I'm thinking on breaking the rules, so could you give me a warning so that I don't? Thanks.

Can we be gay together? We could buy a house on the water and a boat and fuck all day. Let's do it!

Please help

i'll preface this by saying im not really tired but i still didnt get much sleep last night.

im currently laying in my bed in my dorm. my french fuck of a roommate (he's an alright guy, i just hate the french) is already sleeping because he "wants to pass his classes" or something stupid. the way i see it, i have two options.

1: i could walk to the gas station (like a 20 min walk), buy a soda, maybe some candy or chips or something idk, and a pack of smokes. then i'd go innawoods and chill, drink smoke eat etc. i could also bring my ds and play some pokemon. i've been dying to do that for weeks. that'd kill probably two and a half hours, and im sure i'd be tired by one am.

pros: it'd be chill, i havent eaten much today and i need calories, the walk is good for me, i wouldnt toss and turn for two hours
cons: i'm fueling my deathstick addiction, i might wake my roommate up (tho im fairly neutral on this. he comes back at 3am very often, and he usually wakes me up, but i dont really mind, so he better fucking not either), i might be tired tomorrow

2: i go to sleep.

pros: i probably wouldnt be tired tomorrow, but no guarantees. i'm tired most of the time anyway. depression did it to my sister, so i guess im not too surprised
cons: i'll go to sleep smokeless, drinkless, and sexless, and i'll be bored doing it


what do you guys think? no poll, this must be discussed.

ALL MY LIFE MAN, FUCK'S SAKE

I'm 6'8" and 260lbs of pure fucking alpha muscle. Don't fuck with me because I WILL fuck you up. Most of you beta virgin nerds have never even SEEN a fight, and those of you who have were the ones getting your shit kicked in. Stay the FUCK out of my way, and I mean don't even LOOK at me, and we won't have a problem.

Fuck you icy, I hope your lifestyle gives you aids. Faggot.

I feel really horrible. my friend and his gf and I were all watching some TV in his house I went to grab more cheetos in the kitchen while his gf was in the bathroom (the bathroom and the kitchen are in the same general big room). and as soon as I'm done pouring the bowl she opens the bathroom door and asks if I can "help her with something" I didn't know what was going on but i said what and walked over to her and she just grabed my private and pushed me into the bathroom and undid her cloths. We had sex for only like 1 min and I went into the sink because it was a big surprise and I didn't realize what was going on. I really do feel bad afterwarsds because we were all sitting on the couch after we did it and my friend was oblivious. she has been his gf for around 5 years too. Don't know why i'm telling you people i guess just to let out what i've been keeping inside for a while



oh and his gf keeps on trying to call me.   

He makes me feel insecure

why do you guys hate me

FUCKERY

I don't see the picky in the others

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that's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun

wtf is wrong with my avatar fix it now