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« on: October 18, 2015, 10:11:04 PM »
photo of my conception 
2042
« on: October 18, 2015, 07:44:38 PM »
Hes Dominican, and my uncle. I go to another barber sometimes.
my uncle used to cut my hair when i was in grade school. I remember him trying some new style on me and then just giving me a buzz cut because it was looking like shit.
I always get the same cut from him.
faded swastika?
2043
« on: October 18, 2015, 07:43:24 PM »
We call him Chueco because he walks crooked.
He does a good and I've going to his shop for years now. He's never messed up any of my haircuts.
noice. I honestly don't know what I would do if my current barber disappeared. Everyone else just fucks my scalp up.
2044
« on: October 18, 2015, 07:41:11 PM »
I've learned to cut my own hair at this point since we moved.
you seem to do a good job.
2045
« on: October 18, 2015, 07:40:44 PM »
Hes Dominican, and my uncle. I go to another barber sometimes.
my uncle used to cut my hair when i was in grade school. I remember him trying some new style on me and then just giving me a buzz cut because it was looking like shit.
2046
« on: October 18, 2015, 05:26:01 PM »
what a cute looking lad 
2047
« on: October 18, 2015, 04:41:15 PM »
I cut myself and pour salt in the wounds.
I am the singularity.
2048
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:05:29 PM »
yesss. give into the evil.
2049
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:39:49 AM »
I feel like I should know what this is
2050
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:20:12 AM »
I think I'm pretty cool on the occasion. Yes, I do my own hair.
ever messed up?
2051
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:19:48 AM »
A 5'9" 25 year old mexican
He workouts and is pretty fit, an extremely good conversationalist. Can talk to anybody about anything.
He has a taper and a fauhawk thing at the top but he honestly gives no fucks, shaved his head bald on the top and left the sides like an old man a few weeks ago just for the fuck of it. Cool dude, gives great haircuts. I always make sure to tip
cool shit. My guy is completely devoid of conversation. I feel like social skills would play a large part in getting hired to cut hair, although i know several people who hate it when they try and strike up a discussion.
2052
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:09:03 AM »
The person who does my hair is a Purto Rican lady.
cool, you happy with the result?
very. she does her job well.
very cool. very nice
2053
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:06:05 AM »
The person who does my hair is a Purto Rican lady.
cool, you happy with the result?
2054
« on: October 17, 2015, 11:55:00 PM »
He's an asshole Jordanian that runs his mouth about picking up girls and shit like that. But he does a great fade and charges nine bucks.
well there you go. does he have a full head of hair?
2055
« on: October 17, 2015, 11:53:44 PM »
>going to a barber
do you cut your own hair like some Guatemalan convict?
I go to an actual hair stylist not a barber
What is this 1950
what kind of heterosexual American valued male walks into a salon to receive a haircut?
2056
« on: October 17, 2015, 11:46:54 PM »
>going to a barber
do you cut your own hair like some Guatemalan convict?
2057
« on: October 17, 2015, 11:44:02 PM »
he didn't vote for obama
because Obama's hair would break his scissors
2058
« on: October 17, 2015, 11:41:31 PM »
how tall is he does he have hair is he a he do you enjoy the quality of haircut you receive at the establishment? what is the worst haircut you have ever received? does your barber speak english? is he poor because he cannot speak english? fuck i feel like trash.
2059
« on: October 17, 2015, 09:31:15 PM »
Jesus
oh
2060
« on: October 17, 2015, 06:56:49 PM »
ahaha. you must learn to wipe away this term "home" from your vocabulary. During the middle of my senior year I had already been accepted into the top colleges of the western world, yet a new student from Ethiopia showed up at my facility's doorstep and inserted himself into my current friend group.
During our first food outing with this mysterious individual, he ordered a banquet for each of our clique, and paid in a suitcase of golden coins while singing his song of honor to the waitresses. After several similar culinary occurrences, I piped up to ask the man where he had acquired such golden wealth and universal appraise. "АХХХ YОУ WИШ ТО КНОW МY СЕЦРЕТ?
ЦОМЕ WИТХ МЕ ТО А ЛАНД БЕФОРЕ ТИМЕ. ФОР АН АДВЕНТУРЕ ОФ ГРАНД ПРОПОРТИОН."
even though I had my financially secure life set ahead of me, the sparkle in his eyes commanded my conscience to obey. That night, six of my buddies and I snuck out and drove to the airport where we met our leader on a one way flight to Honduras.
I've been in central america searching for the riches ever since. My life has been a constant Latin adventure.
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« on: October 17, 2015, 05:11:27 PM »
hey, thenks.
No problem, I wanted to answer it earlier but I was just stumped (partially because I had to look up memetic).
I thought people here were familiar with the concept of memes.
I'm not very meme savvy, fortunately.
But the term memetic is pretty legit as far as cultural phenomenon goes.
ikr. fun term
2062
« on: October 17, 2015, 05:00:52 PM »
hey, thenks.
No problem, I wanted to answer it earlier but I was just stumped (partially because I had to look up memetic).
I thought people here were familiar with the concept of memes.
2063
« on: October 17, 2015, 03:22:57 PM »
hey, thenks.
2064
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:46:21 AM »
Wait have you talked to your dad about this?? That's creepy as hell
Does your dad stay in your house?
My dad doesn't live with us, and I haven't seen him in years. I have no idea what he's doing. Just as well, he was kind of a dick.
Mail him your fingers as a peace offering
2065
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:02:33 AM »
my dad either intended to or did cut off his fingers.
Does your dad stay in your house?
2066
« on: October 15, 2015, 10:57:18 PM »
2067
« on: October 15, 2015, 10:44:24 PM »
is he bened?
2068
« on: October 15, 2015, 09:28:53 PM »
Elliot Rodger back from the grave
2069
« on: October 15, 2015, 08:31:06 PM »
lol wtf is this garbage? 
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