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Gaming / Re: Just cancelled my AC Unity order.
« on: November 11, 2014, 08:24:10 PM »
I like it but damn, the frames man the frames. Also I've fallen through the world once and have had two missions glitch on me. One is a completely broken side quest and I have no idea how to fix it.

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 3 and NV are $5 on Deals With Gold
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:43:32 PM »

I got the GOTY edition of Fallout 3 already. Might get New Vegas. But it's probably not as good without the DLC.

NV DLC is amazing

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC Reactions
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:12:08 PM »
I can't find players in matchmaking, takes forever.

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Gaming / Re: You spin me right round
« on: November 11, 2014, 04:03:58 PM »

Fuck Tapatalk for not embedding YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Smiggles.
« on: November 11, 2014, 01:07:13 PM »
One thousand dollars? What the fuck ahahaha

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The Flood / Re: i just gotta thank woot
« on: November 11, 2014, 01:02:04 PM »
Woot woot

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The Flood / Re: Remembrance Day
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:53:51 PM »

People never fail to prove to me that they're sacks of old sacks.

Keep up the good work guys. Really. I'm impressed.

Everyone is just celebrating the rights our veterans and past generations earned us. It's a beautiful sight.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Flood! long time no see!
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:49:44 PM »
Hello Neo

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I got rocks

2500
Serious / Re: So, I had lunch with a murderer ._.
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:19:50 AM »
Interesting peers where you live...

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The Flood / Re: wtf obama
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:04:33 AM »
lol he looks so awkward and alone.

Then Putin walked by in the same thing like a badass, even more funny.

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The Flood / Re: Leave of absences
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:01:41 AM »
That's impossible, I'm an orphan.

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The Flood / Re: People we NEED to recruit
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:00:54 AM »
Yo mama

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The Flood / Re: my doges are being autistic
« on: November 11, 2014, 09:45:57 AM »
put them to sleep.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Destiny 5 Guardians: Advanced Titanfall
« on: November 11, 2014, 09:41:52 AM »
I hate how every game tried changing, but they all changed into the same damn thing.

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Gaming / Re: GODDAMNIT 343
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:55:19 AM »
Is it glitched like Evolve was, where you couldn't download the update and game at the same time?

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Gaming / Re: HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:52:55 AM »
I was good up to the thruster boost movement...seriously.

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The Flood / Re: Hey figit
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:44:56 AM »
I will respect your wishes

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The Flood / Re: Shalom!
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:44:14 AM »

ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM


























ARE PSYCHIC TYPES IN POKEMON

God damn it I'm only now understanding that pokemon'a name...how have I not seen that before....

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The Flood / Re: ITT: We demand things no one wants
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:42:54 AM »
I demand slower internet for everyone!

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The Flood / Re: Microsoft security essentials
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:40:57 AM »
I use malwarebytes for an occasional scan and MSE

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The Flood / Re: What will kill this site?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:06:35 PM »
Aids

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The Flood / Re: I fucked up and need some help..
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:04:51 PM »

Nigga you had to show some class. You were suppose to give that bitch the pimp hand, not punch her.

smh

 Oh, and incinerate the other guy as if Hitler himself was judging you.

I knew I was acting stupid, your ideas would have been a much better solution.

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The Flood / Re: I fucked up and need some help..
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:55:50 PM »

After the second line, I realized what this was and looked for it, but then you kept going after... it confused me. Is this real?

Spoiler
Most people skip to the bottom to check for Bel-Air so I added a little bit, lol.

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The Flood / Re: I fucked up and need some help..
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:53:16 PM »

Just dump her and move on bro

That's what I figured. It's just been so long and it's hard to let go. I still remember the day I won her over with my fresh moves.

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The Flood / I fucked up and need some help..
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:50:14 PM »
You’ve got to help me, flood.

I’ve done something horrible. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me...we've been together for at least a year.

When I saw them together, I got so furious, I punched my girlfriend in the face..she wasn't very happy. Now this jackass and my (ex) girlfriend are pressing charges. I thought I could handle it with reason so I drove to her house. She wouldn't even let me in! I ended up knocking the door down and screaming at the top of my lungs for a solid five minutes. Out of nowhere the other dude came out and started yelling about how he is there for her and not me, along with other garbage. I couldn't take it anymore and was about to get physical again so I left. I told my mom everything and all she said was, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air. I calmed down since she was no help and called a lawyer. Did I do the right thing? I feel really really bad that the closest person in my life betrayed me. Still I didn't want to act too rash..what would you have done in my position?

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The Flood / Re: "Nice to meet you!"
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:07:16 PM »
Yeah I hate tha-

Wait what were we talking about?

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The Flood / Re: only 1940s kids will get this
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:06:18 PM »
Time to clean up

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The Flood / Re: Like my driving?
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:05:57 PM »
That's nothing like the movies

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The Flood / Re: I like penis in my bumhole
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:05:02 PM »
Ha gaaayyyy

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