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2191
« on: October 10, 2015, 09:10:29 AM »
Oh my god
2192
« on: October 10, 2015, 12:12:34 AM »
Yea
2193
« on: October 10, 2015, 12:09:05 AM »
requesting lock
Don't be evil
2194
« on: October 09, 2015, 05:37:48 PM »
Xaxaxaxa, you fucking ferrets. I have to wake up at 2 o'clock AM everyday in order to put on my janitorial smock and feed my pet fish.
2195
« on: October 09, 2015, 03:09:11 PM »
Back on the saddle 
2196
« on: October 09, 2015, 09:33:25 AM »
Bill burr's Monday morning podcast is fun
Joe rogan podcast is fun.
Anything besides those pretentious npr shits is good.
2197
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:16:19 AM »
whoever made this video must be a really cool and interesting individual with a healthy social life and bright future.
He's totally not a satanic dog worshipper that offers human body parts to his holy god
nope
2198
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:05:58 AM »
oH SHIT
2199
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:03:43 AM »
whoever made this video must be a really cool and interesting individual with a healthy social life and bright future.
2200
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:47:24 AM »
Nah, that's called a freelance journalist. I work elsewhere. I write my books as a hobby. I don't want to turn it into a job, because when it gets turned into a job, that's when you lose the fun of it. Writing a universe is fun.
oh, cool shit.
2201
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:45:31 AM »
It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.
Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.
explain this
I'm a writer.
a synonym for unemployed.
2202
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:42:17 AM »
It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.
Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.
explain this
2203
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:38:27 AM »
i pay in semen 
2204
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:34:48 AM »
2205
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:32:57 AM »
look at those african lips 
2206
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:31:15 AM »
  job well done lads
2207
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:26:04 AM »
caught in the act 
2208
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:22:30 AM »
fok u sey m8?
2209
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:20:40 AM »
I play football 
2210
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:17:39 AM »
2211
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:16:46 AM »
AGENT JEFF SMITH
2212
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:13:28 AM »
hey kid, wanna live forever? 
2213
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:09:34 AM »
the meme vendor himself 
2214
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:07:11 AM »
THE NEWMAN SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE OLD
2215
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:03:03 AM »
 HACHI 
2216
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:02:15 AM »
2217
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:59:55 PM »
this is where we live this is where we breathe
2218
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:58:31 PM »
i'll be paul newman
2219
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:51:03 PM »
TREVEGGO
2220
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:50:21 PM »
HOTLE?
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