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The Flood / life/death masks of famous people
« on: September 24, 2015, 07:25:28 PM »
for those of you who don't know, life/death masks are wax/plaster casts of a person's face taken while still living or shortly after death.



werid to see what these fooks really looked like.

Napolean


looks like the guy that makes my deli sandwiches

Beethoven
the first mask was cast when he was still alive, the second one is what he looked like after he was shot in harlem.

Voltaire
Voltaire was an ugly fuck

Robespierre
pretty easy to do when you're decapitated

Ben Franklin
life and death masks

Oliver Cromwell
love how the painter angled that crooked ass nose

Issac Newton

George Washington
the painter made him ugly as fuck.. this is a younger imprint of him though... looks a bit like das

Nietzsche
that fucking stache


thats pretty much it

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The Flood / if you could describe sep7agon in a sentence.....
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:58:16 PM »

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The Flood / hey guys
« on: September 20, 2015, 08:29:20 PM »
check out this cool thread some guy made on this new site.


https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/154999815/0/0


interesting stuff

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The Flood / Are your Grandparents just sitting on the couch waiting to die?
« on: September 19, 2015, 11:42:26 PM »
yes



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The Flood / wow
« on: September 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM »

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The Flood / Post your darling pets
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:30:08 PM »
consider this a pet update thread

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The Flood / Movie Review: What We Do In the Shadows
« on: September 14, 2015, 01:06:33 PM »
Good movie

8.5/10

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The Flood / HOLY FUK
« on: September 09, 2015, 10:23:35 PM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Destiny story lawsuit
« on: September 09, 2015, 05:22:21 PM »

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The Flood / Frank the Tank
« on: September 08, 2015, 01:21:03 PM »
some of the funniest news i've watched in a while

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Gaming / (official) TOWN OF SALEEEM
« on: September 07, 2015, 09:28:28 PM »
https://www.blankmediagames.com/

anyone have an account/want 2 pley?


users:

jocephalopod - jocephalopod

Ender - EnderWolf101300

nasty/tryptameme - Tryptameme

Assassin 11D7 - SmittyTibbs

TBlocks - TBlocks

Vien - Vien

icy - IrishMike18

Fedorekd - Fedorekd

LC - MisterPinata

Naru - SoGasaiSuchYuno

 ねこ- BanjoKazooie007666

nuka- NukaKV

SecondClass - SecondClass

Kitsunekun - KitsuneOnFire

Desty- Desty04

Ushan- Ushan

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The Flood / Sword Sundays: Seax
« on: September 06, 2015, 05:59:55 PM »


Utilized by both the Germanic and Scandinavian peoples of northern Europe, The Seax burgeoned into prominence within the vacuumed remnant of the roman empire. In the absence of legion secured boarders, Germanic tribes generically refereed to as "Saxons" dramatically increased their incursions into the post Roman British isles. Some seizing eastern parts of the island by force, while others allying themselves with the resident Romano-British peoples, this rapid migration between the 4th and 8th centuries consolidated the use of the seax within many cultures, and by the early medieval period (AD500-AD1100) the seax was the most common sidearm of Saxons, Vikings, and.. the filthy fucking Franks alike.


North Korean invasion of Bongland circa 2067


Oftentimes in limbo between knife and sword, the Seax can be classified as a single edged, broad fighting blade with a strong back and wedge shaped cross section. regional variations of the blade include a less pronounced wedge in Frankish and Scandinavian examples. Smaller "pen-knife" examples of the weapon can be as short as 3 in/7.5cm, while the largest variants an upwards of 30 in/76 cm. These larger forms were known as "langseax" by viking spearmen who seemed to favor them over a more costly sword, while the average sized 6in/15cm blade was referred  to as the hanseax. The grip of the knife was often constructed of wood or bone and featured no guard. As with many blades, the seax could be very ornate, inlaid with bronze copper and silver or perhaps the owner's name.


regional variations
small ass seax
larger seax hybrid between handseax and langseax
bigboi
Frankish pattern welded seax


While the longevity and variation of the seax can attest to a utilitarian role, the blade has been historically referenced in combat numerous times. The Tale of Thorstein✡ Rodstroke describes two men dying from fatal stab wounds dealt by a seax, while a saga's account of the Battle of Brávellir recounts Swedish king Harald War-Tooth charging his enemies with a seax in each hand, slaying hordes of foes before falling to a skull shattering axe blow.   

allah akbar


In conclusion, the seax was a blade design that stood the test of time. While classified as a fighting knife, it's relatively cheap construction combined with it's flexible applications ensured this knife's lasting impression in northern Europe.


