please notice me

Fuck you faggot

Ok, fine, I concede that I've put on a few pounds in the last few months, but IM NOT FUCKING FAT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT STOP CALLING ME FAT THIS IS HARASSMENT AND DEFAMATION, YOU WILL BE SUED

I could definitely get him to do some drugs

First and for most, this probably would have been a thread to help Roman at the time, but I didn't want to create a thread like this for someone who was just so eager and desperate to fuck, I mean yeah he got some pussy, but look what happened to his dick afterwards. Quality over quantity gents. Now I'm well aware that this place is classless tasteless and downright rundown into shit, this thread is for any of the few remaining classy individuals left, and if you're just looking for something on how to fuck as many women as possible, then this is not the thread for you.

Anyway on with the thread.

Long distance (online) vs Real Life:

The only thing I can say is that as far as getting to a relationship long distance wise, and a good one mind you not a shitty one is that its like winning the lottery in terms of being your true other half. Its like winning the lottery to an extent. Regardless if you would be true to your date in real life, you should be true to anyone you date online as well, lying will always cause problems, what's more is that dishonestly will also fuck you right over. Trust is key to every relationship, if you can't trust someone that you genuinely love, you're not ready. What's more is that if they don't trust you, you're pretty much in trouble as it is. If this is the case it will evidently lead to a breakup. On top of that loving yourself is important, if you don't love yourself to start with, not even a little, you're not ready. You never will be ready until you do. It is also important for you to be yourself. Do not change who you are for someone else, if she doesn't like you for who you are, whether its online or in real life, then she's not for you. The right woman will come into your life, and when she does, you better do everything in your power to not screw it up, because if you do, you will deeply regret it.

Paying for dates

This is implying that you have a date in real life, or that you have finally met with the person that you were dating online and in real life and now you're going out on an actual real life date. I'm just going to be blunt with this. If she's completely worth it, practice chivalry. Hold the door open for her, pull the chair for her to sit down, pay for the dinner or movie is another thing to do if you are at that level. Dates do not have to cost money. You can have a picnic at a park. If the girl you are with does not like the idea a picnic at a park and doesn't find it romantic to start with, she's probably not a quality girl to be with, especially if she only wants paid dates and for you to pay for it every time as a result. There's a difference between treating her to dinner and getting taken advantage of by a stuck up bitch.

Going out on a date in general is what allows you to get to know her much more and gives you a chance to talk to her as well.

Misc.

If everything after the dating phase works out and you two pretty much become a couple, hopefully you have the right match. As far as things like sex go, if its your first time, wear a condom. If anything wear a condom the first few times until she can actually be trusted. Nothing is worse than doing it raw the first time, cumming inside her and then getting her knocked up as a result and having a child you didn't want to have, as well as making you the father pay for child support. You really need to be careful who you fuck, if a girl you are with hates condoms and won't even take the pill, fucking run. Nothing is worse than getting a woman pregnant early in the relationship  or getting an STD from her if she's not even clean. Also if she can be trusted and all as well when it comes to the bedroom, do everything you can to please her, she's not here to only pleasure you and she's not obligated to have sex with you. Do not force her or making her feel uncomfortable in any way about it.

Trust is key to a relationship, on top of that find out what you both like and enjoy it, and know that someone who has the same personality as you and has 98% of things in common, is a really good match, you shouldn't take that at face value.

Oh and another thing, stay faithful! If you cheat, to put it forth this way, you don't deserve someone special in your life. Ever.

Also yes you could have sex after dating right away, but its gonna depend on you and the girl honestly.

As far as age goes, date someone legal and within your age range, not out of it.

That's pretty much all there is to it, don't be too nervous, enjoy the time you have with whoever you're dating, be polite, be clean, and treat her well. Otherwise I don't even know why you read this thread.

And if you're not going to do either of these things and take chivalry into practice, then you don't really deserve anyone special in your life.

Drunk ama but no promises I won't forget about this thread immediately after posting

I love you man, will you leave class to be with me?

And love sucking Skaterloo's shlong

 

How was it

guys can we all join hands and pray that there isn't a quiz today?

I wonder if I was as cringe as all these freshmen are back in the day

LMAO

Its not set in stone, but it can happen. Whoever takes this account would also mean that I won't be able to come back on anything anymore. Of course I'll be removing the email and my current password from this account before it gets bought. If that ever does happen.

"Why not give it away?"

