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The Flood / Re: How Is This Man Still Alive?
« on: October 07, 2015, 01:51:24 AM »
um......


SHOENICE?

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The Flood / Re: got some late night shit to take care of
« on: October 07, 2015, 01:49:27 AM »
going to bed


if this thread isn't updated in the morning that means i killed myself.

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The Flood / Re: got some late night shit to take care of
« on: October 07, 2015, 01:10:54 AM »

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The Flood / Re: got some late night shit to take care of
« on: October 07, 2015, 01:00:09 AM »
Oh, it is you my master. Is it time to lay waste to this world?

prepare the fishbowl

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The Flood / Re: Good places to get anti-Bernie merch?
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:59:08 AM »
you could buy this off me for like 40 bucks


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The Flood / Re: got some late night shit to take care of
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:39:07 AM »

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The Flood / got some late night shit to take care of
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:37:44 AM »
who still on?

2263
i was on the roof of my fucking house during hurricane sandy

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I want Putin to throw Qaddafi's body in the goulash lazarus pit and restore order.



tbh a few good dictators sets an unstable country on the course of democracy.

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The Flood / Re: So I guess I'm in a fight with my GF
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:14:19 PM »
she shouldn't get pissy because you miss your offspring.


kids first, prostate stimulation second.

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Serious / Re: TPP trade deal
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:05:41 PM »
this belongs in the metal gear thread

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The Flood / Re: I just fucked what's her name
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:03:22 PM »
was it an accident?

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The Flood / Re: Just came from b.net AMA
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:00:07 PM »
How many dicks can you shove down your throat?
depends on the size


I mean... I'm not gay (op is not fgt)

(Please tell me op is fgt is allowed.. I got banned on b.net for saying that lol)

scream it out


FAGGOT

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The Flood / Re: Jews are hot
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:57:03 PM »
The greatest women

Latinas



And Eurasians


wrong

Latvian and Estonian women are objectively the best

you'd love the wimminz in Poland
polish women are pretty top notch

almost every single one I encountered besides the rotting babushkas was above an 8/10

and a lot of the guys are ugly as shit.

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The Flood / Re: Jews are hot
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:53:22 PM »
The greatest women

Latinas



And Eurasians


wrong

Latvian and Estonian women are objectively the best

you'd love the wimminz in Poland


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The Flood / Re: Found a Potential date online
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:32:16 PM »
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=22113207




Fucking sploosh, amirite ladies (and gents)?


Interests
Sports
Family
Friends
Video games


what a unique individual

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The Flood / Re: Nickname?
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:21:04 PM »
lol

<.<

wut about you?

did you have diabetes?


edit: oh nvm

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The Flood / Re: Nickname?
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:19:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Found a Potential date online
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:16:34 PM »
Praise dug?



About: smoker of holy incense with divine body type                                                  City:every plane of existance

Details: year old un-quantifiable holy deity                                                           Ethnicity: undefinable

Intent: to win over the minds of isolated mortals                                                         Education:yes

Personality:all knowing                                                                                             Profession: GOD


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The Flood / Re: Nickname?
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:10:01 PM »
Fluffy


same


along with jocephalopod and big dipper



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The Flood / Re: First one I did in a good while...
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:03:50 PM »
is this free DLC?

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The Flood / Re: Found a Potential date online
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:45:48 PM »

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