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1141
Where my card at?

1142
I thought arg/rt was fixed for all cards

Somejaun explain

1143
Oh shid, what should mine be?

If this card is played when no other Member cards are on the field, you may play a Newfoman card alongside it as 'Dug'. Whenever Jocephalopod attacks, Dug will also damage the opponent with 50% of the power

Yes.

My card quote will be "HAHA very nice"

1144
The Flood / Re: What color should I get?
« on: January 30, 2016, 11:40:12 AM »
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Srsly tho, just get some Sketchers® Shape Ups.

Affordable style exceptional cost.


1145
Oh shid, what should mine be?

1146
Can't post on bungie


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The Flood / Re: Duggerland
« on: January 29, 2016, 04:29:09 PM »
This land is rightfully mine.


I'll call my guy, we'll shake the foundations of the world

1148
Nice work on it and notify us by reply to the sender and destroy the material in this email

1149
The Flood / Re: So the date didn't happen...
« on: January 29, 2016, 12:59:06 PM »
she told me to tell you she's moving to mexico in order to consummate her marriage to a wealthy Latin drug money estate owner with an interest in the professional iguana fighting circuit.

1150
The Flood / Re: Paul Kantner of Jefferson Airplane died
« on: January 29, 2016, 06:45:54 AM »





nobody can save me now

1151
Serious / Re: GOP Debate HAPPENING
« on: January 29, 2016, 12:34:10 AM »
I missed it...


Did Christie have a Boston Market bag with him?

1152
play before reading
YouTube


As a multi channel widely successful youtube Content Creator  with a number of subscribers and an even larger big number of views, this is an issue that concerns me greatly. How will I preserve these hallmark YouTube memories? How will I be able to pay my official "YouTube Manager" who buys me coffee and other delicacies of western civilization as I travel through the smog ridden streets of downtown modern LA?

If my employees and I disappear, who will tell the tales of repressed sexuality? Who will compliment me on my sudden hair color change? How will you be able view the nonpareil of dental hygiene sculpted by the finest Jewish orthodontists in the land? 

The short answer is, you won't. All these memories will transpire through the dew freckled leaves of social ambiguity. The basic comforts that sustain our laissez faire work force will fall apart, and the American Empire will crumble beneath it's clandestine foundations.

Unless of course you make the switch to www.liveleak.edu where you can find all my new daily logs and ISIS beheading pranks.

1153
i'm gonna wait for everyone to finish up so I can be the greatest card on the face of the planet of the earth on the globe of the world we call the earth
Great minds think alike and similarly, almost unique.


I'ts like you have read my mind and perused my thoughts while scanning my brain for parallel frequencies.

1154
i'm gonna wait for everyone to finish up so I can be the greatest card on the face of the planet of the earth on the globe of the world we call the earth

1155
The Flood / Re: >Luci doesn't know who Denis Bergkamp is
« on: January 28, 2016, 04:50:09 PM »
BERGKAMP


1156
The Flood / Re: Aww~<3
« on: January 28, 2016, 04:06:18 PM »
they kingdom come


thy will be done


1158
The Flood / Re: Want to find a sugar momma. Cougar hunters GTFIH
« on: January 28, 2016, 03:15:28 PM »
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Itd be sick to have a sexy 40 year old blonde lady that I have sex with and buys me tons of steroids.


ask if you can trim their lush garden estates

become the pauper seductive desire in their own lifetime movie reality.

1159
The Flood / Re: And there it goes
« on: January 28, 2016, 03:11:35 PM »
ITT: deci getting Blown The Fuck Away by facts and logic

1160
The Flood / Re: And there it goes
« on: January 28, 2016, 03:05:28 PM »
Guys, it was literally never funny.

It's atrocious and pathetic.
Roman treating women like objects and then crying when they won't be controlled by him, it's vomit inducing.
Women are objects, shithead.

Women are people, you're an object.

um no, Das is probably100 percent correct on this issue


1161
The Flood / Re: Has your dog ever given you this look?
« on: January 28, 2016, 03:00:36 PM »
         
       
     
   
         
             
                   

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The Flood / Re: Has your dog ever given you this look?
« on: January 28, 2016, 02:57:41 PM »







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The Flood / Re: Has your dog ever given you this look?
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The Flood / Re: Has your dog ever given you this look?
« on: January 28, 2016, 02:53:32 PM »
                                       







1165
The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:00:27 PM »
Costco Wholesale

Frozen Deli aisle

I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle

the fun part is the search.

Oh I get ya, it doesn't matter what we're doing as long as we're having fun.

uhhh yea.

1166
The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:57:56 AM »
Costco Wholesale

Frozen Deli aisle

I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle

the fun part is the search.


1167
The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:54:14 AM »
Costco Wholesale

Frozen Deli aisle

1168
The Flood / Re: Saying Black vs African American
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:52:32 AM »
most "African American" people in the US are mixed so the term is a bit inaccurate.

1169
The Flood / Re: BANGIN' TUNE BRUV
« on: January 27, 2016, 10:58:30 PM »
Christ

1170
The Flood / Re: Do you own any weapons? (Knives, guns, etc.)
« on: January 27, 2016, 09:21:12 PM »
ender.... what are you doing?
murder

doggo gonna make a good pelt TBH FEMLOID

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hows your collection

it grew a bit... these pics are a bit outdated but show some of my stuff

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and if the blades fail I can always use my dog

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are you getting into knives or something?
The hell is wrong with you

what?

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