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« on: January 23, 2016, 04:51:52 PM »
episode III: florida's revenge
no
this an american forum, we don't speak spanish around here
the joke is that "no" is also a spanish word, incase anyone didn't know
https://www.youtube.com/user/pasatti2004/videos
why am i only now finding out about this woman
she's Linda's long lost cuisine
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« on: January 23, 2016, 04:45:40 PM »
episode III: florida's revenge
no
this an american forum, we don't speak spanish around here
the joke is that "no" is also a spanish word, incase anyone didn't know
https://www.youtube.com/user/pasatti2004/videos
1233
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:58:18 AM »
Don't get what you mean by worse, but fantasizing works more for me, especially if stuff actually goes down at a later date.
Porn and the like usually dull In comaprison to recalling certain memories/feelings and you don't feel like a low life piece of shit after viewing the memories in your head.
So in short if said person has hinted at the same desires, make them a reality.
Don't let your dreams be dreams essentially?
Fuck people who also want to fuck you and save it to the Memory Wank Bank for future reference.
1234
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:51:42 AM »
So in short if said person has hinted at the same desires, make them a reality.
gonna remember this next time i do anal.
This is why I spend my time in men's bathrooms.
1235
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:07:02 AM »
Whoa, that's a strong intense individual.
1236
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:05:05 AM »
Sword Sundeus coming back
1237
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:58:54 AM »
Skips ahead abit
Sees some fat fuck dressed as a cardboard elephant covered in tomato sauce
Ok
Edit: I'll try and watch it later
1238
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:41:18 AM »
Don't get what you mean by worse, but fantasizing works more for me, especially if stuff actually goes down at a later date.
Porn and the like usually dull In comaprison to recalling certain memories/feelings and you don't feel like a low life piece of shit after viewing the memories in your head.
So in short if said person has hinted at the same desires, make them a reality.
1239
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:14:43 AM »
Dr. Who is just another facet in which the Indus peoples of Britain can instill the ideas of reincarnation within the dwindling white populace.
1240
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:52:18 AM »
WHAT THE FUCK?
1241
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:30:15 AM »
oh yes
1242
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:29:20 AM »
did they rename the mailbox purple drank?
1243
« on: January 21, 2016, 10:32:05 PM »
i'm gonna do something like this in the future
also couldn't resist
That's not me lol
it's time to come home.
did the test results surprise you?
No. I already knew my ethnicity
even the African side?
1244
« on: January 21, 2016, 10:25:18 PM »
i'm gonna do something like this in the future
also couldn't resist
That's not me lol
it's time to come home. did the test results surprise you?
1245
« on: January 21, 2016, 10:21:59 PM »
i'm gonna do something like this in the future
also couldn't resist
1246
« on: January 21, 2016, 09:29:52 PM »
but do I?
1247
« on: January 21, 2016, 09:10:31 PM »
warning edgy and autistic as fuck A picture I don't mind sharing. Me currently in front of my computer on here. Purple headphones were a gift but they sound fucking awesome so I use em.
you look like the lead singer of sepultura
1248
« on: January 21, 2016, 07:37:51 PM »
there's a special type of pill that can make you win her over
she'll be limp in your arms by the time she's ingested it.
1249
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:24:34 PM »
excerpt from Verbatim's AP English paper tbh
Suddenly, John Crime slowly rose from his seat. his sweat dripping from his sweaty forehead as he slowly rose from his seat to confront the thieves. His mind raced like a race horse and churned like a river his whole body was ready to pounce like a tiger on the thief. who suddenly moved his arm in a comparable way like a starfish. Meanwhile. the night sky was dark like a black colored marker and the wind was as cold as ice.
Simply complex and the most unique piece of magnificent minimalist writing I must say if I say so myself, if I may be so bold as to make that assertion.
suddenly, I agree with you.
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« on: January 21, 2016, 04:55:13 PM »
excerpt from Verbatim's AP English paper tbh
Suddenly, John Crime slowly rose from his seat. his sweat dripping from his sweaty forehead as he slowly rose from his seat to confront the thieves. His mind raced like a race horse and churned like a river his whole body was ready to pounce like a tiger on the thief. who suddenly moved his arm in a comparable way like a starfish. Meanwhile. the night sky was dark like a black colored marker and the wind was as cold as ice.
1251
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:44:53 PM »
weekend plans?
1252
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:41:42 PM »
post some chill ass music i can choke myself in my basement to
Choke as in kill yourself or some kind of degenerate sexual practice?
Suicide:
this whole album
Sexual Degeneracy:
NSFW TITTIES ON THE ALBUM COVER
got anything jazzy?
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« on: January 21, 2016, 04:36:24 PM »
piggy gets raped
1254
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:34:55 PM »
post some chill ass music i can choke myself in my basement to
1255
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:37:06 PM »
Tbh femly most of my posts are passing comments or abstract writing prompts
HumoUr is not my intent
1256
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:27:50 PM »
Maternal Grandpappy is probably gonna die this month
1257
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:15:27 PM »
chop a shit load of wood and buy sexually repressed 40 year old women food
1258
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:01:26 AM »
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« on: January 20, 2016, 11:55:30 PM »
bumping thred most recent sleepy pic of me
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« on: January 20, 2016, 11:28:06 PM »
raped
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