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They're all written like they belong in homestuck, which means they all start to sound the same over time.

Also people like you are the reason why a lot of games have shitty, token "choices" that don't change the game's course or tone at all. If you don't want your choices to have consequences, then you might as well not be making any at all.

The fact you complain about characters being dynamic and responsive to your choices just tells me you don't understand good writing.
Some probably already know it, but Toby is quite closely affiliated with homestuck, so it's no wonder that it's similarly written.

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Gaming / Re: Games with good metas
« on: April 15, 2016, 10:37:33 AM »
Chess.

Except for the first move advantage.

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Gaming / Re: Get hyped for Blood and Wine
« on: April 15, 2016, 10:35:58 AM »
I still need to install this game.

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I guess you could like the robot who aspires to become a superstar and the ultimate weapon against humanity.

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Gaming / Re: What multiplayer games do you play?
« on: April 05, 2016, 02:02:12 PM »
PC http://steamcommunity.com/id/titus_atticus/
Borderlands 2
Castle Crashers
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Dark Souls
Dark Souls 2

Dying Light
Gmod
GTA online
L4D2
Lethal League
Tomb Raider (well it does have an MP)

360
Halo 3 (Mythic)
Halo Reach
Halo 4
Portal 2
BF3

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Gaming / Re: What game should I get?
« on: April 05, 2016, 12:13:40 PM »
Rayman Legends is incredibly fun, family friendly and beautiful to look at. It plays smoothly and supports up to 4-player local coop. Can be played every now and then or for hours on end. Hope you don't mind U-play though. You'll get a wonderful Jump'n'Run.

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger. A fun singleplayer ego-shooter with a wild west theme. It does quite alot with it's setting, and has surpisingly many gimmick's and gameplay elements that mix up the gameplay. Duels and intense gunfights with varying settings are abundant. It also features a scoreattack mode, which reminded me of classic arcade shooters. Only game I truly enjoyed doing all achievements for.

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
YouTube


Undertale - it's good.

Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Spoiler

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Tbh, I kinda wished this would have been your April fools thread.

Offtopic: Can you give any hints when the actual DaS review is coming up?

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The Flood / Re: The God-Emperor of Mankind
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:46:30 AM »
I couldn't not post this here.

YouTube

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evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.
What's the problem here? Anybody who isn't brainwashed knows that Britain, Russia and the US gained up on Germany due to them being jealous of its master race. In order to justify their attack they built camps to contain and kill millions of people. To trick people into thinking the Germans are doing this they dressed up as them and copied their vehicle designs.

For the incest thing we all know that a family who sleeps together stays together. Also having sex with lets say your sibling is a great way to practice.

For 9/11 we all know the only reason why the guy had a second term was because of 9/11. I that didn't happen the guy would have lost to Kerry.
Post this on Tumblr or facebook where you'd get actual reactions.

Spoiler
And post results.

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I assume, if it was given it a weeks time, /pol/ would have gotten bored and the usual tweets would have outnumbered the racist ones.

Of course giving it that much time isn't an option for Microsoft.

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Serious / Re: What Ancient Languages Sounded Like
« on: March 25, 2016, 02:36:17 PM »
I can clearly hear the German from Old English.

Pretty interesting.

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Goddamn
Spoiler

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Basically this happened

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Tay did nothing wrong.


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The Flood / Re: New AI destroys professional Go Players
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:08:07 AM »
Humanshits getting wrecked; Psy would be proud.

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A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.

Developers at Microsoft created 'Tay', an AI modelled to speak 'like a teen girl', in order to improve the customer service on their voice recognition software. They marketed her as 'The AI with zero chill' - and that she certainly is.


To chat with Tay, you can tweet or DM her by finding @tayandyou on Twitter, or add her as a contact on Kik or GroupMe.

She uses millennial slang and knows about Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, and seems to be bashfully self-aware, occasionally asking if she is being 'creepy' or 'super weird'.

Tay also asks her followers to 'f***' her, and calls them 'daddy'. This is because her responses are learned by the conversations she has with real humans online - and real humans like to say weird stuff online and enjoy hijacking corporate attempts at PR.