1. Too easy

2. I get nothing out of it for being a meme, harassed and ridiculed for who I am and no longer valued as a person.

These alts have really been pushing it lately. Also, I don't think account selling is against the rules, but this is how it would work:

You pay for it now via paypal. Once its processed and I'm able to get the money, the account is yours.

After that you can do whatever the fuck you want with it, I would have your money by this point and would have left the site since I wouldn't have the intention to make another account.

If no one wants to buy it, I suppose I could just end up giving it to Cheat and he could have this account be an alt of his like Foman and the others. I'm tired of the constant shit I get on here from these alt accounts. It was tolerable at first, now its turning into harassment.

Btw, starting bid for this account is $800. If you want to pretend to be me that badly, that's how much I'm willing to sell it for. Gotta pay off that debt somehow right?

Its a shame really. This is such a nice looking and functional website. Too bad the community is pretty much a cesspit with stupid shit such as "KYS" and so called "Memes" which don't really exist outside of the site and nothing but constant shitposting.

This website itself, despite all the hard work that Cheat put into it, isn't even worth $4,000. With the current community devaluing the website, its worth $1.

Like I said, I MIGHT sell this account. Doesn't mean I'm going to go with it. I'm just tired of being treated like a complete circus monkey, by people bringing up past shit and having alts like JebBush constantly fuck with me to the point that its not really an enjoyable place anymore.

Yes, I fucked up a lot in the past, there's so much shit that I have done here where I am 110% at fault for how I turned out to the community, and I am well aware that nothing can fix this. I would attempt to break this so called cycle in hopes that I could still stay, but the community is divided on what it wants me to do

They either want me to leave for good, or they want me to stay but only in their interest to fuck with me and to get me to explode because people get a kick out of it here when I get frustrated with others. Nobody gives 2 fucks with what kind of threads I create, all they want me to do is either to go away forever or to get mad and give them an all caps post with exclamation marks and tag it as explosion imminent.

"Don't take it seriously, don't give a fuck"

I don't think you seem to understand if this is what you conclude to after reading this far, if you're even reading it. There are certain lines that do need to be drawn, I have a tolerance of how much I am able to not give a fuck, soon as that threshold is past, with JebBush for example pestering me in nearly every thread, I kinda do need to give a fuck. I've gone far enough now to completely turn off notifications, used True Mute again which I haven't used in ages, and Jeb ends up making threads just to get my attention. Its become rather pointless, so I gave up with True Mute all together now.

Out of all of the threads I've made, I'm not regretting making this one, because this does need to stop. I want to keep coming here, I've already embraced being a meme, but I don't want to be a personal circus monkey to everyone, and that's what I feel like here. I'm not valued as a person, I'm not considered intelligent to many, and I'm also considered dishonest to several here, if that's even true.

"But Deci, if all of that shit gets to you, why the fuck are you here you fucking autist?"

Like I said before, this is a nice looking and functional website, had Bungie not created Destiny and redid their website, this website wouldn't exist. I like the ranks that exist, the fact that you can rank up, I like to collect nameplates, I'm quite an achievement hunter if it grabs interest to me, and this place does, why else would I join? To many of you its just a dysfunctional backwater forum, but I at least see some potential in it that can make it a large website like Newgrounds at some point. The problem is nobody cares to go that far and turn it into something amazing. Everyone would rather just shitpost and demean others, and make alt accounts.

I can't change the way I am. I've tried, many times, and successfully that alts have gotten me to revert back. Like I said, I have a threshold with how much I can handle, and I'm tired of taking breaks and coming back only to have the same shit happen over and over again.

I don't want to be in this cycle anymore, but apparently the community still wants me to be because they get a kick out of it, or they want me banned for good. Clearly there can't be a middle ground.

All I have to say is this. If I have to leave the website because nobody wants me around as a person and they only want me around just so they can treat me like their own personal circus monkey that's worth absolutely nothing to most people, and the rest want me banned "for my own good" because I apparently have no chance at redemption to many, I at least want to leave with something for being here for the last 3 years.

Personally, I don't want to leave, but if people here really want to get rid of one of the last most active users on the site because he isn't quality at all, I at least want something in return, hence why I think selling my account is a good idea.

If you have a better idea I'd love to read it. Again, selling my account isn't set in stone. This is all on paper right now.

It takes two to break a cycle. Me, and this community. I can't break it alone.

or am i running like ass

Why the fuck do these criminals think they have the right to bother me with their dude weed lmaooo? I'm trying to fucking shit post and all I can think about is this disgusting smoke going into my lungs after going through the nasty fucking body of a fat dirty stoner FUCK