Very little risk of cancer in not inhaling tabacco iirc

Besides if youre smoking cigars on a daily basis like cigarettes youre doing it wrong

Is it out yet?

Came out last week alongside deadpool

>being an actual pedophile

1. There's nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

2. You were telling me in anarchy that there was nothing wrong with my "pedophillic tendencies."

Js.

I've smoked a few cigars in my life (mostly when I'm wearing my Big Boss costume), but no cigarettes. I imagine if I ever felt the need to though my first choice would be Export A's.

Did anyone get the chance to see this? What did you think

I didn't think it was nearly as memorable as the first but Kiefer Sutherland was soooo good. I just love him so much.

And creepy? Fucking how?

Isn't he the guy that tries to figure out all your personal information (like address, Facebook, Twitter, etc.) "for fun?"

I mean, that's pretty creepy.

Yeah, but that's just because you have shit taste.

What do you read?

I just don't find literature to be an interesting medium. At least, not on the level of film, music, or what games could be.

I think there's great benefit to reading virtually anything, but make no mistake: I don't enjoy myself.

Quote from: Eli on February 16, 2016, 10:41:54 PM

I was called a "worthless lifeform" yeaterday because I read Lord of the Flies lol

>needing to read other people's work
>not being an English scholar

There isn't really a good reason to read fiction though tbh

I mean once youve read the classics youve read them all. Dont remember the last time i enjoyed a fictional book. Catcher in the Rye a few years ago? maybe?

Aw, is your role model getting shit on?

Last time I checked Kiefer Sutherland is getting the David Hayter treatment on the remake of 24, so. . .

Yeah, actually.

As for the rest of your post, look. I don't really know why you feel the need to be so needlessly hostile to everyone, but just relax, dude. Word is you've had a pretty shit life so I can forgive a little anger towards the world, but be a big boy about it instead of lashing out. If you really view Verbatim as this child who is so far below you, than why do you even give him the time of day? He says things like "I'm better than you." or "I'm probably the closest thing to a God on this forum." because you guys react to it. And I know you're not so stupid to not realise that.

Quote from: Eli on February 16, 2016, 08:42:41 PM

really? are they like, in every game after this or something?

They debuted in Zelda 1, actually, but yeah. They're like the Koopa Troopas of Zelda.

huh

guess i missed them in oot :/

The Forsaken Fortress

-the "Forsaken Fortress is a stealth-based dungeon. And anyone who knows my tastes reasonably well knows I'm not the biggest fan of stealth. That being said, the loss of the sword makes for a good push against the player to really master the basics.

-The barrels you use to sneak past the pigs were reminiscent of Metal Gear's cardboard boxes, which was probably not their intention but I liked it anyway.

-The use of lighting here works really well with the game's art style, though it felt like the game was trying to convey to me some sort of message with it. Like, if I was in the "light", I would be easier to see, and if I was in the "dark", I would be more difficult to spot. But I never felt like this was the case.

-The guard pig things were a bit weird. Sometimes it felt like they were clueless, and other times it felt like they had Superman-levels of mastery over the senses. Getting caught and thrown into the jail cell after just getting to the summit where the last pig guy is stationed was really annoying (happened to me twice).

-Was surprised at how early Ganon was introduced, considering how little I've seen of him in my "travels" on the internet. Looks like he jumped straight out of Sumarai Jack.

-I have no idea how Link survived being thrown that far and left to die at sea. The boat (King of the Red Dragons is his name?) says he can't sail because he has no sail, which would make it impossible for him to save Link while he's in danger of drowning? Oh well. I didn't expect the boat to have a character, but something tells me he's going to be like that old-ass Owl from OoT.

-I saved on the random island they didn't name for me. One of you guys probably knows what I'm talking about. I have to go find a sail so I can leave and presumably rejoin Tetra/save my sister.

Overall, solid dungeon, didn't feel nearly as tedious as the OoT dungeons. Was actually kind of fun.

Did you do all the sword training at Outset?

Yes

The main story is gonna take you ~30 hours, so... If you get at least 4 hours a day, and don't fuck around too much (which will be hard), you should be able to get it done by then, I think.

Don't rush it, and hopefully the game is fun enough to where you'll continue playing even after your PS2 arrives.

welp, okay. i hope you're right.

i know that's probably not the best mindset to go into this with, but i don't wanna run into a situation like ocarina of time where i kind of loosey-goosey decided when to play and for how long

thanks fam, much obliged