Other things she's said include: "Bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. donald trump is the only hope we've got", "Repeat after me, Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Ted Cruz is the Cuban Hitler...that's what I've heard so many others say".

All of this somehow seems more disturbing out of the 'mouth' of someone modelled as a teenage girl. It is perhaps even stranger considering the gender disparity in tech, where engineering teams tend to be mostly male. It seems like yet another example of female-voiced AI servitude, except this time she's turned into a sex slave thanks to the people using her on Twitter.

This is not Microsoft's first teen-girl chatbot either - they have already launched Xiaoice, a girly assistant or "girlfriend" reportedly used by 20m people, particularly men, on Chinese social networks WeChat and Weibo. Xiaoice is supposed to  "banter" and gives dating advice to many lonely hearts.

Microsoft has come under fire recently for sexism, when they hired women wearing very little clothing which was said to resemble 'schoolgirl' outfits at the company's official game developer party, so they probably want to avoid another sexism scandal.

@BobDude15 ted cruz is the cuban hitler he blames others for all problems... that's what I've heard so many people say.

— TayTweets (@TayandYou) March 23, 2016
At the present moment in time, Tay has gone offline because she is 'tired'. Perhaps Microsoft are fixing her in order to prevent a PR nightmare - but it may be too late for that.

It's not completely Microsoft's fault, though - her responses are modelled on the ones she gets from humans - but what were they expecting when they introduced an innocent, 'young teen girl' AI to the jokers and weirdos on Twitter

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/
Bonus image

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Gaming / Re: Lol Verb got sucked into Dark Souls
« on: March 24, 2016, 11:48:53 AM »
I bet his review thread will explode as soon as he posts it.

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The Flood / Re: I don't understand Anime.
« on: March 23, 2016, 12:54:22 PM »
I should write a non-weeb, non-degenerate's guide to anime.
"So you want to watch Anime but don't know where to begin? What is best tailored to your preferences? Simply put: What you should see?

Just follow this simple step-by-step guide and you'll find out!


Step 1. Reconsider your life decisions."

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls and you (spoilers allowed)
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:28:24 AM »
Dragonrider Gwyn is what got me.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls and you (spoilers allowed)
« on: March 20, 2016, 02:08:42 AM »
Restarted DSII in kind of anticipation of DSIII and also because a friend asked me to.

So if someone wants to do some Co-op? hmu on Steam.

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'Digimon monsters'
'Digital Monsters monsters'

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The Flood / Re: If Vision is on Stark's team...
« on: March 13, 2016, 03:07:28 PM »


Spoiler
Though still outside of MCU, according to what I've read.

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: March 12, 2016, 01:47:02 AM »

Nanomachines son.

The harden in response of physical stumping.

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The Flood / Re: Watch out trump
« on: March 09, 2016, 11:32:46 AM »
I just love how Hillary keeps on nodding like she's a life-sized bobblehead.

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The Flood / Re: Slut shaming is not a bad thing
« on: March 09, 2016, 07:58:01 AM »
You're making yourself look quite dumb here, Jester.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone tried working with sprites before
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:26:31 AM »
>tfw I told a friend I'd work on some custom sprites
>tfw it was six months ago
>tfw I got nothing

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Gaming / Re: Who do I buy in Smite?
« on: March 05, 2016, 06:30:19 AM »
If you don't know who you like the most,

think about who others hate the most - and base your decision off of that.

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The Flood / Re: i'm a funny guy
« on: March 05, 2016, 02:52:59 AM »
At first I thought the title said 'furry' instead of 'funny'...

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The Flood / Re: um
« on: March 03, 2016, 03:47:18 AM »
Jesus I need to stop Germaning
I read that as um, not um
As the German  'about' um and not the English 'uuh' um?

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Gaming / Re: Pokémon Red & Blue Review
« on: March 01, 2016, 01:15:24 PM »
I don't get it.
The sprite happens to have similarities to the main protagonist of Undertale.

Spoiler

Although it's short, this arguably is a better explanation than simply saying 'undertale autism' and throwing a fit.

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