Wow, you fucking degenerates thought that I'd show my fucking cock on this shitty site? Think again, fuckers. I'd never show that to you fucking poofballs. I'll only show it to the one woman I have in my life.

Happy mother's day.

decisions decisions

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Posting in serious because my reputation on here doesn't exactly inspire confidence that I'll get serious replies elsewhere.

I have a very, very hard time talking to people that I don't know when I'm not accompanied by someone I do know, and because of that, I have a hard time making new friends without existing ones around to help. Recently, I was finally able to come out of my shell, and this last summer has been the best time of my life because of it. I had dozens of friends, and like 8 close ones, and it was a great fucking experience. It took four years of high school (and a lot of weed) for me to get to a point where I felt truly and confidently happy.

But now I'm losing it. I moved into my dorm on Thursday, and my roommate ended up being a senior. He's a French exchange student with a thick accent and a broken grasp of English. He's a nice guy, he's always polite and friendly, but I can tell that he has no interest in being anything than an acquaintance (and I don't blame him; I doubt I'll want to be friends with a freshman during my senior year either). I probably shouldn't have, but I was betting on getting a decent roommate who would open doors to more friendships, but that just isn't happening. The closest friend (in proximity) to me is over two hours away, and my family is about four. I feel utterly isolated and alone, and it's crushing.

These past few days have been the hardest in my life. My roommate spends a lot of time out of the dorm (and he's stayed out very late every night so far), thankfully, so he hasn't seen me sob for the half an hour I have been every night. I half expected this to happen, so I bummed some clonazepam off of my sister before I left, and I've been taking a tab every night to calm me down and force me to sleep. It's that bad.

I don't know what to do. My parents have paid a LOT of money for me to be here, and while my mom knows that I'm having a crushingly hard time, but she says I need to stick out the semester, at least. My friends, all at other universities, are finding their ways. I've been talking to them, and it seems like their success has all stemmed from having decent roommates. I'm thinking about switching dorms, but I can't do that until after the class drop/add period ends, which is in like two weeks.

I can't continue like this. I'm gonna lose it, and I can see myself doing something I really don't want to do if this continues. I need your guys' advice. What can I do to make friends? How can I work on my social anxiety, and my people skills? How can I make myself feel better?

t4r. im def bringing my tv, but should i bring my xbox? pls respond

;_;

my roommate is french, that's all i know. should i give him a white flag? maybe i should fart in a can and give that to him? i know the french bottle their farts often. maybe i should give him challenger's dirty arab head. that would definitely win him over.

tips?

Lol

i just want fellatio

friend of mine offered it to me but idk if i should do it. she says that it's hella fun, but i'm hesitating because i know it's addictive when overused. i know there's a few experienced druggies on here (/), so what do you guys think? should i do it?

Get it through your stupid heads you fuckfaces its mythis

I just want one involved

but I can't play the jewish piano

i want my wrists so cold pneumonia in my fists