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1951
« on: October 25, 2015, 11:01:37 AM »
I think it would be a cool idea to make an effort of meeting some of you people in an abandoned parking lot or some shit.
Not like a convention, becuase that would be cringo as fuck
But if any of you are taking a trip to NYC and need an amazing tour guide I'm your man.
Oh and BC you should join the weekend Skype calls
1952
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:52:36 AM »
Where is it? I'm on mobile.
You have to tilt your phone like an absolute madman
1953
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:49:41 AM »
This was a nice thread
1954
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:13:13 AM »
If I saw a Neanderthal I would NEVER be its friend.
WHY NOT?
1955
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:12:15 AM »
And in true human style, we slaughtered the strangers because that's what we do best e.e
If only flee were there to make best friend.
1956
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:05:38 AM »
To think we shared the earth with an intelligent subspecies of human for a time.. I wonder what life would be like if the two groups of homos remained. These guys would probably do well in a home depot. 
1957
« on: October 25, 2015, 09:02:55 AM »
Haha, I can't wait to show these interesting raps to my melanin rich friends in an urban setting!!
1958
« on: October 25, 2015, 08:19:46 AM »
One less serial killer in the election 
1959
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:51:49 PM »
One problem, its not on MOViL
^this
Its not on mobile
^listen to what these people are saying. It's not on Mobil
1960
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:46:49 PM »
One problem, its not on MOViL
1961
« on: October 24, 2015, 11:01:06 AM »
Pretty neat TBH fam
Spoiler What the fuck is wrong with her face
1962
« on: October 24, 2015, 10:27:28 AM »
Groom her every day, sleep lightly, make sure you find out what they feeding her at the shelter and slowly transition to RAW food because raw feeding is the healthiest and makes them poop less and express their own anal glands and makes their coat shiny and stuff.
If she's ever home alone, try crate training her (or if your kennel has a door you can lock) so that she feels safe and won't go on an anxiety tornado of destruction.
Where do you get your raw meat from?
1963
« on: October 24, 2015, 10:17:24 AM »
Tell her your grandma fell down a flight of stairs and that you need her help ASAP
That's mean
No. This is how you have sex.
1964
« on: October 24, 2015, 10:16:23 AM »
Ok tips time.
First off this doggo doesn't look like it's going to die in 48 hours, and the coat is pretty top notch. As for preparing the house, make it easy for him to understand the basic layout of the place. If possible, keep the dog bowl in the kitchen and try and sync your eating scheduals over time. Keep the beds near your own bedroom or in cornered/covered places like under a table or someshit.
You'll also want to show your dog whatever outside space you have, and start setting the boundaries of where he can roam. If your dog happens to take a massive piss or shit while outside, reward him in some way and start associating a word with going to the bathroom.
Make sure both you and the wife use the same words/commands when interacting with the lad, and try and focus more on the phonetic pronunciation of the word rather than the word itself. Give each your commands a distinct sound.
And as for the toys, have him interact with a max of one or two. You wouldn't want an emotional inflation of possession in the dog. You can introduce him to new toys as time goes on, but don't overwhelm the dog. Make sure he is comfortable with you confiscating the toys at any moment and keep on eye/test his temperament before you buy him.
Edit: find out what food the dog is currently eating and if you want, gradually make the transition to whatever cuisine you choose.
1965
« on: October 24, 2015, 09:39:32 AM »
Tell her your grandma fell down a flight of stairs and that you need her help ASAP
1966
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:25:23 PM »
What happened to numero uno?
Also that dog looks nice, fantastic coat
I really liked her but my wife didn't. And she was kind of old too -- she had started developing fatty tumors, a sign of advanced age -- so we decided it wasn't a good match.
I FUKInG KNEW IT
1967
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:32:50 PM »
If i make a certain amount of money... sure.
1968
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:14:23 PM »
Pol pots vs Pol pans?
can you provide an example of a Pol Pan?
well, if you are well versed in preparing various forms of rotti, (including pol), a specific "pol pan" designated for this task could prove useful.
can you cook me a knish?
ask yonah.
he works at the camp.
I actually got really sick in polend after eating a massive amount of knishes with vodka.
oh god knishes are probably some of the best things ever
they are. The first one I tried was straight from some farmer couple I ran into in the polish countryside and the thing tasted like sex. that Jewish guy i posted above sells them in NY, but his stuff just isn't the same.
1969
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:07:09 PM »
Pol pots vs Pol pans?
can you provide an example of a Pol Pan?
well, if you are well versed in preparing various forms of rotti, (including pol), a specific "pol pan" designated for this task could prove useful.
can you cook me a knish?
ask yonah. he works at the camp. I actually got really sick in polend after eating a massive amount of knishes with vodka.
1970
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:01:15 PM »
Pol pots vs Pol pans?
can you provide an example of a Pol Pan?
well, if you are well versed in preparing various forms of rotti, (including pol), a specific "pol pan" designated for this task could prove useful.
1971
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:57:26 PM »
Pol pots vs Pol pans?
1972
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:55:36 PM »
1973
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:45:42 PM »
while in Poland, I learned the sacred art of creating various pots through traditional oven pottery techniques. browse my designs    just fucking kidding, this thread is dedicated to the great Pol-Pot himself
1974
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:40:56 PM »
oh shit whos on first
1975
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:38:09 PM »
i bet slash raw dogged his way to fatherhood and sold the offspring on Cambodian eBay
1976
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:35:36 PM »
this thread has been visited by the Hymena
1977
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:13:26 PM »
hymen to that
1978
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:17:29 PM »
1979
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:01:28 PM »
That sounds hot yo
I had sleep paralysis again the other night
Nice. I like sleep paralysis, no joke.
It's how I get to a particular type of lucid dreaming.
Do you lucid dream?
I've never heard of enjoyable sleep paralysis. I think you just had some lucid dreaming and no I've never had a lucid dream only regular dreams and sleep paralysis.
think it has to do with the DXM?
1980
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:19:44 PM »
>tfw Amerifags just list different states
Top banter, lads
TFW america is so vast and diverse it might as well be it's own planet.
Vast? Yes.
Diverse? No. Europe is infinitely more diverse than America, lad. Just because people from Houston talk differently that people from New York doesn't mean that America has the significant cultural differences that Europe does in pretty much all facets.
Also that map is a bit over-inflated. Texas is slightly bigger than Germany, not all of western Europe.
completely incorrect.
Mhm, sure it is
Because the societal differences between Texas, Florida, California, and New york are easily as large as the ones between Germany, Spain, Finland, and Macedonia.
sure. as someone who's traveled through central Europe as well as various parts of the US, it becomes apparent pretty quickly that the world isn't that different. If you think a foreign language suddenly makes an area some cryptic local you're dead wrong. If anything, a common tongue only aids in the engrossing experience of meeting new people. and Texas is significantly larger than Germany.
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