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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:34:08 PM »
i'm loving rand paul's double neck veins


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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:31:03 PM »
bush's wife watching at home


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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:30:09 PM »
god fucking damn cruz sounds like some pencil pushing retard savage cunt.


he looks so ridiculous when he makes that face



put some anime eyes on that nig

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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:27:52 PM »
god fucking damn cruz sounds like some pencil pushing retard savage cunt.


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The Flood / Re: But this pimp is at the top of Mt. Olympus
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:24:04 PM »
tfw smh you don't take alex jones super chmetrail vitality




what the FUCK did you just call me?!


wanna die?

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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:20:13 PM »
kaisich delivering the ending monologue of some Saturday morning african youth  cartoon

1567
Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:16:15 PM »
"running, It's not working"


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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:15:22 PM »
OH FUCK paulie burning bridges right now

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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:13:41 PM »
chris christia gonna impose a no drive zone at the local arbys



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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:12:45 PM »
fiorgina revealing her master plan

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Serious / Re: Republican debate tonight (8:30 EST)
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:09:07 PM »
you can't fucking stop it


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The Flood / Re: But this pimp is at the top of Mt. Olympus
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:55:24 PM »
tfw smh you don't take alex jones super chmetrail vitality





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The Flood / Re: I have a thing for a girl online.
« on: December 15, 2015, 06:13:42 PM »
um well you're probably not going to meat

so yea what das said.


move on and don't waste time.


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The Flood / Re: What would your life be like without the Internet?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:33:29 PM »
better

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The Flood / Re: Perfect Grammar Thread
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:42:35 PM »
Ic nāh geweald gif ēow lufie mīn wanfāh pintel.


ok?

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The Flood / Re: What will you name your kid(s)?
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:21:43 PM »
You fucking animals, how dare you culturally rape these innocent flesh vessels by branding them with disgusting religious/historical markings they'll be forced to wear for the rest of thier miserable lives. I swear to nonexistent God if we were in a similar geographical setting I'd destroy all of you labelers IRL.




OT: loaf

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 06:43:40 AM »
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We dated for a week..

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I told her she was being clingy


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I'd thought she'd stay with me


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I thought I was above her


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found her on Facebook last month..


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blocked me


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Blocked my number


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said she had a boyfriend and will call the cops if I keep messaging her...


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but I want to





but srsly roman let it go.

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The Flood / Re: Where are your ancestors from?
« on: December 14, 2015, 10:26:07 PM »
still picking away at my grandfather's paternal side. based on the lead that my great grandfather spoke a lingurian language variant called tarbarchino I've been able to pinpoint the exact island that my great grendpappy's side inhabited. The history of the place seems to match up with what I've been told as well.

in an effort to go back a bit farther down the line. i'm going to see what i can find out about the Italian town of Pegli near Genoa pre 1739. then i might try and explore my Swedish side... maybe contact some relatives who don't know I exist.


my paternal grandmother's side is well documented though and my grandmother has shit that can be traced to the 1200s

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The Flood / Re: How could you escape from the creature in "It Follows"?
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:10:29 PM »
it's pretty easy to escape tbh femlist

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 07:50:04 PM »
probably just mild irritation tbh femly

like when you throw up the cake so it doesn't count and your throat burns



and animals seem to avoid the shit from what i've seen.

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The Flood / Re: Why Animal Names Are Stupid
« on: December 14, 2015, 06:22:32 AM »
HAHA, truly another inspiring video. This man always asks the hard hitting questions. He has certainly caused a shock among nations with this one.

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yea, I was actually offered a part in birdman as a nameless background civilian a year before it came out.

Spoiler

he's really an awesome guy, made the play "On Your Feet" recently and now i'm always able to get really cheap Broadway tickets. also gives me the scoop on shit that hasn't come out yet.
WTF dude, you could have been famous?! They film the TV show Grimm up here and I tried getting cast as an extra and blew it :(((((((

lol not famous, just as an extra body in the crowd.

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>reverse image search gives me nothing

HOLY SHIT dude that's crazy

yea, I was actually offered a part in birdman as a nameless background civilian a year before it came out.

Spoiler

he's really an awesome guy, made the play "On Your Feet" recently and now i'm always able to get really cheap Broadway tickets. also gives me the scoop on shit that hasn't come out yet.

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one of my relatives is a co-producer of the movie, wrote the majority of birdman as well

so it better be good.
prove it

Oscar he won for birdman.

Spoiler
Spoiler



some exclusive birdman shit

Spoiler
the last two don't work

work for me..

try reloading?

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one of my relatives is a co-producer of the movie, wrote the majority of birdman as well

so it better be good.
prove it

Oscar he won for birdman.

Spoiler
Spoiler



some exclusive birdman shit

Spoiler

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one of my relatives is a co-producer of the movie, wrote the majority of birdman as well

so it better be good.



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The Flood / Re: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
« on: December 12, 2015, 11:19:30 AM »
Wait, all theese fooks live in NYC?

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The Flood / Dangerous men of the earth
« on: December 12, 2015, 01:45:30 AM »
Post the most dangerous of men














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The Flood / Re: i talked to a Muslim just now AMA me anything
« on: December 11, 2015, 02:04:03 PM »
What did u ask?

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The Flood / Re: How many of you have been to a strip club?
« on: December 10, 2015, 09:01:20 PM »
no, the local strip club looks like some goomba garage and is always under new management due to frequent drug busts.
fun part is every time the place switches owners, the official name of the place gets a bit more ridiculous


think it's going by "blue rhino" nowadays... guess it's sponsored by the propane company.

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