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The Flood / Re: Are there ANY advantages to being short?
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:13:41 PM »
live a bit longer I guess...

aand

um minute difference in nervous response

1592
The Flood / Re: YOU DON'T WANT NO BEEF, BOY
« on: December 09, 2015, 11:05:11 PM »
where is my PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT?

1593
The Flood / Re: Being straight-edge is cool as fuck
« on: December 09, 2015, 11:04:15 PM »
I could def see verbatim in 10 years as a struggling stunt cock in the adult film industry living underneath some rubble deep within the shittiest confines of southern Europe.

1594
The Flood / Re: if japan is actually "nippon"
« on: December 09, 2015, 09:31:54 PM »
ikr, I've always wondered why Israel calls itself the United States of America

1595
The Flood / Re: Post your puppers ITT
« on: December 09, 2015, 07:42:49 PM »
anyone want me to rate their puppers ITT%TTTTT??

1596
The Flood / Re: What's your Mafia name?
« on: December 09, 2015, 05:21:21 PM »

1597
The Flood / Re: What's your Mafia name?
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:46:04 PM »
Razor Blade Silvio

1598
The Flood / Re: Adobe Photoshop vs Gimp
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:42:54 PM »
the gimp


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The Flood / Re: Post your puppers ITT
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:40:08 PM »
pupper overload


Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: FUCKING FOOT CRAMPS
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:30:14 PM »
if your torso is bigger than your body you havecencerHAGAGAGAG

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The Flood / Re: >Protestantism
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:10:03 PM »
my fam used to have me switch between Presbyterian and Orthodox churches every alternating Sunday.
That must've been jarring as fuck

OOPS THAT WAS A MISTAKE

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The Flood / Re: >Protestantism
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:09:07 PM »
my fam used to have me switch between Presbyterian and Orthodox churches every alternating Sunday.
That must've been jarring as fuck

yea pretty stark contrast between the two. the Presbyterian place was pretty "progressive" and borderline agnostic in nature in regards to personal belief in god, while the orthodox place was a smoke house of creed and devotion, and the bulk of the service's 2 hours consisted of archaic hymns.   

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The Flood / Re: >Protestantism
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:53:52 PM »
my fam used to have me switch between Presbyterian and Orthodox churches every alternating Sunday.

1604
The Flood / Re: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:25:27 PM »
>katana


I mean, I guess if you like crappy sabers.



hanwei makes pretty kinda hit and definitely miss stuff.

hanwei is the semi shitty middle ground of retail swords


it's just that some of windlass makes a lot of stuff better than hanwei stuff and windlass is bottom-of-the-barrel as far as swords go

(anything less is basically negative numbers)

yea hanwei has always had that tacky streak. Probably something to do with the broad range of shit you can buy from them.

albion on the other hand.... you get what you pay for.


still trying to find 700 dollars to blow on a gladius 

http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/swords-albion-mark-nextgen.htm

save albion for the really fancy shit, you can get a good gladius relatively cheaply.

http://kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=DT2010

del tin makes a good product

yeaa that's the thing, I'm a bit picky. I'd rather just save up and buy 4 or 5 Albion products I really want. and while del tin isn't bad, I already have close to enough to get this guy anyway

http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=ANR1&name=Albion+Aquilifer+Roman+Gladius

buy armor

lol, don't think i have anywhere to store it.

might get a recreated helmet or something in the future, they don't take up too much space.

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The Flood / Re: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:24:00 PM »
>katana


I mean, I guess if you like crappy sabers.



hanwei makes pretty kinda hit and definitely miss stuff.

hanwei is the semi shitty middle ground of retail swords


it's just that some of windlass makes a lot of stuff better than hanwei stuff and windlass is bottom-of-the-barrel as far as swords go

(anything less is basically negative numbers)

yea hanwei has always had that tacky streak. Probably something to do with the broad range of shit you can buy from them.

albion on the other hand.... you get what you pay for.


still trying to find 700 dollars to blow on a gladius 

http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/swords-albion-mark-nextgen.htm
tfw no replica spatha that doesnt cost a gorillion dollars

how much are u willing to spend on one?
like $200 desu senpai

not that ornate but rlly good deal femly

http://kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=DT2040xxx_01

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The Flood / Re: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:19:54 PM »
>katana


I mean, I guess if you like crappy sabers.



hanwei makes pretty kinda hit and definitely miss stuff.

hanwei is the semi shitty middle ground of retail swords


it's just that some of windlass makes a lot of stuff better than hanwei stuff and windlass is bottom-of-the-barrel as far as swords go

(anything less is basically negative numbers)

yea hanwei has always had that tacky streak. Probably something to do with the broad range of shit you can buy from them.

albion on the other hand.... you get what you pay for.


still trying to find 700 dollars to blow on a gladius 

http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/swords-albion-mark-nextgen.htm
tfw no replica spatha that doesnt cost a gorillion dollars

how much are u willing to spend on one?

