that boy is the god damn devil

they're selling these shits at radio shack

His paypal account is NiceMen668

Yeah sometimes I wonder where fakes come from >.>

i saw that edit.




and I want you to know everything is going to be ok.

i distinctly remember the sex like noises of climbing trees in dk64

Ahhhh lmao Mitchell

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 02, 2015, 10:43:31 PM

Yes

I'm so proud he's gotten the approval of doge :,)

I need to hire this master for my tapestries

Yes

We can't afford that. Maybe Red Robin though.

Yum

Quote from: Prime Uta on October 01, 2015, 11:51:04 PM

Sorry, sometimes I forget to turn it off. Did you ever get around to trying meditation? It can be an anytime/anywhere thing. Even a few minutes a day of focused thought can help relax your mind.

i'll look into it

i mean, before we talked about it, i honestly thought the idea was laughable, but you sort of opened my eyes to it i guess--but it never really seemed like my thing

but i'm sort of trying to go beyond the "that's not my thing" mentality
that's probably not healthy

do this for me

1) Get comfortable and close your eyes

Sit in a meditation posture, whatever is most comfortable for you. Make sure you can expand your lungs freely without feeling any constriction. It is recommended to do this practice right after waking up since your stomach is still empty.

2) Warm Up

Inhale deeply. Really draw the breath in until you feel a slight pressure from inside your chest on your solar plexus. Hold this for a moment and then exhale completely. Push the air out as much as you can. Hold this for a moment. Repeat this warm up round 15 times.

3) 30 Power Breaths

Imagine you’re blowing up a balloon. Inhale through the nose and exhale through the mouth in short but powerful bursts. The belly is pulled inward when you are breathing out and is pulled outward when you are breathing in. Keep a steady pace and use your midriff fully. Close your eyes and do this around 30 times or until you feel your body is saturated with oxygen. Symptoms could be light-headedness, tingling sensations in the body, electrical surges of energy.

4) Scan your body

During the 30 power breaths, delve into your body and become aware of it as possible. Trace your awareness up and down your body and use your intuition as to what parts lack energy and what parts are overflowing. Scan for any blockage between the two. Try to send energy/warmth to those blockages. Then release them deeper and deeper. Tremors, traumas and emotional releases can come up. It can be likened to kundalini rising. Feel the whole body fill up with warmth and love. Feel the negativity burn away.

Often people report swirling colors and other visual imagery during this exercise. Once you encounter them, go into them, embrace them, merge with them. Get to know this inner world and how it correlates to the feeling of tension or blockages in your body.

5) The Hold

After the the 30 rapid succession of breath cycles, draw the breath in once more and fill the lungs to maximum capacity without using too much force. Then push all of the air out and hold for as long as you can. Draw the chin in a bit so as to prevent air from coming in again. Really relax and open all energy channels in your body. Notice how all the oxygen is spreading around in your body. Hold the breath until you experience the gasp reflex on the top of your chest.

6) Recovery Breath

Inhale to full capacity. Feel your chest expanding. Release any tension in the solar plexus. When you are at full capacity, hold the breath once more. Drop the chin to the chest and hold this for around 15 seconds. Notice that you can direct the energy with your awareness. Use this time to scan the body and see where there is no color, tension or blockages. Feel the edges of this tension, go into it, move the energy towards this black hole. Feel the constrictions burning away, the dark places fill with light. Relax the body deeper as you move further inward, let everything go. Your body knows better than you do. After 15 seconds you have completed the first round.

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Start this practice with one or two rounds. Try to do it daily and add two more rounds in a few days. After you feel more comfortable with holding your breath you can start to add exercises and stretches. Work up to a minimum of 15 minutes or 6 rounds with exercises. You can do this practice for how long it pleases you.

If you feel dizziness or pain, get out of the posture and lie on your back. Breathe easily again and stop this practice session.

Reserve at least 5 minutes after this practice to relax and scan the body.

Summary

30 times balloon blowing
Breathe in fully
Breath out fully and hold until gasp reflex
Inhale fully and hold for 10-15 seconds.
Repeat until finished
Take 5 minutes to relax and scan your body

I really, really, really like the future prospect of myself not paying any federal income tax for the next few years.

I don't know if I like the rest of Trump's platform.

What the fuck even is the rest of his platform? Mercenary foreign aid and layered border defense walls?

I feel like if Trump releases more of his specifics this year he may have another surge in the polls...granted he doesn't seriosuly propose something insane.

wutup mecca

Could you please implement a system restricting this forum to owners of Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2010?

So does this mean we should actually vote for Trump....

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 30, 2015, 11:07:09 PM

Quote from: SpenKick on September 30, 2015, 11:04:56 PM

1:I don't want it
2:I like my avatar

eyo spen, quote the user you are responding to like in b.old

It's been too damn long since then,for me to remember this stuff.

you'll get used to it.. and may even prefer it.

someone should use this as their avatar