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1681
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:41:43 PM »
the soothing sounds of alex jones
Are you the creator of this video? If so then you deserve a medal.
why of course
1682
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:27:39 PM »
I've actually had haggis before
not bad tbh fem
1683
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:21:45 PM »
the fuck kind of vaginal tumor is this?
That's Scottish, not British.
I was under the assumption that Britain was the whole island
1684
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:17:14 PM »
the fuck kind of vaginal tumor is this?
1685
« on: December 01, 2015, 08:04:32 PM »
oh shit i'm methic
1686
« on: December 01, 2015, 07:24:08 PM »
the soothing sounds of alex jones
1687
« on: December 01, 2015, 07:22:08 PM »
now imagine if you weren't white
1688
« on: December 01, 2015, 06:28:50 PM »
cogitate i think
lol what if cogitated was a word.....
1689
« on: December 01, 2015, 03:23:37 PM »
"deep seeded"
1690
« on: December 01, 2015, 03:22:29 PM »
"safety deposit box"
1691
« on: December 01, 2015, 03:12:25 PM »
"for all intensive purposes"
1692
« on: December 01, 2015, 02:59:49 PM »
this makes me want to start a mondegreen thread
1693
« on: December 01, 2015, 02:33:00 PM »
but muh ones
muh zeros
1694
« on: December 01, 2015, 02:31:52 PM »
haha really taught that guy a lesson, bet he won't be pulling this shit ever again.
1695
« on: December 01, 2015, 06:16:58 AM »
Inspector Gadget 3
1696
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:21:06 PM »
we even use the same internet forum.
1697
« on: November 30, 2015, 09:23:29 PM »
women generally go through a lot more bullshit when compared to men, I couldn't imagine putting on fucking makeup and shit everyday
good thing women don't have to put on makeup.
cool
1698
« on: November 30, 2015, 08:51:46 PM »
You're doing good son, and you're only 17. Had my first date when I was 20. Now be charming, like Sterling Archer, James Bond, or Don Draper, and you could end up in bed with her. Happened to me three times on first dates.
you must be quite the pimp
I have been for three months, I'm looking for Ms. December. Preferably a blonde.
why do you like fat chicks?
It's about having more to play with. Just what I'm attracted to. Why does everyone on here think it's so strange? I just like a woman with a fuller figure.
Don't think it's strange, just interested. Never met someone who actually prefers portly pussy
1699
« on: November 30, 2015, 08:45:20 PM »
You're doing good son, and you're only 17. Had my first date when I was 20. Now be charming, like Sterling Archer, James Bond, or Don Draper, and you could end up in bed with her. Happened to me three times on first dates.
you must be quite the pimp
I have been for three months, I'm looking for Ms. December. Preferably a blonde.
why do you like fat chicks?
1700
« on: November 30, 2015, 08:43:15 PM »
You're doing good son, and you're only 17. Had my first date when I was 20. Now be charming, like Sterling Archer, James Bond, or Don Draper, and you could end up in bed with her. Happened to me three times on first dates.
you must be quite the pimp
1701
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:43:04 PM »
hello, I am Jocephalopod, the creator of Sep7agon.net, thank you for choosing Sep7agon.net as your public forum and I hope you enjoy your stay on Sep7agon.net
are you interested in becoming a forum monitor on this site (Sep7agon.net)?
1702
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:37:35 PM »
every year I walk the streets of Harlem at 4 AM with a saxophone and 10 piece KFC value bucket chicken dinner.  As I play my song of honor I fear no evil.
1703
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:08:32 PM »
women generally go through a lot more bullshit when compared to men, I couldn't imagine putting on fucking makeup and shit everyday
1704
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:01:45 PM »
do you have a soft spot for Christianity or something? or do you prefer to constitute your own rules when it comes to the belief in god?
1705
« on: November 30, 2015, 04:16:09 PM »
1706
« on: November 29, 2015, 11:54:44 PM »
jag-warr
1707
« on: November 29, 2015, 11:49:47 PM »
1708
« on: November 29, 2015, 11:47:46 PM »
have you just discovered shoenice?
he was born in 1832
he has participated in almost every US led military engagement
his stomach acids were augmented to create the chemical compounds found in now sanctioned chemical weapons
he had a wife
he has a family
his biological children have all since died from severe stomach ulcers, a product of shoenice genetics.
he is able to comprehend complex emotions, yet feels no empathy
he is known
he is unknown
he is famous
he is homeless
he is
shoenice
he's also das
I'm pretty sure you just described some sort of stomach acid wolverine.
that's what i was going for
1709
« on: November 29, 2015, 11:41:50 PM »
have you just discovered shoenice? he was born in 1832 he has participated in almost every US led military engagement his stomach acids were augmented to create the chemical compounds found in now sanctioned chemical weapons he had a wife he has a family his biological children have all since died from severe stomach ulcers, a product of shoenice genetics. he is able to comprehend complex emotions, yet feels no empathy he is known he is unknown he is famous he is homeless he is shoenice he's also das
1710
« on: November 29, 2015, 11:23:40 PM »
Imagine it. Brendan Fraser as the main actor to a Hollywood hit that's so powerful it gets its own Bollywood remake. Brendan would be awarded millions, if not billions of dollars, and he'd be able to pay off the alimony.
Brendan would be restored, and people wold forever mark the release of the movie's date as the date the phoenix rose.
but I mean, the manlet guy with broken teeth can get the role and ruin the movie as well, I'm sure that'll be great in its own way somehow.
Brendan needs to go to India, dominate the Bollywood scene and return to the west as a god among men.
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