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The Flood / Re: Every member here is crammed into this location.
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:39:10 PM »
Madagascar? They've got some funny talking animals there

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The Flood / Re: >be me in ferguson
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:38:16 PM »
That train has seen some things man

1623
The Flood / Re: It's time for the Sep7agon historical figure awards!
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:37:47 PM »
>No Carnegie

What kind of awards is this

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The Flood / Re: The
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:36:43 PM »
Nope

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The Flood / Re: I Just Shaved For The First Time In Forever AMA
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:35:54 PM »
Grow a neck beard

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The Flood / Re: pornhub valentines
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:35:08 PM »
Some people just need some loving

1627
Gaming / Re: So the X button on my controller broke.
« on: December 14, 2014, 10:49:01 AM »
My B button is broken

1628
Gaming / Re: How do you feel about this picture?
« on: December 14, 2014, 10:48:44 AM »
Accurate although NV isn't that complicated

1629
The Flood / Re: >You will never be as hot as young Stalin
« on: December 13, 2014, 10:35:04 PM »
Sexy

1630
The Flood / Re: should I make a shit post
« on: December 13, 2014, 10:34:39 PM »
Only on Saturdays

1631
The Flood / Re: Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?
« on: December 13, 2014, 10:33:52 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: December 13, 2014, 10:33:33 PM »

A bionic dick.

This or the super memory storage thing. Make tests a lot easier

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The Flood / Re: Nothing in this video is special effects - it's all real
« on: December 13, 2014, 03:49:17 PM »
That was awesome

1634
If you just say thanks when she says how proud she is it'll blow over faster

1635
The Flood / Re: Meanings of your usernames?
« on: December 13, 2014, 03:42:57 PM »
Like a good neighbor

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The Flood / Re: wow i'm fucking angry
« on: December 13, 2014, 03:42:45 PM »
Not enough memes

1637
The Flood / Re: My colleague was just fired
« on: December 13, 2014, 03:42:21 PM »
They don't like wheel chairs

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The Flood / Re: Meet the Psycho family
« on: December 12, 2014, 11:06:28 PM »
That can't be real

1639
The Flood / Re: RYLE WAS BANNED FOR BEING GAY
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:57:49 PM »

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Gaming / Re: The reviews for The Dark Below are in
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:36:52 PM »

People have already figured how to beat the raid in under a half and hour lmao

Please post this on b.net. I deleted the app or else I would

Wait...really? Are their exploits or something? Cause it took hours for me ._.

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The Flood / Re: Golly it sure is boring around here
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:30:13 PM »
What if you was bored and bored wasn't you

1642
Serious / Re: Conservative Christians on the evils of Halo and Nietzsche
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:27:26 PM »
Quote

Plot: Egged on by a half-naked female handler named Cortana, a chemically-enhanced warrior fights against a theocratic alliance called “The Covenant”
Actually this isn't that far off-

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descended from the heavens. Master Chief joins gangs and employs an arsenal of implausible weapons to viciously wipe out all the ancestors of “the Ark” in an effort to cement the power of a global government called the UNSC.
...

Nevermind...



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Do they serve actual Asians for food?

1644
The Flood / Re: The gayest name in military history
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:22:11 PM »
Phantom Badger don't give a fuck

1645
The Flood / Re: rate my headphone purchase
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:21:23 PM »
Needs more dre

1646
The Flood / Re: cheat test
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:18:08 PM »
Nope

1647
The Flood / Re: What are the two mystery boards?
« on: December 12, 2014, 11:50:53 AM »
Board where the mods gossip about us

1648
Could you MLG Carnegie? (The guy in my avatar)

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Serious / An interesting hypothetical
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:09:46 AM »
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You work in a lab. Next to your office there is an ape that is extremely intelligent--has the intelligence of say, a five year old child. It can speak in sign-language, paint, express its wants, feelings, etc. The ape is content and has a high quality of life and enjoys good health.

Down the other end of the hall there is a severely mentally retarded person. This man is about as developed as a two-year old child. He has a hard time expressing himself, does little all day and his life has little joy. He also is in poor health.

One day there is a terrible accident and the building catches on fire. You run out of your office and the building is about to collapse in a matter of minutes. Both the retarded man and the ape are trapped in their rooms.

You have time to save either the ape or the man, who do you choose to save, and why?

Only one can be saved, no matter what you come up with.

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Serious / Re: Greatest Threat to Humanity Currently?
« on: December 12, 2014, 10:02:04 AM »
Memes

Probably warfare or disease

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