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1711
« on: November 29, 2015, 11:13:00 PM »
Because your father could afford a house maid
1712
« on: November 29, 2015, 11:10:24 PM »
i could get some of my degen friends.....
1713
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:22:43 PM »
tbh
every tried this shit? it's got chocolate in it but works for a dark beer.  you might like it.
1714
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:13:23 PM »
wow
1715
« on: November 28, 2015, 08:42:56 PM »
1716
« on: November 28, 2015, 05:56:15 PM »
door should audition
1717
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:21:01 PM »
this is some manofmyth tier shit 
1718
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:12:12 PM »
lol
1719
« on: November 28, 2015, 10:32:57 AM »
I think we need another sep7agon hunger games
we need your services once again
Oh? That shit was alot of work, I'll set another one up tho
1720
« on: November 27, 2015, 11:30:57 PM »
could sufficient body fat shield internal organs from a point blank 12 gauge chest shot?
1721
« on: November 27, 2015, 06:15:14 PM »
Police chases were fun, but since that shit is exploitable its pretty much a homeless fall clothes collection molester model walking sim.
1722
« on: November 27, 2015, 01:16:51 PM »
I especially enjoyed his cameo in Titanic
1723
« on: November 26, 2015, 12:22:06 PM »
can we bring white man fire sticks?
1724
« on: November 26, 2015, 11:42:31 AM »
Didn't you want to have a gf?
What is she ugly now?
1725
« on: November 25, 2015, 09:57:17 PM »
1726
« on: November 25, 2015, 09:44:50 PM »
holy fuck do not i repeat DO NOT allow that filth in your house. Last time I accommodated an immigrant from Bulgaria he threw me around in my own bathroom and bit my mother on the neck vein during a family luncheon.
1727
« on: November 25, 2015, 09:29:01 PM »
i'm still selling 
1728
« on: November 25, 2015, 09:24:14 PM »
1729
« on: November 25, 2015, 07:35:22 PM »
1730
« on: November 25, 2015, 07:06:11 PM »
I might grab your momma's ass
oh god oh my fucging god rosted FUGKUnGROSTED 
1731
« on: November 25, 2015, 06:03:11 PM »
thanks CUPCAKE
1732
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:57:17 PM »
you fooks need to get in here more often.
1733
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:57:28 PM »
They will never know the joy of using olive garden's unlimited breadsticks as gambling money when dealing with the homeless.
Apparently my grandpa wants to go on a turkey hunt tmmrw.. I'll thread the shit out of that if it happens
1734
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:47:20 PM »
No, but we are arming the toxic soup of Syrian rebels
1735
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:39:10 PM »
Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people
This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set 
Cool, if you have a desired target try and pickup on thier literary preferences so you can make an artificial but sustainable connection. And send a bunch of artsy snapchats implying your talent. What look are u going for?
1736
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:33:03 PM »
Pretend to be a mildly successful author
1737
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:14:21 PM »
Oh my god it looks like a warzone
1738
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:05:26 PM »
oh my god it looks like a warzone.
1739
« on: November 24, 2015, 10:17:00 PM »
oh fuck this shitsback?
1740
« on: November 24, 2015, 09:48:16 PM »
break into someone house and rape have sex with the home owner.
wow, didn't know you were such a disgusting bastard.
Spoiler that'd be one of the crimes i attempt in my last hour
it would be completely sensual and consensual
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