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The Flood / Re: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:17:54 PM »
>katana


I mean, I guess if you like crappy sabers.



hanwei makes pretty kinda hit and definitely miss stuff.

hanwei is the semi shitty middle ground of retail swords


it's just that some of windlass makes a lot of stuff better than hanwei stuff and windlass is bottom-of-the-barrel as far as swords go

(anything less is basically negative numbers)

yea hanwei has always had that tacky streak. Probably something to do with the broad range of shit you can buy from them.

albion on the other hand.... you get what you pay for.


still trying to find 700 dollars to blow on a gladius 

http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/swords-albion-mark-nextgen.htm

save albion for the really fancy shit, you can get a good gladius relatively cheaply.

http://kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=DT2010

del tin makes a good product

yeaa that's the thing, I'm a bit picky. I'd rather just save up and buy 4 or 5 Albion products I really want. and while del tin isn't bad, I already have close to enough to get this guy anyway

http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=ANR1&name=Albion+Aquilifer+Roman+Gladius

 

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The Flood / Re: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:31:32 PM »
>katana


I mean, I guess if you like crappy sabers.



hanwei makes pretty kinda hit and definitely miss stuff.

hanwei is the semi shitty middle ground of retail swords


it's just that some of windlass makes a lot of stuff better than hanwei stuff and windlass is bottom-of-the-barrel as far as swords go

(anything less is basically negative numbers)

yea hanwei has always had that tacky streak. Probably something to do with the broad range of shit you can buy from them.

albion on the other hand.... you get what you pay for.


still trying to find 700 dollars to blow on a gladius 

http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/swords-albion-mark-nextgen.htm


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The Flood / Re: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:24:43 PM »
>katana


I mean, I guess if you like crappy sabers.



hanwei makes pretty kinda hit and definitely miss stuff.

hanwei is the semi shitty middle ground of retail swords

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The Flood / Re: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:05:19 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: How many books have you read this year?
« on: December 08, 2015, 08:13:58 PM »
none, need some good shit.
Will Robie series by David Baldacci. US Government hitman grows a conscious, questions orders, and get wrapped up on conspiracies.

any good historical fiction or scifi?

got done reading some Orson Scott Card stuff last year and thought it was pretty good.

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The Flood / Re: How many books have you read this year?
« on: December 08, 2015, 08:00:11 PM »
none, need some good shit.


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The Flood / Re: How Is Verbatim A Vegan?
« on: December 08, 2015, 07:58:58 PM »
this about antinatalism yet?

1614
The Flood / Re: Weird shit you did as a kid
« on: December 08, 2015, 07:46:39 PM »
-collecting hornets in the vacuum
-climbing on the roof of my house
-helping my brother stick pennies in the outlet
-melting shit with my lamp
-taking the fish out of the fishbowl for a walk
- racing my brother downhill on those fisher price cars Irish mentioned before crashing onto the curb
- making my brother wear every piece of clothing in his closet before pushing him down the stairs and beating him with a baseball bat
-sneaking into peoples backyards
-putting shit akin to chariot spikes on the wheels of my bike and trying to crash my friends
-making shanks out folded paper and getting into "prison fights" with my brother
- sword fights with metal rods.
-putting thumbtacks on the end of nerf darts before a shootout with the brother.


i'm getting nostalgic now and I don't like it.

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The Flood / Re: Going to bed
« on: December 08, 2015, 06:11:11 AM »
up and awake

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The Flood / Going to bed
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:25:07 AM »
Updating this thread during the next nocturnal emission

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The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:18:33 AM »
You don't NEED a grinder, you could just pick it.
you'll be there for hours if you want to grind it as fine as a grinder can.
Well duh, but that's only vital if you're rolling zoots. Even then, I've picked weed for zoots before.

I'd pick a grinder over no grinder any day, but it's not like you could never smoke weed some way without one.
your british terminology is fucking retarded man. what the fuck is a zoot
A spliff, a joint.

How do the bags work out in the U.S.?

We have benzes (~1g), eight-balls (~2g), thirty-bags (~3g), and Qs (~7g) for £10, £20, £30 and £60.

This sounds like some street rat sport terminology

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The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:04:16 AM »
Hey Meta. I just realized something funny. Your political career is probably fucking shot to hell.

At first I thought, it'd be shot to hell if anybody found out you smoked pot. You'd be scandelous.

But then I thought, how the fuck are any of us not going to see you on the TV and know exactly who the fuck you are?

And then I thought,

Spoiler
I want a $1000 a week in canadian monopoly money from your salary when you make it big, for keeping the screencaps I just took private, of course.

Another $1000 for locating everybody else on this site and making sure they don't do the same.

all he has to do is move to the states.

Plenty of material there as well.

Meta isn't a theist in any way.

If he wants to win the southern bible belt to his side that little fact needs to say quiet too.

Meta, throw in another 1000.

all he has to do to win the south is divert his attention to Islam for a few days and kill a couple minorities in self defense.

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The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:02:23 AM »
and i'm just here buying apples from 7/11
HAHAHAHAHA i smoked out of an apple once and ate it after. i hate peer pressure :'(


why the fuck would you eat it?
peer pressure you illiterate fuck

you wanna go right fucking now?
LET'S FUCKING GO FAGGOT I'LL DROP YOUR SKINNY MEXICAN ASS FUCKING QUEER

I'LL FUCKING DEEP FRY YOUR EMACIATED POLYNESIAN NUTS YOU CHUBBY KUNT

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