I leave you with one last bit comparing the seax to the bowie

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The Flood / Berlin footage 1900
« on: September 05, 2015, 04:45:44 PM »
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Wierd shit

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Gaming / post people whol look like vidya games
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:04:36 PM »


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The Flood / Deez Nutz first presidential interview
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:48:23 PM »
lol

this is kinda weird

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The Flood / political discussion
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:32:50 PM »
Rand Paul is pretty good looking TBH


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The Flood / Poll: new serious banner
« on: August 31, 2015, 10:43:08 PM »


serious hyena of truth

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The Flood / tfw hyenas are closer genetically to cats than dogs
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:31:30 PM »



this is really fuckin weirding me out

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The Flood / Wes Craven dead at 76
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:25:50 PM »
lol just kidding, here is this new promotional article on his newest movie however

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/wes-craven-horror-maestro-dies-818806

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The Flood / Breathing exercise
« on: August 30, 2015, 03:22:51 PM »
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Spend one minute breathing in more air than you exhale. Then take one last breath and hold it in.



How long can you hold your breath?


Try and hold your breath the traditional way before hand to compare the results.

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The Flood / Water you listeinigering to?
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:45:41 PM »
Post musik
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The Flood / watched fight club yesterday
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:13:05 AM »
fun movie, anyone have any theory on what happened?

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The Flood / Anyone know a good way to prank text someone?
« on: August 27, 2015, 09:41:06 PM »
Eh? Need it to be from my on phone tho

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The Flood / Sword Sundays (Seax v Pugio)
« on: August 27, 2015, 11:16:12 AM »
a while ago I decided to start a series of articles concerning the different bladed weapons of the world. After completing the first article I got lazy and never continued.


that's why we're rebooting with these two European blades


the SEAX/SAX

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a saxon fighting knife used by Germanic and Scandinavian tribes after the collapse of roman dominion.



or...


the PUGIO

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The standard issue legionary roman dagger complementing the gladius in battle.

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The Flood / How many letters are in your username?
« on: August 25, 2015, 07:04:46 PM »
12


Who b like me?

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The Flood / Found footage of my uncle circa 2011
« on: August 23, 2015, 04:51:44 PM »
I really wish this was a joke, consider this a follow-up to the ongoing investigation of my uncle and his secret life

Original thread: http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=43827.msg853864#msg853864


What the fuck

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The Flood / In memoriam: Liquid-Plumr
« on: August 22, 2015, 02:03:49 PM »
http://www.inquisitr.com/2115026/police-dad-injected-liquid-plumr-into-childs-colostomy-bag/


May Christopher Conley and Krystle El Khatib find a place in heaven

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The Flood / I think my uncle has been lying about his life
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:34:14 PM »
Whenever I visit my uncle he often tells a story of how he purposely got hit by a truck in order to dodge fighting in the Vietnam war, while I wouldn't normally second guess what he tells me, after uncovering an honorable discharge certificate dated after the war ended as well as some sort of document stating he trained as a sniper along with other military memorabilia hidden in his room I'm having my doubts believing him.

My uncle has always been a bit weird, but the notion that he had been covering up his military experience really disturbed me. I took things a bit further and started asking memebers of my family about thier experiences with my uncle. My grandpa revealed the most startling results, claiming that my uncle has been stealing valuable shit from his house for years. Even as a young kid I remember him putting random items from my gramps house in his pockets and many of the odd memories of my uncle now seemed justified.

My grendpappy also mentioned that he had "run away from home" to become a mechanic's apprentice or something during the years of the war. From there I uncovered that he now works as a car salesman and noticed he has been driving a series of at least 20 different cars In the span of 1 year every time he visits my house.

Anyway, about a week ago I decided to surprise him at his work to try and clear the air around my suspicions in the most passive way possible, but when I went to the dealership and asked for his name, none of the employees knew who I was talking about. I've seen my uncle wearing the Fuckong company shirt thousands of times over the years.


I don't know if I've dug a bit too deep

Should I keep up this private investigation or just drop it and live in bliss?

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