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1531
« on: December 17, 2015, 03:27:29 PM »
i'd ask if I could rape anyone and if the target said no then i'd complain about being friend zoned with my fellow japs.
1532
« on: December 16, 2015, 11:15:24 PM »
should have eaten the fucker and told the Somalian tier owner that you were too busy digesting the animal to return it.
Just got off the phone with the Owner; they say they shut her in a secure place and someone else may have let the Dog out (burglar, etc)
Guess I'm a bit quick to judge ayy.
eyyyy keep doggo anyway
1533
« on: December 16, 2015, 10:52:52 PM »
should have eaten the fucker and told the Somalian tier owner that you were too busy digesting the animal to return it.
1534
« on: December 16, 2015, 10:10:39 PM »
1535
« on: December 16, 2015, 10:00:17 PM »
1536
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:49:47 PM »
1537
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:46:13 PM »
1538
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:35:49 PM »
Jim, someone who hasn't felt the touch of a woman. perhaps never will.
you won't be a game developer 
1539
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:31:40 PM »
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1540
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:18:45 PM »
1541
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:26:54 PM »
Roman, i'm in the hospital. I'm going to need you to stop what you are doing and come see me.
1542
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:25:06 PM »
"would you like to go to X location and ultimately give into repressed sexual tension"
via text.
1543
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:22:04 PM »
 fuck New Hampshire then
1544
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:37:47 PM »
PSUDEOIMTELLECTUAL THE MOVIE: TRAILER !
1545
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:56:19 PM »
The Hobbits are at Isengard you cunts.
1546
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:52:24 PM »
Wheres my like you cunt?
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1547
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:47:53 PM »
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1548
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:46:09 PM »
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1549
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:43:29 PM »
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1550
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:36:28 PM »
I picture myself getting some sleep rite now tbctgh fam
doggo too.
not how i pictured you at all, nice brows
lol how did you picture me?
Spoiler did you think i was African?
I pictured you in a overcoat and a giant hat.
dignified poverty 
1551
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:31:39 PM »
I picture myself getting some sleep rite now tbctgh fam
doggo too.
not how i pictured you at all, nice brows
lol how did you picture me? Spoiler did you think i was African?
1552
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:00:47 PM »
I picture myself getting some sleep rite now tbctgh fam doggo too.
1553
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:49:18 AM »
Add me at mycum.com
1554
« on: December 15, 2015, 11:15:38 PM »
1555
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:05:47 PM »
thought carson was gonna say 58 states
1556
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:03:11 PM »
fiorina pre sex change on that magical day 
1557
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:01:06 PM »
map of america 
1558
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:59:06 PM »
why was there a Dubai healthcare ad for me?>  >?
1559
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:42:24 PM »
1560
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:39:14 PM »
kasich would destroy the planet to keep Ohio alive
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