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811
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:55:05 AM »
I like
812
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:49:02 AM »
My cat is ancient I have no idea why she's still alive lol. Like 15/16 years old right now and doesn't seem bad, just relaxes all day.
813
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:54:29 AM »
I will only be in 79 then.
Immortality achieved!
814
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:53:04 AM »
This thread is hot
815
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:52:34 AM »
You will never amount to anything.
I did it
816
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:16:45 PM »
Once you suck a dick, you're gay.
What if you're sucking a dick and fucking a woman at the same time?
It's funny because Frank Underwood is bisexual.
spoilers maybe?
Woops sorry. Don't worry it's one scene that never really effects anything.
817
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:10:24 AM »
Lemons are sour
818
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:08:55 AM »
This thread is full of spam, you are all reported.
Enjoy your carpet ban, idiots.
Reported for spamming in a spam thread and for the triggering insults.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
819
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:06:09 AM »
Is the milk spiked
820
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:05:02 AM »
I wonder how many warm-up laps of the internet lemon runs before he comes here to run his mouth
About 5.
Why?
do you have a black guy
is challenger your black guy?
[img]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqZl_blT7E[img]/
QFF
Quoted for shits and giggles
821
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:03:45 AM »
This thread is full of spam, you are all reported.
Enjoy your carpet ban, idiots.
822
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:53:31 AM »
I haven't seem that movie
It must suck to suck
Literally or metaphorically.
823
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:52:37 AM »
Once you suck a dick, you're gay.
What if you're sucking a dick and fucking a woman at the same time?
(Potential house of cards spoiler) Spoiler It's funny because Frank Underwood is bisexual.
824
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:47:05 AM »
I haven't seem that movie
825
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:46:17 AM »
I read somewhere recently that the top 1% controls over half of the world's resources.
You only need to make $34,000/yr. to be in the top global 1%.
Seriously? GG no re
826
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:44:14 AM »
rip in pepperoni
827
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:40:39 AM »
How many subs did they even get in the first place, like three?
828
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:04:53 AM »
Buy more.
Construct a dooms day bunker and stock it with only pistachios.
829
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:02:55 AM »
It's supposed to snow later but my school district is stingy with days off. Not a single snow day yet compared to one snow day every week last year.
830
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:12:54 AM »
M'waiter
831
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:00:01 PM »
It's all a clever ruse
832
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:57:24 PM »
Hail Lenin!
833
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:25:38 PM »
I'm as far from the ghetto as it gets.
834
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:08:46 PM »
I thought this was gunna be a shirty parody but I like it
I would probably take my girlfriend and immediate family to Ruth's Chris
Good choice but I'm not sure how far $200 would go for a good sized family ordering steaks. Maybe if a few people order salads only lol
836
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:04:23 PM »
20,000 one dollar hook-damn
837
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:49:54 PM »
You scared him off before he even got the chance to post.
838
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:49:03 PM »
So I'm guessing most of them had mommy or daddy buy it lol.
At least you can feel proud about earning your car. Unless your school has the largest population of CEOs under 20.
839
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:42:31 PM »
This game was the shit. Good review
840
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:40:34 PM »
LOL first comment
"The only way I am watching this is if they're actually cooking him"
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