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« on: December 05, 2015, 01:48:37 PM »
doggo in tumor town doggo post tumor town taking doggo to his fav farm/zoo as a reward for subjecting himself to modern medicine voodoo magic doggo and big Bertha.. you can feel the sexual tension taking doggo to some long island local STACKS and my secret heroin cove. doggo mid STACK enclave oil rig NYCITYBOI sniffing for dime bags
1652
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:28:19 PM »
I wish forms of instant messaging didn't exist tbh
1653
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:33:38 AM »
Update, looks like my ghetto diagnosis was correct.. He's got a mastocytoma or mast cell tumor on his belly, so I'll get it removed near Christmas. Also asked the doctor for some antihistamines before the surgery, as my dog's got a strong inflammatory response to the shit when agitated.
i'm a bit concerned about a little bump on his chest, hopefully it's just a bug bite or something and not another tumor..
All in all nothing too serious for an 8 year old, I think I caught it early enough, so the surgery should take care of it.
I'll post pics soon.
1654
« on: December 05, 2015, 10:59:08 AM »
Found some lumps on his belly, prob tumors tbh fem. Will post results when back
1655
« on: December 05, 2015, 09:52:16 AM »
343 is like the dog abuser who still finds time to give his pooch a hug so it won't run away
1656
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:53:45 PM »
in my neighbors closet getting my dick sucked
1657
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:52:20 PM »
Fucking cunt uploaders. Nice thumbnail. Totally not trying to fish for extra views at all.
Fuck.
you seem sexually frustrated
1658
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:21:26 PM »
I'm confused how this is supposed to be a movie if Keanu has only 2 people to kill. Surely they have clones or something?
half of the movie involves keanu drowning his imaginary adversaries with cognac
1659
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:20:15 PM »
you fuckin liar
stop lying to yourself this is the canonical sequel
1660
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:13:35 PM »
1661
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:58:03 PM »
No
1662
« on: December 04, 2015, 06:55:25 AM »
1663
« on: December 04, 2015, 06:41:29 AM »
I especially enjoyed his cameo in Titanic
it was great
he played the iceberg though...
1664
« on: December 03, 2015, 11:38:45 PM »
tfw frankie muniz's wife physically dominates him in the bedroom and smears malcum in the middle 
1665
« on: December 03, 2015, 10:47:42 PM »
no, halo is.
1666
« on: December 03, 2015, 06:06:22 PM »
.22s and 12 gauges.
target shooting is pretty fun.
not fond on hunting or anything, prefer tracking animals.
knowing I can defend myself is also nice.
1667
« on: December 03, 2015, 05:21:15 PM »
I used to own my own 12 gauge shotgun...it was fun going out into the forest and shooting random garbage people
fucking animal
1668
« on: December 03, 2015, 05:18:25 PM »
1669
« on: December 03, 2015, 05:17:39 PM »
suck my head
1670
« on: December 03, 2015, 05:01:03 PM »
RAPID FIRE LATIN/grek COMPOUND WORD QUIz
NO CHEATING
DEFIN THE FOLLOWGNG:::
Neonate
Meritocracy
eponym
enthymeme
1671
« on: December 03, 2015, 06:22:56 AM »
dug could destroy any in a Doctor Manhattan like fashion
1672
« on: December 03, 2015, 12:11:58 AM »
It's bean a year?
What a fuck?
1673
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:30:11 PM »
I feel like 1/4 of the movie is going to be complete shit
1674
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:17:12 PM »
I have Lupus
1675
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:16:54 PM »
how often you watch porn verb?
1676
« on: December 01, 2015, 10:42:23 PM »
The memers on b.old tbh
oh
1677
« on: December 01, 2015, 10:37:41 PM »
Humour? You think memes are a joke?
They're 100% serious bub.
No two ways about it.
1678
« on: December 01, 2015, 10:27:00 PM »
don't know if this is just a nostalgia thread but post the shit that you found funny as a kid. think my love for blissfully ignorant animals came from the comic get fuzzy, that strip was and still is some quality shit. 
1679
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:50:16 PM »
yup
1680
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:46:43 PM »
the soothing sounds of alex jones
Are you the creator of this video? If so then you deserve a medal.
why of course
You've just earned yourself a new subscriber. That was fucking hilarious. Please make more content.
Eyy thenks, been trying to make new stuff once a week, so look forward to it
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