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« on: November 15, 2015, 10:28:10 PM »
Oh god ha huê Ra-huahuahuah that's some Good-uhahehehah.-0h my fucking-1OO percent^¹ⁿⁿ perbent.💯💯
1802
« on: November 15, 2015, 09:04:53 PM »
1803
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:43:13 PM »
has anyone in this thread posted footage of the shooting?
There's this video from the Bataclan taken while the band was performing. You can clearly hear gunshots in the background and see the band react to what's going on and then it cuts out.
I might as well... NSFW aftermath picture of shooting inside theater NSFWamateur viddie of the aftermath NSFW rooftop video of gunfire NSFW video of the shooting in progress some extra stuff
1804
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:27:12 PM »
has anyone in this thread posted footage of the shooting?
1805
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:24:37 PM »
1806
« on: November 15, 2015, 06:12:04 PM »
put me in the ring with a weapon of significant power and these "athletes" will hit the mat DEAD
MARK MY FUCKIMG WORDS
1807
« on: November 15, 2015, 08:48:09 AM »
Quite frankly, she's like you lot
What?
1808
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:16:54 PM »
I want you to lock yourself in 12x6 plywood closet. The only two items you are permitted to have within this compartment is a low intensity dynamo flashlight and a black permanent magic marker.
Before entering the void, set an alarm destined to ring each hour of the day. Input the dying screams of a Serengeti wildebeest as the alarm audio.
Sit inside the domain you have built. Lay in self meditation for a period of 4 hours each day. When the alarm sounds, turn on your flash light and inscribe the word GOD on the middle of your palm.
Choke yourself violently for a period of 30 minuites, increasing the rate of asphyxiation as your body becomes accustomed to this ritual.
You will live a life of envy in the periods between sessions, as you have been touched by God himself.
1809
« on: November 13, 2015, 01:57:49 PM »
1810
« on: November 13, 2015, 01:09:03 PM »
Of course ObamaLover69 would be advertising this shit.
1811
« on: November 13, 2015, 01:02:32 PM »
Thought this was gonna be one of those pistachio commercials
1812
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:58:08 PM »
Fuck I forgot to wear it today It's this model tho.
1813
« on: November 13, 2015, 05:55:44 AM »
oh god oh man
have you heard the news??>?
1814
« on: November 13, 2015, 05:44:26 AM »
yup
1815
« on: November 13, 2015, 05:40:21 AM »
oh no
oh my god
1816
« on: November 12, 2015, 10:10:07 PM »
brother and some friends
yea why not.
1817
« on: November 12, 2015, 08:49:55 PM »
1818
« on: November 12, 2015, 06:15:55 PM »
1819
« on: November 12, 2015, 06:08:51 PM »
Samuel
1820
« on: November 12, 2015, 06:07:05 PM »
Sacajawea
1822
« on: November 12, 2015, 02:58:20 PM »
1823
« on: November 11, 2015, 10:01:04 PM »
why are you taking a picture of someone else on their phone through a window?
1824
« on: November 11, 2015, 08:41:13 PM »
SNL would implode
1825
« on: November 11, 2015, 06:52:09 PM »
jimmy kimmel is pretty shit.
1826
« on: November 10, 2015, 06:44:17 PM »
because they
FHITE
1827
« on: November 10, 2015, 06:40:32 PM »
did santorum shower in a fucking golden washing machine before showing up onstage?
his forehead is polished to shit.
1828
« on: November 10, 2015, 06:34:28 PM »
deep down, none of these candidates think Bobby is human.
1829
« on: November 10, 2015, 06:17:41 PM »
bobby jingal can walk onto a star trek set without any makeup and fit in
1830
« on: November 10, 2015, 06:15:44 PM »
anyone notice that when huckabee talks, his chin is the only thing in motion?
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