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The Flood / Re: poor Jeb
« on: January 20, 2016, 10:05:50 PM »
inseminated

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Avatar/nameplate synchronicity
« on: January 20, 2016, 09:21:42 PM »
i am the flow master

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The Flood / Re: Get ready to ayyy lmao this Sunday
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:11:48 PM »
Also, one of the best episodes I've ever seen last night: The alien who just wants to play baseball.

what is it some Nigerian illegal immigrant or someshit?

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The Flood / Re: Thread about potatoes
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:00:11 PM »
vegetables are part of a balanced nutritious diet


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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:57:17 PM »
i don't find joce's shitposting that funny to be honest

i think ember's funnier

I've never made a shitpost

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Serious / Re: There's new evidence of a Neptune-sized planet beyond Pluto
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:29:25 PM »
if you people opened your third eye you'd realize Nibiru is making her presence known

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: low hanging memes: Back to Formula
« on: January 20, 2016, 04:49:29 PM »

haha

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The Flood / low hanging memes: Back to Formula
« on: January 20, 2016, 04:48:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 03:35:19 PM »
stingray tranqs?

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The Flood / Re: Why Are Gamer Girls So Desirable?
« on: January 20, 2016, 03:34:02 PM »
tfw everyone plays video games and geeks are just people on the brink of suicide

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The Flood / Re: SUS thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:07:55 PM »
what if one day you woke up and suddenly all life on earth was potbellied pigs


I probably wouldn't realize the change until I was done shopping at Costco

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The Flood / Re: SUS thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:00:59 PM »
I want one

Here is a song written entirely using Sus4 chords.



As you can see, it starts with D7sus4 for four measures, then moves on to F7sus4 for four measures, and then repeating.

The bridge is Eb7sus4 for four measures, followed by Db7sus4 for four measures, taking us nicely back up to the A section (D7sus4 and F7sus4).

Upon completion of the final A section, the form repeats.

very nice

here is a photo of a boar eating meat



A surprising characteristic oftentimes overlooked within the population of suids is their omnivorous nature. It is not uncommon to find wild specimens scavenging/killing for meat as well as plant life. The equivocal diet of the pig is displayed through it's natural traits; as a simple single pouched stomach, dentition suited for a squeezing mastication method as well as an overall stocky muscular build lend themselves in the creation of a versatile scavenger who's design shares many equivalences with our own species.

I wouldn't be surprised if we found out a pig's intelligence rivals the chimpanzee tbh fem.

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The Flood / Re: SUS thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 05:20:30 PM »
average Harlem family


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The Flood / Re: SUS thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 05:19:14 PM »

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The Flood / SUS thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 05:18:14 PM »
post animals in the sus genus



lookin like some civil war veteran

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Concept Character thread V2
« on: January 19, 2016, 05:04:25 PM »
lol fuckin NERDS

but srsly put King K Rool in that shit

No, King K. Rool would waste a perfectly good character slot


no                                                

                                     

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Concept Character thread V2
« on: January 19, 2016, 04:30:37 PM »
lol fuckin NERDS

but srsly put King K Rool in that shit

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The Flood / Re: Just killed my presentation on the Pork Industry
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:58:18 PM »
i need this tbh

YouTube

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Serious / Re: Europe strikes again
« on: January 18, 2016, 06:17:08 PM »
found a new home for my collection tbh


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The Flood / Re: HOLY SHIT THEY GOT GLENN FREY
« on: January 18, 2016, 06:03:02 PM »
fuck i'm late

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:11:29 AM »
fuck you armenian!!!! fuck you armenian dogs.
ulan akıllı olun ermeni kahpeleri sizi.azerbaycan demek türkiye demektir.bir gece geliriz yedi ceddiniz sikeriz sizin.orospu çocukları piçler sizi.!!!!

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:09:53 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


Hey baby boo boo tell your mother to suck Armenian dick !
60 million azer-GOATS-janiz ??? OK hehehehehehehe / 3 million in Armenia and 7 million in diaspora 10 million Armenians !! hey sikimin basi do you know that 5 million Jews in Israel and 300 million Arabs in the world ..... now go learn more history and politic ....  don't forget to tell your mom what I tolled you :))))))))))))))


Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and is that waht hapen in 1918 and 1992 ?? is that why karabagh is ARTSAKH NOW ? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .soon you going to see Armenians from Los Agelos we love fuckin 60000000000000000000 trillion turk faters in the ass . BANG ! BANG ! MOTHER FUCKERS 

DOG SHIT MAKE  MORE SENSE  YOU DO !  PAST  2600  YEARS  WE TURKS  HAVE  BEEN CONTROLING  YOU !! You have gone wild to the defenseless  section of  our land !  this is  not first time fucking Armenians became stupid , remember  you always had to pay  for your stupidities with your blood ! YOUR PAY BACKS IS ON THE WAY !! WHERE  ARE GOING TO RUN THIS TIME ??

