585
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:01:06 PM »
kasich looking like a twitchy Walmart manager
Cruz "the melting elephant" returns
and Chris Christe has the fucking Bubonic plague
2586
« on: September 16, 2015, 06:44:54 PM »
U gonna be playing halo 2 afterwards?
2587
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:44:35 AM »
Breast cancer
2588
« on: September 16, 2015, 12:45:13 AM »
Catzilla and Josephalpod (may have misspelled his name)
Wait, how?
Cause I said so
oh, praise dug!
Alllllahhhhhh Dugbar
2589
« on: September 16, 2015, 12:35:08 AM »
Catzilla and Josephalpod (may have misspelled his name)
No ur good
2590
« on: September 16, 2015, 12:23:42 AM »
ChallengerX and Verbatim
2591
« on: September 15, 2015, 10:21:28 PM »
oh yeah and i also have a shitty acoustic punk band
you got any shit i could listen to?
2592
« on: September 15, 2015, 10:12:39 PM »
You mean Temperosum?
where in the sandwich fuck have you been?
2593
« on: September 15, 2015, 08:21:46 PM »
She's currently sleeping in between my blankets
wow very cool very nice
2594
« on: September 15, 2015, 08:15:30 PM »
as a teacher, let me tell you a little story...
I had a female student (I'm a male), who was rather attractive. Not gonna lie. But I would never pursue a student sexually or romantically. Apparently, that feeling was not mutual. At first, things were like they usually were with stupid young girl crushing: double entendres, very subtle comments, etc. But there's a line, and she crossed it.
She wrote her number on an essay with a smiley face. This was not okay by any means. I immediately contacted an administrator so I wouldn't get in any trouble. These sorts of things are taken very seriously at pretty much any grade level these days, and I'm not interested in losing my job over some girl's hormones getting the best of her.
So a couple of days later, this administrator called a meeting with the parents. We were all in the office and the administrator was doing his spiel to the girl and her parents about appropriate behavior at school and appropriate age differences and the like (apparently this is a common enough issue that he had some training on how to have this kind of talk). She looked fairly ashamed, staring at the floor the whole time. He finished his rehearsed rant and then asked the parents if they had anything they wanted to say to the daughter.
The father was silent, but the mother spoke up. She said something about how the girl should know better and how they taught her better than this, etc. The usual parent reprimand stuff. But teenage girls can often find ways to surprise you. The mom asked her daughter, "And what did you even expect would come of something like this?" My student was quiet for a moment, looking down at the floor still, but then she turned to me, and I will never forget the way she looked at me when she said it: "My Harvest has failed. the wheat, it does not grow." It was about this time I noticed that my student was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. I said "leave this establishment right now" before revealing the jihadi vest strapped onto my thighs.
don't become a teacher.
2595
« on: September 15, 2015, 05:48:17 PM »
the official leaked vidoc thing they oddly left out the parts where chief was worldstar hiphopping locke
2597
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:47:35 PM »
2598
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:37:52 PM »
2599
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:32:56 PM »
2600
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:29:37 PM »
eat the Cheetos and pet ur bunny or someshit
2601
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:28:25 PM »
banned for spoiling my experience
2602
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:27:03 PM »
2603
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM »
2604
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:59:07 PM »
my dog is dead
post a pic of your dead dog.
2605
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:57:06 PM »
2606
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:45:05 PM »
that dog has teeth.
2607
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:39:38 PM »
My Chilean Rose Tarantula
sorry for shit quality
also I would post my scorpion but she's sleeping in her cave
ever been beat by it?
Nope. It's the calmest thing on the planet. Same goes for my scorpion. More timid than anything.
wadafuk do they eat?
2608
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:36:45 PM »
My Chilean Rose Tarantula
sorry for shit quality
also I would post my scorpion but she's sleeping in her cave
ever been beat by it?
2609
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:30:55 PM »
oh almost forgot about this one
2610
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:30:08 PM »
consider this a pet update thread
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