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1981
The Flood / Re: Have you traveled? If so, where?
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:05:38 PM »
>tfw Amerifags just list different states

Top banter, lads

TFW america is so vast and diverse it might as well be it's own planet.



Vast? Yes.

Diverse? No. Europe is infinitely more diverse than America, lad. Just because people from Houston talk differently that people from New York doesn't mean that America has the significant cultural differences that Europe does in pretty much all facets.

Also that map is a bit over-inflated. Texas is slightly bigger than Germany, not all of western Europe.

completely incorrect.



1982
The Flood / Re: Have you traveled? If so, where?
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:25:14 PM »
I have a propo$ition

YouTube

1983
The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:14:53 PM »
why didn't you make it clear from the start with this chub n tuck that this would be a friends with benefit type deal?

i'm in that situation right now and it truly is the pinnacle of a casual hookup.
With your dog?

meat me at the docks

2 AM

1984
The Flood / Re: Have you traveled? If so, where?
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:14:09 PM »
>tfw Amerifags just list different states

Top banter, lads

TFW america is so vast and diverse it might as well be it's own planet.



1985
The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:10:07 PM »
why didn't you make it clear from the start with this chub n tuck that this would be a friends with benefit type deal?

i'm in that situation right now and it truly is the pinnacle of a casual hookup.

1986
The Flood / Re: I actually DDoS'd the site
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:06:47 PM »
Hymena


1987
The Flood / Re: Have you traveled? If so, where?
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:57:00 PM »
all over NY, NJ, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts..... Florida.. uh fucking Texas, and Poland.   

1988
The Flood / Re: I actually DDoS'd the site
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:36:58 PM »
ay yo joceph rate my dog

Spoiler

Tan skin
Darkened eyes
Affinity for both casinos and booze

Native american/10

1989
The Flood / Re: Have you ever read this book?
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:33:34 PM »
You remember that book with the purple thing and the rats?

1990
The Flood / Re: Honest Question
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:31:42 PM »
For the guys here how many of you pee sitting down?


Oops

1991
The Flood / Re: I actually DDoS'd the site
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:22:40 PM »
This thread is now a dumping ground for my very own "grieving latin Catholic" excerpts.



Exhibit A

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Good job keep at it. My cuisine ismarelda Santa Dominica III died in a car crash in 200 and 6 and for the past 9 years I've wrapped black electrical tape around my thighs and arms with pictures of her and her signature written within. I've been made fun of and had to eat in the bathroom during lunch time mybwhole life but its worth it as I honor my family with each passing day. Don't let anyone tell you you aren't worth it and keep on being the unique individual you are.

1992
The Flood / Re: hi, men
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:19:43 PM »
Are you a  rich greek men living in America?

1993
The Flood / Re: I actually DDoS'd the site
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:16:25 PM »
Padre nuestro,
que estás en el cielo.
Santificado sea tu nombre.
Venga tu reino.
Hágase tu voluntad en la tierra como en el cielo.
Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día.
Perdona nuestras ofensas,
como también nosotros perdonamos a los que nos ofenden.
No nos dejes caer en tentación y líbranos del mal.
Hymén.

1995
The Flood / Re: I actually DDoS'd the site
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:09:53 PM »
Hymen is what you say after reciting the Lord's prayer

1996
The Flood / Re: your most anticipated film of 2015?
« on: October 21, 2015, 11:55:25 PM »
That fucking bear is a top lad.

1997
Gaming / Re: What games have the best water effects?
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:28:33 PM »
I honestly thought Halo 3 had amazing water effects for the time it was in. Heck, I bet I'd still enjoy looking at it. Valhalla with the bodies floating? What games add that small detail?

ikr, the water in Valhalla in h4 is almost embarrassing when compared.

1998
Gaming / What games have the best water effects?
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:23:11 PM »
post them.

1999
The Flood / Re: Does Kanye West make good music
« on: October 21, 2015, 09:48:53 PM »
yea he has some good songs.


but there is better stuff out there

YouTube

2000
The Flood / Re: Prehistoric's Love Song Playlist - Contributions Accepted
« on: October 21, 2015, 09:07:06 PM »
demarco time


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2001
The Flood / Re: 2 Spooky 4 Me (KILLTHEPRESIDENT)
« on: October 21, 2015, 08:01:16 PM »
YouTube

2002
The Flood / Re: 2 Spooky 4 Me (KILLTHEPRESIDENT)
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:59:23 PM »
YouTube


Hussein will fall

2003
The Flood / Re: Hitler rolls up to you in his Mercedes.
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:04:35 PM »
H-i, t-l-e-r. Cruisin downtown in a fancy car

2004
The Flood / Re: Favorite mass shooter?
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:38:46 PM »
my penis

2006
The Flood / Re: best specimens of really ugly groups of people
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:25:40 AM »
There are some really beautiful Aboriginal women though.


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Just because they're not "western" looking, that doesn't make them ugly.
These girls aren't full aboriginal (because that's near impossible to find now-a-days) but they have enough for it to be clearly noticeable in their features and they're stunning in my opinion.

Agreed, although the original idea of this thread was to take people who aren't outside their ethnic group.

This is equivalent to calling mulattoes good looking black people.

There's no such thing as a "pureblood" Aboriginal Australian anymore.

so then who the fuck are these people?






2007
The Flood / Re: best specimens of really ugly groups of people
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:44:50 PM »
There are some really beautiful Aboriginal women though.


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Just because they're not "western" looking, that doesn't make them ugly.
These girls aren't full aboriginal (because that's near impossible to find now-a-days) but they have enough for it to be clearly noticeable in their features and they're stunning in my opinion.

Agreed, although the original idea of this thread was to take people who aren't outside their ethnic group.

This is equivalent to calling mulattoes good looking black people.

2008
Serious / Re: Political Compass Test
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:09:45 PM »
shit, i remember taking this test a while back and being as far right at slash. i've been progressively moving a bit left

this was one like 3 months ago


2009
Serious / Re: Political Compass Test
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:00:04 PM »
eyyy i moved a bit






2010
The Flood / Re: Career Choices: Then vs Now
« on: October 20, 2015, 10:43:25 PM »
Never knew what i wanted to do when i was a kid.

Now i want to work in federal law enforcement.

so you can visit your dad in jail?

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