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1141
« on: September 05, 2015, 06:09:05 AM »
I have long stopped doing this since practically every active user now has a legendary+ prefix and it has no effect at all by now.
Though I do remember that, especially before the Sep7gaon 2.0 update, these were a relatively big thing. I mean there even were a select few threads just asking for upboats.
These are prette much irrelevant now.
Anyways, t4r.
1142
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:51:24 PM »
Goddamn, that soup story got you really fired up, huh?
OT: After waking up I was just looking at the ceiling for five minutes trying to figure out what to eat for breakfast.
1143
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:51:45 AM »
With a dead set emotionless face that could stop a tank, you turn on the spot, walking slowly away from the canteen as it explodes, slipping your shades on becuase cool guys don't watch explosions.
With the skills of a highly trained professional, you headshot all your targets with dual wielded 50 caliber laser target designator sniper rifles, as you bash aside any tables filled with yakuza hitmen in your way like mere toys, before stopping in front of your friend after expertly mulching the bowl of beef soup with a sawed off.
Extending your hand to you priority target, you say in a cold voice,
"Come with me if you want live." Spoiler  Oh damn, things get interesting.
1144
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:46:39 AM »
Nope.
At least it's not very high on the list of things I want to buy if I had a WiiU.
I can't link in mobile stoopid >:c
Stop being a scrub.
Open it in a browser on your phone instead of the installed YouTube player. Copy the link from the address bar and the remove the 'm.' from said link.
Grrr...you won this time Atticus Finch >:/
Read my sig.
1145
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:28:30 AM »
I remember one time I was at a canteen with a few of my former classmates - one of them was a vegetarian.
He asked if the boulloin there was vegetarian (since everything else wasn't) and the canteen lady said yes. After he got his soup I asked the lady what they were using for the boulloin. It was beef. Apparently to her it's vegetarian since you don't directly eat the beef.
I was able to tell him before he had his first spoonful.
Cue dramtic music as you parkour rush over tables and people to warn your friend in time while simultaneously fighting off yakuza hitmen.
You expertly fire your mini gun into the spoon of your friends hand, to which he looks up in dismay.
Cue Indiana jones one liner as you look at your friend with a serious face.
"Bad beef," you say, as you point to one of your dead other friends on the table who dared to sneak some of that shit when nobody was looking.
Cut to black.
Fucking golden. But no, I just casually walked over since our table was pretty much directly next to the canteen itself.
1146
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:23:00 AM »
Nope.
At least it's not very high on the list of things I want to buy if I had a WiiU.
I can't link in mobile stoopid >:c
Stop being a scrub. Open it in a browser on your phone instead of the installed YouTube player. Copy the link from the address bar and the remove the 'm.' from said link.
1147
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:20:22 AM »
I remember one time I was at a canteen with a few of my former classmates - one of them was a vegetarian.
He asked if the boulloin there was vegetarian (since everything else wasn't) and the canteen lady said yes. After he got his soup I asked the lady what they were using for the boulloin. It was beef. Apparently to her it's vegetarian since you don't directly eat the beef.
I was able to tell him before he had his first spoonful.
1148
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:09:08 AM »
Oh
k.
1149
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:05:16 AM »
These memes are so cOLD and dead that I don't even know half of them.
1150
« on: September 04, 2015, 10:55:07 AM »
1151
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:59:46 AM »
Hachi: A Dog's tale.
1152
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:43:46 AM »
Nope. At least it's not very high on the list of things I want to buy if I had a WiiU.
1153
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:40:29 AM »
Stop levelling and upgrade your shit scrub.
Isn't this the opposite of what I should be doing?
Upgrading weapons is far more effective than levelling up your character in terms of resulting damage output. Now to attend to your other problems... Spoiler First of all I am making no fucking experience points, I haven't leveled up my character in fucking forever. The forest is the best place to level up early on. Killing the giant stone knights gives you a good amount of souls. The tree's/bushes' soul reward is relatively marginal when you consider the effort of killing them as they attack you in groups. There are also hidden places in the area - if you want me to spoil their locations for you, just say so. There's some items that you fucking buy and they don't show up in your inventory. I payed XP for some arrows and nothing fucking happened. I bought a war pick or whatever it's called (it just looks like a scythe) and that showed up in my inventory. I think there's a seperate section for arrows, iirc, just like there is one for consumables or keys. Good luck and have fun playing.
1154
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:32:30 PM »
*gags*
1155
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:29:21 PM »
Imitation is the sincerest form flattery.
1156
« on: August 28, 2015, 03:34:35 AM »
I can't tell if I liked the prequels or the sequels more because both made me fall asleep just as fast.
1157
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:29:13 AM »
KojiPro
Sol!d
Outer Heaven
In order of (my) preference.
1158
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:50:18 AM »
Done. It won't have an effect though, pretty sure of it.
I thought by 'letting them know what we think' ''we'' could express ''our'' uttermost distate with them.
1159
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:34:14 AM »
My dad said he liked it but also that it wasn't as good as some of the older ones. There is something missing that really made it a 'Mad Max' movie but he can't really name it (if I had to guess for him I'd say it was nostalgia).
So what's your opinion on his opinion?
1160
« on: August 20, 2015, 06:44:58 AM »
Couldn't a omnipotent being just abolish suffering?
OT: Get a better gaming rig.
1161
« on: August 19, 2015, 01:48:54 PM »
agor.io is better
 Spoiler Actually I wasn't even fazed.
1162
« on: August 19, 2015, 12:50:11 PM »
Neato.
1163
« on: August 19, 2015, 09:37:22 AM »
Never did.
1164
« on: August 15, 2015, 02:35:28 PM »
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Splatoon
Ziggurat
1165
« on: August 15, 2015, 07:58:18 AM »
"Report this channel bot doesnt work  Report this channel bot doesnt work Report this channel bot doesnt work ...." "Can Twitch Play Dark Souls? No  Can Twitch Play Dark Souls? No Can Twitch Play Dark Souls? No Can Twitch Play Dark Souls? No ..." This has just become a mess and not a funny mess like the twitchplayspokemon stream was.
1166
« on: August 15, 2015, 03:45:33 AM »
DeBlob.
If you choose some happy songs; Audiosurf for sure.
1167
« on: August 15, 2015, 02:50:34 AM »
Crossy Road.
It's essentially Frogger. I had fun with it.
1168
« on: August 14, 2015, 07:46:10 AM »
A couple of months after the b.roken update, some of the shit put up took in excess of 3 days to be taken down. TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
1169
« on: August 13, 2015, 07:00:14 PM »
I can't help you with instilling mods but I have some knowledge in regards to how to install them.
1170
« on: August 13, 2015, 12:43:13 PM »
Is it actually worthwile?
The one and only game for phones that I legimately enjoyed was Crossy road - and that's just frogger with 3D graphics and a tilted view.
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