I love watching you burn in your stinky pseudo-Turkish Azerbabooni anus. We fucked your mothers so hard and so deep that you will never forget us and will always come around making excuses for getting fucked like you had never been fucked before. You fucking Azerbabooni bitch, you even failed to do anything against us with massive Soviet troops fighting alongside your criminal army and OMON agents. Go learn how Haydar Aliyev made a secret deal with the Soviets at the beginning of the war to remain Soviet in return for Soviet invasion of the Armenian-inhabited Karabakh to "teach' them a lesson. Well, it seems like you were the ones who learned the lesson. We fucked your mothers by liberating the ancient Armenian province of Artsakh, falsely known as Karabakh, by handing you a bitter and humiliating defeat by annihilating your fucking GAY army. We destroyed two-thirds of your army. That's why it took you twenty years to start barking again. But we will always silence you fucking dogs, that's for sure. Motherfucker, we lost 7,000 men and killed 37,000 Azerbaboonis and gave you a little present called "The Avenue of Shehids" to remember us by. Enjoy your cock-sucking faggot shehids. I piss on their graves.

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:08:44 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


Hey baby boo boo tell your mother to suck Armenian dick !
60 million azer-GOATS-janiz ??? OK hehehehehehehe / 3 million in Armenia and 7 million in diaspora 10 million Armenians !! hey sikimin basi do you know that 5 million Jews in Israel and 300 million Arabs in the world ..... now go learn more history and politic ....  don't forget to tell your mom what I tolled you :))))))))))))))


Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and is that waht hapen in 1918 and 1992 ?? is that why karabagh is ARTSAKH NOW ? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .soon you going to see Armenians from Los Agelos we love fuckin 60000000000000000000 trillion turk faters in the ass . BANG ! BANG ! MOTHER FUCKERS 

DOG SHIT MAKE  MORE SENSE  YOU DO !  PAST  2600  YEARS  WE TURKS  HAVE  BEEN CONTROLING  YOU !! You have gone wild to the defenseless  section of  our land !  this is  not first time fucking Armenians became stupid , remember  you always had to pay  for your stupidities with your blood ! YOUR PAY BACKS IS ON THE WAY !! WHERE  ARE GOING TO RUN THIS TIME ??

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:06:30 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


Tell me your mother is beautiful or ugly ?


hey brooooo she is ugly as sin HAHAHAHAHAHA you know azeri melon heads  lolllllllllllll fuckin yemish kafa 

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:05:44 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


Tell me your mother is beautiful or ugly ?

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:04:53 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


Hey baby boo boo tell your mother to suck Armenian dick !
60 million azer-GOATS-janiz ??? OK hehehehehehehe / 3 million in Armenia and 7 million in diaspora 10 million Armenians !! hey sikimin basi do you know that 5 million Jews in Israel and 300 million Arabs in the world ..... now go learn more history and politic ....  don't forget to tell your mom what I tolled you :))))))))))))))

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:04:13 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and is that waht hapen in 1918 and 1992 ?? is that why karabagh is ARTSAKH NOW ? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .soon you going to see Armenians from Los Agelos we love fuckin 60000000000000000000 trillion turk faters in the ass . BANG ! BANG ! MOTHER FUCKERS 

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:02:53 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .


lol hahahahahahahah boooooo
60 million Azerbaijanis  without  any  weapons only rocks in their hands could chase you back to the turkey where you have chased out from!

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The Flood / Re: jocephalopod simulator thread
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:01:06 AM »
Thank you all Armenian volunteer fighters .
You guys always be brave Armenian Soldier. We will never forget our fighters.
To all azeri talkers , you had the chance to fight us during the war but you were afraid because of your rabbit heart .
Now that the war is over all you do is talk dirty behind the computer. It is not about the quantity it s quality .
Quality is given to our soldiers . When you are brave you could push mountains .



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