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1081
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:52:35 PM »
ender is pulling all the right triggers
1082
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:13:38 PM »
nah you just gotta give em the old
sometimes. Just like any other domesticated mammal of reasonable intelligence.
did you ever hit your dog?
no, I've displayed dominance like any dog owner should. although there are certain last resort scenarios where hitting a dog would be acceptable
1083
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:06:17 PM »
nah you just gotta give em the old sometimes. Just like any other domesticated mammal of reasonable intelligence.
1084
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:46:24 PM »
one thing you have to respect about Bernie Sanders is his hoary toned 74 year old physique. His archaic deflated barrel chested form implicates a now forgotten vigor and youth. Tucked away under the subtle crest of fat lies a body in decay, supplicating ever so gently to be released above the waist line.
you may roll up your sleeves Bernie, but the green shield that envelopes you will soon be compromised, exposing the demon that live within
1085
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:30:10 PM »
indefatigable
whoa
this guy is a smartmin
fuck off, i'm trying to woo my soulmate
you do realize verbatim has been lusting over you for half a year now. those evening spurts of hot manhood he shamefully pumps into the hollow Kellogg's Frosted Flakes bin—- That's for you. if only you could be a true man and let his primal instincts lead him to your doorstep
1086
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:07:56 PM »
indefatigable whoa this guy is a smartmin
1087
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:02:24 PM »
1088
« on: February 03, 2016, 07:32:25 PM »
dishonored was pretty fun.
1089
« on: February 03, 2016, 04:23:30 PM »
Warlock
1090
« on: February 03, 2016, 04:08:48 PM »
Nigga dat shit gay bruh fck dat nigga
this guy knows what's up.
1091
« on: February 03, 2016, 04:02:26 PM »
Last thing we want is more blog threads but this time involving a feud with a couple of 18 year olds
I kinda want this.
Roman you should start documenting your experiences. Maybe film the boyfriend and the subsequent struggle as he breaks into your house
He moved to NY, and was 21. I'm just saying that Tinder girl was with him while we're were talking. Girl I was actually dating said you need to choose her or me. She left. It's ironic.
i'm in NY. I'll hit him up and set up a charity MMA event inside the World Trade Center Fountain. In the mean time fuck his previous GF and train like a madman.
1092
« on: February 03, 2016, 03:54:04 PM »
their son made this country proud in the pool of honor so no. as for the mental illness..  that's anyone's guess
1093
« on: February 03, 2016, 03:19:11 PM »
Last thing we want is more blog threads but this time involving a feud with a couple of 18 year olds I kinda want this. Roman you should start documenting your experiences. Maybe film the boyfriend and the subsequent struggle as he breaks into your house
1094
« on: February 03, 2016, 03:10:03 PM »
Holy H Christ it started to rain after I finished the bowl. This Albion witchcraft has cursed my household. It tasted pretty much like what I expected. Would do well with some sweetener or fruit.. Might just stick to my quaker oats tho.
1095
« on: February 03, 2016, 02:45:18 PM »
Well shit now I'm conflicted I'll go my own way
1096
« on: February 03, 2016, 02:34:25 PM »
Pour a bucket of sugar on it
Already done
1097
« on: February 03, 2016, 02:32:54 PM »
Brits of sep7agon, how the fuck do you food this shit? Do I bathe it in milk? Or put it in the bowl and then pour? Should I crunch it up or something? How do I eat this fuging space age food
1098
« on: February 02, 2016, 09:58:58 PM »
it's party time my fellow n words. 
1099
« on: February 02, 2016, 09:07:43 PM »
I saw my uncle slouched in a corner drunk off dick in Riverhead penitentiary.
ok serious man response time. When I was 7 or 8 I had this reoccurring dream of some shadow silhouette figure stalking me. All this shit stayed inside my head until one night as i'm laying in bed I see the fucking shadow madman at the edge of my door and watch him slowly approach my bed. I reached my hand out at the thing to see if it was real and felt a cold sensation before it vanished, as if it had gone inside me. TLDR: i was raped by my own hallucination also my brother, mother and I have the same/extremely similar dreams prior to someones death in the family. I still don't believe in any paranormal aspect oddly enough, as the brain can pretty much fabricate anything you please within our reality.
1100
« on: February 02, 2016, 08:55:32 PM »
I saw my uncle slouched in a corner drunk off dick in Riverhead penitentiary.
1101
« on: February 02, 2016, 07:08:33 PM »
Basically a shit version of Raze?
yea, except with multiplayer kinda better tbh fam
1102
« on: February 02, 2016, 05:07:28 PM »
assn creed gave me the determination to pursue a history major with a small little focus on computer animation game design at my local community college vocational training
1104
« on: February 02, 2016, 01:56:41 PM »
Because Lyndon B Johnson.
Code name for Lesbian Black Jew
1105
« on: February 01, 2016, 11:40:51 PM »
me
1106
« on: February 01, 2016, 10:16:56 PM »
is arg/rt supposed to add up to 100 for regular users? cuz a few are above and below the number.
1107
« on: February 01, 2016, 09:27:27 PM »
my cousin co-wrote the movie so if u want his perspective on what hebbend...
1108
« on: February 01, 2016, 08:55:02 PM »
I'm confused about what was real and what wasn't. I guess he actually was Birdman........?
lol
1109
« on: February 01, 2016, 08:14:04 PM »
1110
« on: February 01, 2016, 07:56:04 PM »
what the fuck is up with kiwi flag suggestions tbh
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