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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:51:52 PM »
episode III: florida's revenge
no
this an american forum, we don't speak spanish around here
the joke is that "no" is also a spanish word, incase anyone didn't know

YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/user/pasatti2004/videos
why am i only now finding out about this woman

she's Linda's long lost cuisine

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:45:40 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Is it worse to watch porn...
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:58:18 AM »
Don't get what you mean by worse, but fantasizing works more for me, especially if stuff actually goes down at a later date.

Porn and the like usually dull In comaprison to recalling certain memories/feelings and you don't feel like a low life piece of shit after viewing the memories in your head.

So in short if said person has hinted at the same desires, make them a reality.
Don't let your dreams be dreams essentially?

Fuck people who also want to fuck you and save it to the Memory Wank Bank for future reference.

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The Flood / Re: Is it worse to watch porn...
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:51:42 AM »

So in short if said person has hinted at the same desires, make them a reality.

gonna remember this next time i do anal.

This is why I spend my time in men's bathrooms.

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The Flood / Re: stephen moffat want equal right
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:07:02 AM »
Whoa, that's a strong intense individual.

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The Flood / Re: Wayback Time Machine - Sep7agon
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:05:05 AM »
Sword Sundeus coming back

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Serious / Re: "The EFIList" movie
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:58:54 AM »
Skips ahead abit


Sees some fat fuck dressed as a cardboard elephant covered in tomato sauce



Ok



Edit: I'll try and watch it later

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The Flood / Re: Is it worse to watch porn...
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:41:18 AM »
Don't get what you mean by worse, but fantasizing works more for me, especially if stuff actually goes down at a later date.

Porn and the like usually dull In comaprison to recalling certain memories/feelings and you don't feel like a low life piece of shit after viewing the memories in your head.

So in short if said person has hinted at the same desires, make them a reality.

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The Flood / Re: stephen moffat has quit doctor who
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:14:43 AM »
Dr. Who is just another facet in which the Indus peoples of Britain can instill the ideas of reincarnation within the dwindling white populace.

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The Flood / Re: you guys are great
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:52:18 AM »
WHAT THE FUCK?

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The Flood / Re: Man, it feels awesome no longer having Friday classes.
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:30:15 AM »
oh yes

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The Flood / Re: Wait, Is this real?
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:29:20 AM »
did they rename the mailbox purple drank?

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The Flood / Re: 23andme DNA reports
« on: January 21, 2016, 10:32:05 PM »
i'm gonna do something like this in the future



also couldn't resist
That's not me lol

it's time to come home.


did the test results surprise you?
No. I already knew my ethnicity

even the African side?

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The Flood / Re: 23andme DNA reports
« on: January 21, 2016, 10:25:18 PM »
i'm gonna do something like this in the future



also couldn't resist

That's not me lol

it's time to come home.


did the test results surprise you?


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The Flood / Re: 23andme DNA reports
« on: January 21, 2016, 10:21:59 PM »
i'm gonna do something like this in the future



also couldn't resist

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The Flood / Re: Why do you do drugs?
« on: January 21, 2016, 09:29:52 PM »
but do I?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: January 21, 2016, 09:10:31 PM »
warning edgy and autistic as fuck

A picture I don't mind sharing. Me currently in front of my computer on here. Purple headphones were a gift but they sound fucking awesome so I use em.

you look like the lead singer of sepultura

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there's a special type of pill that can make you win her over

she'll be limp in your arms by the time she's ingested it.

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The Flood / Re: I could out-English verb tbh
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:24:34 PM »
excerpt from Verbatim's AP English paper tbh

Suddenly, John Crime slowly rose from his seat. his sweat dripping from his sweaty forehead as he slowly rose from his seat to confront the thieves. His mind raced like a race horse and churned like a river his whole body was ready to pounce like a tiger on the thief. who suddenly moved his arm in a comparable way like a starfish. Meanwhile. the night sky was dark like a black colored marker and the wind was as cold as ice.

Simply complex and the most unique piece of magnificent minimalist writing I must say if I say so myself, if I may be so bold as to make that assertion.

suddenly, I agree with you.

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The Flood / Re: I could out-English verb tbh
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:55:13 PM »
excerpt from Verbatim's AP English paper tbh

Suddenly, John Crime slowly rose from his seat. his sweat dripping from his sweaty forehead as he slowly rose from his seat to confront the thieves. His mind raced like a race horse and churned like a river his whole body was ready to pounce like a tiger on the thief. who suddenly moved his arm in a comparable way like a starfish. Meanwhile. the night sky was dark like a black colored marker and the wind was as cold as ice.


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The Flood / Re: So if like 20 people were pissing on you at once
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:44:53 PM »
weekend plans?

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored ask me analthings
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:41:42 PM »
post some chill ass music i can choke myself in my basement to
Choke as in kill yourself or some kind of degenerate sexual practice?

Suicide:
YouTube

this whole album

Sexual Degeneracy:
NSFW TITTIES ON THE ALBUM COVER

got anything jazzy?


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piggy gets raped

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored ask me analthings
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:34:55 PM »
post some chill ass music i can choke myself in my basement to


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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny and always succeed
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:37:06 PM »
Tbh femly most of my posts are passing comments or abstract writing prompts

HumoUr is not my intent

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Maternal Grandpappy is probably gonna die this month

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The Flood / Re: East Coast Blizzard Thread
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:15:27 PM »
 chop a shit load of wood and buy sexually repressed 40 year old women food

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:01:26 AM »
bonus doggo

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: January 20, 2016, 11:55:30 PM »
Spoiler

bumping thred

most recent sleepy pic of me

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The Flood / Re: Your avatar fights the one above you
« on: January 20, 2016, 11:28:06 PM »
raped

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