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2431
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:29:21 PM »
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!
VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2145: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women
Fucking Romans, man.
if only roman gladiator lived in the days of old.
He'd still fuck it up.
I honestly wouldn't even mind a life in ancient rome. sounds like a fun time if you aren't poor or disabled.
2432
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:26:00 PM »
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!
VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2145: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women
Fucking Romans, man.
if only roman gladiator lived in the days of old.
2433
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:15:31 PM »
2434
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:52:47 PM »
2435
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:29:54 PM »
you should record the experience and release the video during your funeral
2436
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:20:49 PM »
holy fuck yes.. there was this kid named Patrick in middle school. Even though Patrick was mentally retarded, he was always consciously a dick.
so one day, when I was drinking from the water fountain, Patrick comes up behind me and starts screaming at the top of his autistic lungs "JOE CUT ME ON THE LINE". His fucking screeches conjured the pathetic special ed teacher who looked at me like I had just devoured a malnourished Cambodian tribe. I asked her who she would rather believe but my defense was hopeless and I was labeled as a scumbag by her and her cronies.
Anyway, half a year passes by, and Patrick had been relatively quiet. Feeling confident in my ability to venture the halls without any witnesses to back me up, I bound for the bathroom and encounter the Patrick himself. he was facing the urinal, pants down to his ankles as custom. Without turning his head he let out a deafening echoed scream and reeled around to face me while still pissing.
not only did I see a mentally retarded dick, but this fucking kid pissed all over my torso, laughing like a fucking baboon as he shivered his bladder to exhaustion. I remember being so fucking livid trying to hold back from executing this fuck in the bathroom. I had kicked him against the nearby sink immediately after he started pissing on me, but gave up the physical shit and just walked out after realizing how much trouble I would be in.
2437
« on: September 24, 2015, 07:54:47 PM »
I still find the Pompeii bodies fascinating
speaking of Pompeii have you read the preserved street graffiti
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
shits hilarious.. people have never changed.
So humanity never actually evolved, we have always drawn dicks on things and scribbled nonsense on walls..
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
child porn and kill yourself memes are still going strong
2439
« on: September 24, 2015, 07:44:33 PM »
I still find the Pompeii bodies fascinating
taking a shit fam 
2440
« on: September 24, 2015, 07:38:10 PM »
Max Thomas paine the human shrew
2441
« on: September 24, 2015, 07:31:10 PM »
Interesting, I love cool stuff like this. Probably going to haunt my dreams tonight.
there's something in Lincoln's eyes 
2442
« on: September 24, 2015, 07:25:28 PM »
for those of you who don't know, life/death masks are wax/plaster casts of a person's face taken while still living or shortly after death. werid to see what these fooks really looked like. Napolean   looks like the guy that makes my deli sandwiches Robespierre   pretty easy to do when you're decapitated Oliver Cromwell   love how the painter angled that crooked ass nose thats pretty much it
2443
« on: September 24, 2015, 06:28:20 PM »
this is some 6th grade cafeteria shit.
2444
« on: September 24, 2015, 04:54:10 PM »
I forgot Michigan and Afghanistan are the same warzone
2445
« on: September 24, 2015, 04:47:00 PM »
Driving currently
Is that a Nissan altima?
2446
« on: September 24, 2015, 01:55:09 PM »
I txted this to my brother and he called it "sloppy shit"
That lying shit
I bet he is a java or c++ nigger
Yeaa c++
2447
« on: September 24, 2015, 11:02:10 AM »
I txted this to my brother and he called it "sloppy shit"
2448
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:18:08 PM »
George Carlin is Alex Jones
2449
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:09:29 PM »
Ever have a Jewish experience?
2450
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:02:30 PM »
I actually enjoy his podcast more than his standup... As standup istelf is a shit platform.
You just sort of get to know the guy, with all his faults and ignorance.. And it's entertaining if you've experienced similar things.
2451
« on: September 23, 2015, 10:22:29 PM »
until you realize you're swimming in amniotic fluid
2452
« on: September 23, 2015, 09:58:25 PM »
oh shit, how big is that shit?
At least 10x larger than the base game. It's fucking massive.
idk if my shitty computer can handle it then... looks rlly phun
2453
« on: September 23, 2015, 09:54:28 PM »
oh shit, how big is that shit?
2454
« on: September 23, 2015, 09:14:00 PM »
2455
« on: September 23, 2015, 09:04:18 PM »
to predictability.
The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This old world's confusing me.
With clouds as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a bird who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon
Chorus:
Everywhere you look,
Everywhere you go
There's a heart
(There's a heart)
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look,
Everywhere you go
There's a place,
Of Somebody who needs you
Everywhere you look.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
- See more at: http://www.full-house.org/multimedia/multimedia_lyrics_everywhereyoulook.html#sthash.IY4AqvmV.dpuf
2456
« on: September 23, 2015, 09:01:11 PM »
More America has changed.
lol
2457
« on: September 23, 2015, 08:41:14 PM »
2458
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:07:40 PM »
One representative of every possible minority is tied to a chair and thrown in a small room together
and by minority you mean White/Hispanic Male
2459
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:58:16 PM »
2460
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:35:46 PM »
try this hearing test a bit more accurate
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the first mask was cast when he was still alive, the second one is what he looked like after he was shot in harlem.
life and death masks
the painter made him ugly as fuck.. this is a younger imprint of him though... looks a bit like das
that fucking stache