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The Flood / Re: manlets
« on: July 01, 2016, 01:17:31 AM »
I'd have a much easier time revitalising the Knights Teutonic to their former mercenarial glory if I was your height, so you are welcome to trade me.

Just as long as you keep your twink frame and face, I need my small-but-toned physique to fight alongside my fellow Christbros on the path to reclamation. And I like my face more.
wtf does this even mean

It's my dream, brother.

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The Portuguese are the inbred cousins of the Italians and Spaniards. They're just as loud and obnoxious as their family to the east but they do so with far more hair and far less grace.

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The Flood / Re: manlets
« on: July 01, 2016, 01:12:52 AM »
I'm probably one of the shorter dudes on the site. Father was short, and so will I be. Will probably max out at five-eight or so.
I'm 5'8"

Twins

I am unfortunately not that tall (yet). I've been told men don't stop growing until 25-ish, which means I've still got 7 years to reach my full potential.

so goddamn lucky

I'd have a much easier time revitalising the Knights Teutonic to their former mercenarial glory if I was your height, so you are welcome to trade me.

Just as long as you keep your twink frame and face, I need my small-but-toned physique to fight alongside my fellow Christbros on the path to reclamation. And I like my face more.

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The Flood / Re: manlets
« on: July 01, 2016, 12:43:32 AM »
I'm probably one of the shorter dudes on the site. Father was short, and so will I be. Will probably max out at five-eight or so.

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women are disgusting creatures.
ftfy

Yeah, but at least most women are better than men.

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Portuguese women are disgusting creatures.

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Not that I'd ever need one, mind you. But if I did, this would suffice.

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Gaming / Re: Say what you will about destiny
« on: June 30, 2016, 10:40:13 PM »
Destiny is an addicting game. Quite fun with friends, in general.

You know better than anybody I've played A LOT of destiny

God remember the first time we did vault of glass? It took us fucking forever to get through that maze

Our first raid experience is among my top 5 most fond gaming memories. We should get a group going again, man. I'm itching to take Atheon down once more.

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Gaming / Re: Say what you will about destiny
« on: June 30, 2016, 10:35:59 PM »
Though raid-wise, they haven't yet been able to top the first. Vault of Glass was a brilliant piece of game.

Crota's End, while extremely thematic, is quite short and underwhelming. King's Fall feels like more of the same, and isn't very fun. Skolas's Revenge is quite enjoyable as well, but I always prefer the six-man activities.

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Gaming / Re: Say what you will about destiny
« on: June 30, 2016, 10:32:29 PM »
Destiny is an addicting game. Quite fun with friends, in general.

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The Flood / Re: What is your favourite animal
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:36:25 PM »
Elephants and Snakes.

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The Flood / Re: If you're so funny
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:31:44 PM »
best Smiths song tbh

It's in my top 3 for sure, but I absolutely LOVE Asleep and This Charming Man.

The Queen is Dead is my favourite album by far, though.

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The Flood / Re: If you're so funny
« on: June 30, 2016, 03:15:47 PM »
because tonight is just like any other night

That's why you're on your own tonight

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The Flood / Re: If you're so funny
« on: June 30, 2016, 03:12:27 PM »
Jeez guys, it's a song.
Lol, a thread title is a song lyric!
Hilarious and original!
xddddddd

It's not meant to be either, but thank you for your kind words, brother.

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The Flood / Re: If you're so funny
« on: June 30, 2016, 03:39:38 AM »
Jeez guys, it's a song.

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The Flood / Re: I'm thinking about inviting my friend here.
« on: June 30, 2016, 02:02:53 AM »
Just don't tell him which user you are?

I invited TBlocks to Bungie.net and that worked out pretty well.

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The Flood / If you're so funny
« on: June 30, 2016, 01:54:36 AM »
then why are you on your own tonight?

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The Flood / Re: S7 GoT ending leaked
« on: June 30, 2016, 01:51:00 AM »
This is pretty awful, man.

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The Flood / Re: Crayfish
« on: June 30, 2016, 01:05:33 AM »
So crayfish are the Muslims of Atlantis

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Link doesn't work, by the way.

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There is no difference, that's entirely the point.

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The Flood / Re: whats the point
« on: June 29, 2016, 11:17:04 PM »
Transcend human nature, achieve theosis.

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The Flood / Re: Plans for the summer?
« on: June 29, 2016, 04:13:03 PM »
Not much. Hoping to revert the Teutonic Order back to it's Holy Catholic military roots. Nothing too extravagent.
this sounds like something that should be blown up by a mad queen

Teutonic Order was a gathering of Holy Catholic Knights comissioned to protect the members of the Eastern Orthodox Church on their pilgrimage to the Holy Land (occupied by Muslims combatants at the time, if I recall correctly) and estalish hospitals along the way.

They had some involvement in the Crusades as well but I've only just recently taken an interest in their history so I'm no expert yet.

They officially abandoned their mercenary role in 1929. That was a mistake.


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The Flood / Re: what are you doing tonight?
« on: June 29, 2016, 04:02:46 PM »
Graduation ceremony and dinner with my friend's family.
it's 2am

My friend's family was Greek and we started dinner after the ceremony around 11 PM.

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The Flood / Re: Plans for the summer?
« on: June 29, 2016, 12:54:15 AM »
Not much. Hoping to revert the Teutonic Order back to it's Holy Catholic military roots. Nothing too extravagent.

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The Flood / Re: what are you doing tonight?
« on: June 29, 2016, 12:47:17 AM »
Graduation ceremony and dinner with my friend's family.

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The Flood / Re: He's everywhere
« on: June 28, 2016, 07:45:59 PM »
I think he likes you, Ty.

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The Flood / Re: users you're a mix of
« on: June 28, 2016, 07:45:18 PM »
prehistoric is a mixed-up christian now
yeah but the way he posts and thinks other than that is very youish
verb was like that first tho

Tyger's right. I'm like Verbatim, Verbatim is not like me.

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The Flood / Re: what is keeping you up
« on: June 28, 2016, 07:43:13 PM »
christians are always talking about how "PERFECTLY" distanced the sun is from the earth, so it can sustain life

if it were perfectly distanced, why the fuck do people get skin cancer from that shit

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

What he said wasn't edgy at all.

Be Christian all you want but at least acknowledge that arguing science with the godless is going to be an uphill battle.

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The Flood / Re: David and DB confirm GoT to be 8 seasons
« on: June 28, 2016, 07:35:10 PM »
I find it difficult to complain about Season 6 when you compare it to that of Season 5. At least this season was somewhat entertaining.

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