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Serious / Re: GOP Debate Numero Quatro TONIGHT
« on: November 10, 2015, 06:14:38 PM »
has Christie started pouting?

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Gaming / Re: (official) TOWN OF SALEEEM
« on: November 10, 2015, 05:10:18 PM »
didn't realize we were bringing this shit BA-BACK

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The Flood / Re: Behold (with dread): Rumblr
« on: November 10, 2015, 01:04:04 AM »
Remind me not to fuck with mattyice67
if you do fuck with him though, rate his dog badly


Definitely below a 6/10

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The Flood / Re: Behold (with dread): Rumblr
« on: November 10, 2015, 12:51:49 AM »
Remind me not to fuck with mattyice67

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The Flood / Re: Really starting to get too big (plz read)(subtle brag)
« on: November 08, 2015, 08:43:37 PM »
Actually jive.. Can you recommend a good home workout that targets abs and chest/pecks

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The Flood / Re: Really starting to get too big (plz read)(subtle brag)
« on: November 08, 2015, 08:32:58 PM »
Quote
it's too early to start cutting


Honestly self harm is not the answer.

Talk to someone you trust and hopefully sort out the issues before going down this dark path

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The Flood / Re: Hit On Me
« on: November 08, 2015, 08:30:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: fuck it, we'll do it live
« on: November 08, 2015, 07:18:39 PM »
To send us out

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The Flood / Re: Nvm
« on: November 08, 2015, 07:17:55 PM »
Are you fucking kidding me?




Put the shark back

The shark is Sata- WAIT A MINUTE.

Just imagine the nostrils are the eyes


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The Flood / Re: Nvm
« on: November 08, 2015, 07:15:30 PM »
Are you fucking kidding me?




Put the shark back

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The Flood / Re: Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 07, 2015, 12:30:40 PM »
is your name Jo- cephalopod, Joceph- alopod or Jocep- halopod?


Jo-cephalopod

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The Flood / Re: Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 06, 2015, 11:53:11 PM »
Actually..... Eh fuck it, I just won't post as much..

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The Flood / Re: Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 06, 2015, 11:45:02 PM »
Social connections for your financial future? Odd disappearance for prolonged time periods...
Spoiler
He's definitely joining the cartel guys.

I steal food from the dollar menu and sell it back for half the price.

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The Flood / Re: Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 06, 2015, 11:41:56 PM »
this site will die without you

I'm just an alt of angrybrute




And angry0lbgrandpa

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The Flood / Re: Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 06, 2015, 11:40:16 PM »
As much as I do love this internet home of mine, sep7agon In it's purest form is the equivalent of huffing fecal matter in the company of Idi Amin off the coast of Africa. A cheap high yes, but not very healthy.


Up until now I've maintained a pretty egalitarian balance between my increasingly odd social life and this place, however recent events have made it clear that I need to cut the metaphorical tumor that is Sep7agon and secure my financial future before exposing myself to this cancer again..


So I'll probably be absent for a couple of months.

I'll still be on Skype though. I think.
Gimme Skype username sir?

jocephalopod

Could be capital j idk

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The Flood / Re: Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 06, 2015, 11:38:00 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 06, 2015, 11:36:53 PM »
Have you fucks ever seen the skull of a hippo?

Insane stuff rite here.

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The Flood / Probably gonna leave for a bit.
« on: November 06, 2015, 11:36:07 PM »
As much as I do love this internet home of mine, sep7agon In it's purest form is the equivalent of huffing fecal matter in the company of Idi Amin off the coast of Africa. A cheap high yes, but not very healthy.


Up until now I've maintained a pretty egalitarian balance between my increasingly odd social life and this place, however recent events have made it clear that I need to cut the metaphorical tumor that is Sep7agon and secure my financial future before exposing myself to this cancer again..


So I'll probably be absent for a couple of months.

I'll still be on Skype though. I think.



Edit: not leaving, but won't be posting that much..

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The Flood / Re: What's the most autistic book you've ever read?
« on: November 06, 2015, 02:36:01 PM »
what slash said. had a friend hand me Thus Spoke Zarathustra while eating string beans in Wendy's. The fucking guy shits out 327 pages of droning irony.

i'll try out his other shit though.
It's by far his most fedora-tier book

Try out Beyond Good and Evil or The Gay Science. They're much better.

i'll start with Beyond Good and Evil so I don't look like i'm carrying some fag bible.

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The Flood / Re: What's the most autistic book you've ever read?
« on: November 06, 2015, 02:30:03 PM »
what slash said. had a friend hand me Thus Spoke Zarathustra while eating string beans in Wendy's. The fucking guy shits out 327 pages of droning irony.

i'll try out his other shit though.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any facial hair?
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:20:07 PM »
should I grow a beard?

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The Flood / Re: Random helpful advice for the day
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:16:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Only two good things have ever come from Finland
« on: November 05, 2015, 01:03:39 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I Love Chinese Food
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:38:49 AM »
same, procrastinating atm...

got a lot of work to do.

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The Flood / Re: I Love Chinese Food
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:32:30 AM »
how are you on this wonderful exciting  evening?

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The Flood / Re: I Love Chinese Food
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:30:49 AM »
hey

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The Flood / Re: This video = the kids at my college
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:27:39 AM »
Pretty much
YouTube

I am going to do the humane thing to that car

*Pull out pistol*

Aims for car ECU


BANG

Your free now.  Go drive in Heaven

Walks away sad


That poor civic. It looks so sad
Jesus Christ dude stop posting cringey shit
I like cars alot.  Was it the Heaven remark?
No it was the whole post
It was suppose to be a joke.  When I horse get injured beyond repair the Calvary solider would end it pain by shooting it in the back of the neck. I was paraphrasing but with a car.

holy fuck this made me laugh.

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The Flood / Re: Oh god
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:10:46 PM »
i don't get what trump has even done that could be considered racist, besides being a rich successful orange man.

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The Flood / Re: space race
« on: November 03, 2015, 10:09:30 PM »


thank you for taking the time out of your fast and exciting life to write this genuine heartfelt article

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