Oh shit I'm not doing that bad

What hebben?

Whole







Milk

Couple of weeks

Hold on guys it's time for me to be very unique

They should honestly just make this guy the leader of the country as he's achieved the Mexican dream of escaping prison

oh no

could this at least be a slogan?

HEHE i have quite the tale.

think it was back in 8th grade my algebra teacher introduced the class to the newest student teacher lurking in the corner. This guy was a good chubby 4 foot 12 with a trivagoesque disheveled appearance. Ostensibly a level headed individual, one of the first apparent quirks my peers and I noticed was this guy's unnatural infatuation with all things batman. This insane 20 something fuck would wear breakfast cereal animated batman watches and sported an arm patch when not fully sleeved in order to abide by school policy and hide his retarded batman elbow tattoo.


anyway a couple months go by and things have gotten pretty tense in the room. My original teacher had let this midge off the chain and allowed him to teach segments of the class on his own, however disagreements between the two regarding teaching methods led to some unneeded friction. The passive aggressive streak culminated a few days before Christmas break when tubby lumpkins arrives into class a bit more disheveled than usual with a red irritation along his lower throat and presumably below the neckline. He takes his seat without addressing the head teacher and math-time resumes as normal.

About 20 minutes of polynomials go by before head teach offers to switch the lesson over to the student teacher. As the guy gets up his eyes start to glaze over prior to exploding in a fit of deranged laughter. The class becomes genuinely concerned as the fuck starts pacing back and forth looking like some mutant tomato, only stopping to confront my teacher face to face before violently pushing him and ripping his shirt apart to reveal a freshly inked on batman™ symbol chest tattoo and a rodent cupcake like body underneath. My teacher yelled at some students to get help while trying to restrain the guy and after a brief struggle the batshit insane cunt was taken out of the class with the assistance of two body guards.


I honestly wonder what became of the guy.

just realized this isn't that disgusting

Jocephalopod is the best user on this website

Oh

someone put a sniper scope on this guy's ketchup stain

new meme tbh

obligatory

I logged onto Habbo several times today to try to catch people online, but nobody was ever online

Today sucked. I'm quitting Habbo now, unless there's something going on

Quote from: Jocephalopod on January 06, 2016, 04:12:21 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on January 06, 2016, 04:01:30 PM

my first drug

umm excuse me but werere talking about grammar not phonetics

who is the smart man now??<><>?<??<

haha you are very cool and nice but even though your sentence was kinda good you frogot the Period

guess who is the smart now?.

I don' t know who you think you are but I am very a-dept at the subject English language. I have written thousands of hand written documents and I have also received numerous rewards because due to my writing skill and finance

here is an excerpt from my latest independant crime novel

Suddenly, John Crime slowly rose from his seat. his sweat dripping from his sweaty forehead as he slowly rose from his seat to confront the thieves. His mind raced like a race horse and churned like a river his whole body was ready to pounce like a tiger on the thief. who suddenly moved his arm in a comparable way like a starfish. Meanwhile. the night sky was dark like a black colored marker and the wind was as cold as ice.

this is just a taste you illateral worm.