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Messages - Jocephalopod

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The Flood / Are your Grandparents just sitting on the couch waiting to die?
« on: September 19, 2015, 11:42:26 PM »
yes



2522
The Flood / Re: Major spoilers that were spoiled for you
« on: September 19, 2015, 11:39:52 PM »
Tom Hanks getting diabetes at the end of Saving Private Ryan

2523
Gaming / Re: What should I play next?
« on: September 19, 2015, 10:04:09 PM »
fallout is better than dark souls


2525
The Flood / Re: What the fuck are you drinking tonight, losers?
« on: September 19, 2015, 08:28:24 PM »
Kool Aid and water

in two separate glasses?

2526
The Flood / Re: What the fuck are you drinking tonight, losers?
« on: September 19, 2015, 08:02:15 PM »
turkey rite now


2527
The Flood / Re: Remember the 80s Transformers movie
« on: September 19, 2015, 07:54:01 PM »
how many fucking people did optimums waste in that final fight?


YouTube



I want a kill count

2528
Gaming / Re: Darkscape
« on: September 19, 2015, 05:29:24 PM »

2529
Finally a better quality picture of the new Wraith



This looks like a pregnant elite on it's knees.

I'm not trying to be funny, that's what that actually looks like.

oh fuck the cannon is the head

2530
what do you bois think of the new frigate design they pushed in halo 4?




2531
Gaming / Re: Darkscape
« on: September 19, 2015, 05:17:37 PM »
do you have to download shit?

2532
The Flood / Re: Shoutout to Jono
« on: September 19, 2015, 05:16:25 PM »
who did he kill?

2533
Serious / Re: Ahmed Mohamed: the kid with the clock
« on: September 19, 2015, 04:24:59 PM »
Ahmed Mohamed

Quote
I don't give a fuck what you say, that looks dodgy as fuck.

2534
Oh yeah I did live in Texas for 6 months. The days felt longer for some reason. Also it's a state full of bible thumpers.

That's weird. It's further from the pole so you'd expect the days to feel shorter.
I don't know how to explain it but my entire family kept getting weirded out by the fact that the days were just longer for some reason. Like it would feel like 9 or 10pm, but it's only 7pm. It also feels like everyone there moves slower.

Probably because it's hotter, maybe?

Maybe people move slower because they want to keep their body temperature down.

Not so much the heat, more of the humidity. when I was in Texas, what could have been a nice warm day was oftentimes ruined by the fucking life sucking humidity.

Maybe.

I'm just glad I live where I do. Nice and cool all the time, it's rarely humid in yorkshire.


Where I live in NY the weather is pretty moderate. I do enjoy my cool summers further up the state however.

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Srsly not even joking stay out the fucking ghetto neighborhoods... I had a friend from the UK who's accent awoke the horde in the Bronx.


Also since you're going to the west coast prepare for some mind numbingly stupid people.


Try to fuck a few people too, you'll have some advantages if you aren't a corpulant disease.

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Oh yeah I did live in Texas for 6 months. The days felt longer for some reason. Also it's a state full of bible thumpers.

That's weird. It's further from the pole so you'd expect the days to feel shorter.
I don't know how to explain it but my entire family kept getting weirded out by the fact that the days were just longer for some reason. Like it would feel like 9 or 10pm, but it's only 7pm. It also feels like everyone there moves slower.

Probably because it's hotter, maybe?

Maybe people move slower because they want to keep their body temperature down.

Not so much the heat, more of the humidity. when I was in Texas, what could have been a nice warm day was oftentimes ruined by the fucking life sucking humidity.

2537
Gaming / Re: Blur's work on H2A was fantastic, but...
« on: September 18, 2015, 03:45:02 PM »
Arbiter lands in Ferguson Missouri


YouTube

2538
The Flood / Re: People with over 10,000 posts...
« on: September 18, 2015, 02:12:50 PM »
Got 14 posts a day I think, gonna tone it down to 13


2539
The Flood / Re: >he has no personal text
« on: September 18, 2015, 02:10:37 PM »
Stop this madness

2540
Gaming / Re: "Ready to fuck some shit up?" | 53 days to Fallout 4
« on: September 18, 2015, 06:32:39 AM »
I caught Todd Howard stealing my garbage cans last night.

2541
The Flood / Re: September 23rd
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:45:35 PM »
the order has been sent

2542
The Flood / Re: >Los Angeles
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:39:32 PM »
looks like Canada after the Quebec separatist revolution

2543
The Flood / Re: what image should i use for this skin for my xbox one?
« on: September 17, 2015, 06:46:14 PM »
why would you use anything else but


2544
The Flood / Re: Looking for a good place to buy laser fitted floor mats
« on: September 17, 2015, 05:10:46 PM »
this for the pink eye?

2545
Serious / Re: **Official GOP Debate thread**
« on: September 17, 2015, 01:57:11 PM »
WE WILL KILL THE TERRORISTS AND REPEAL EVERY WORD OF OBAMACARE
The shitty thing is that Obamacare was a conservative policy which came out of the Heritage Foundation in the 80s. And of course both parties end up doing a fucking 180 on it.

Y did u miss this?

2546
Slesh b raping people in his car

2547
Serious / Re: **Official GOP Debate thread**
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:23:11 PM »
I want Bruce Springsteen to torture Chris Christie's family on CNN

2548
Serious / Re: **Official GOP Debate thread**
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:06:38 PM »
Did Trump just say we'll have more disease?

2549
Serious / Re: **Official GOP Debate thread**
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:05:29 PM »
Carson eating the Cheetos once again.

2550
Serious / Re: **Official GOP Debate thread**
« on: September 16, 2015, 09:59:06 PM »
Chris Christie code name


FAT



FUCK

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