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Messages - Jocephalopod

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The Flood / Re: Two planes deliberately crash into the CN tower.
« on: September 28, 2015, 11:05:39 PM »
Hmm.

keep this with you at all times



2402
The Flood / Two planes deliberately crash into the CN tower.
« on: September 28, 2015, 10:40:16 PM »



no



not again...

2403
The Flood / Re: I'm fucking done. Goodbye.
« on: September 28, 2015, 10:13:46 PM »
what

2404
The Flood / Re: if you could live in any historical era...
« on: September 28, 2015, 05:32:27 PM »
You wanna know what Thomas Paine looked like?

2405
Halo 5 ending LEAKED

YouTube

2406
The Flood / Re: How to do this
« on: September 28, 2015, 12:17:20 AM »
possible forum avatar 1


2407
The Flood / Re: Rate this dog I'm thinking of adopting
« on: September 28, 2015, 12:00:49 AM »
those white whiskers are pretty telling,,,

the dog looks like it's 14 years old... pay attention to her health when you see her.

I didn't even think to question her age. The white hair looks like it's confined to her muzzle, and it's common for lighter coats to whiten quicker. I'll definitely pay close attention when she visits though. If she really is as active as they say I wouldn't imagine she's over 10.

yea i'm sure it's probably nothing. when you do see her, check out the whiskers and eyes as well, make sure they aren't droopy. keep an eye on her posture when she sits and see how long it takes to tire her out if you're in an agreeing environment.

don't forget to judge her behavior as well. 

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Serious / Re: I'm considering joining the army
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:49:38 PM »
I can do about a mile in about 16 minutes

you need to change that pronto

I'm only quoting this one but it applies to anyone else who said it too.

Role I'm looking at is about 14 minutes. Infantry is 11 and paratroopers get 9.

I can cut 16 minutes down to 13 minutes fairly easily, I think. 16's like my standard walking speed.

oh, US standards are a bit different then. just for reference the average mile run time is anywhere between 7-9 min.

last time i ran a timed mile I was around 14 and got a bit less than 8.


if you train consistently you'll do fine. 

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The Flood / Re: Rate this dog I'm thinking of adopting
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:39:22 PM »
those white whiskers are pretty telling,,,

the dog looks like it's 14 years old... pay attention to her health when you see her.

I prefer buying dogs young, you don't know if she has some ptsd.

very intelligent breed... with intelligence comes a lesser degree of obedience.

may have separation anxiety depending on how close she is with the other dog Roxy.

needs to run around a lot, very energetic dog.

overall the coat is very nice, needs to be maintained a bit or it will really look like shit.

athletic build... just seems a bit prematurely aged

good size.

7/10 if there is nothing seriously wrong with it.



tbh just clone my dog fam..

Spoiler
I bet your dog is sick of your shit.

no escape

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Rate this dog I'm thinking of adopting
« on: September 27, 2015, 11:28:44 PM »
those white whiskers are pretty telling,,,

the dog looks like it's 14 years old... pay attention to her health when you see her.

I prefer buying dogs young, you don't know if she has some ptsd.

very intelligent breed... with intelligence comes a lesser degree of obedience.

may have separation anxiety depending on how close she is with the other dog Roxy.

needs to run around a lot, very energetic dog.

overall the coat is very nice, needs to be maintained a bit or it will really look like shit.

athletic build... just seems a bit prematurely aged

good size.

7/10 if there is nothing seriously wrong with it.



tbh just clone my dog fam..

Spoiler

2411
Gaming / Re: Halo: Combat Evolved Review
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:39:44 PM »
verbatim's FPS experience


2412
Serious / Re: I'm considering joining the army
« on: September 27, 2015, 09:12:49 PM »
I can do about a mile in about 16 minutes


you need to change that pronto


2413
The Flood / Re: Dietary Conflicts
« on: September 27, 2015, 08:43:11 PM »
chicken can swim


chicken are fish

2414
The Flood / Re: Yo Yo
« on: September 27, 2015, 07:46:14 PM »
Whath

2415
The Flood / Re: Sep7agon.net - The TV Tropes Article
« on: September 27, 2015, 03:18:00 PM »
I need sheet

2416
The Flood / Re: Chicken is the best pizza meat
« on: September 27, 2015, 02:52:59 PM »
chicken ziti and vodka sauce on pizza is god

2417
If I was a woman I would want to fuck you because you know how to microwave fries.
it was made in the oven actually


FUKKING SHIT

2418
If I was a woman I would want to fuck you because you know how to microwave fries.

2419
The Flood / Re: oh
« on: September 27, 2015, 02:00:23 PM »
Lol that kid must feel like a REALLY STUPiD PERSOn

2420
The Flood / Re: going to try some thing old
« on: September 27, 2015, 01:58:52 PM »
Haha you are a very cool and powerful individual?

2421
Gaming / Re: The EB Games Expo/Fallout Cosplay (3 Days)
« on: September 27, 2015, 09:20:25 AM »
You could probs make it to Imgur's front page with this exact post.



Just mention something about having leukimia

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Gaming / Re: The EB Games Expo/Fallout Cosplay (3 Days)
« on: September 27, 2015, 09:19:37 AM »
Noicly done

2423
The Flood / Re: gonna try something new
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:31:00 PM »
one more bump

Are you going to record these sex tapes or not?

2424



Why the fuck does it have tit milk modules?

2425
The Flood / Re: yeah
« on: September 26, 2015, 10:45:42 AM »
Yeah
Yeah
Yeahs

2426
The Flood / Re: gonna try something new
« on: September 25, 2015, 11:47:29 PM »
Biggest fears?


Any regrets in life?

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The Flood / Re: gonna start watching some popular TV shows on netflix
« on: September 24, 2015, 11:28:48 PM »
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


YouTube

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The Flood / Re: gonna start watching some popular TV shows on netflix
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:58:32 PM »
the walking dead is complete shit


you won't like game of thrones



I haven't had the time to watch breaking bad but from what i have seen its good.



come to think of it, the only TV series I have watched is it's always sunny...

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The Flood / Re: life/death masks of famous people
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:31:55 PM »
Napoleon looked pretty alpha.

ikr, that fucking jaw

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