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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:00:17 PM »
Holy Isolated King Kalus Halsion has developed a minor drug problem.

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 09:59:36 PM »
Keep me updated, dude.

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None of you are following the rulez.

OT: Brendan Frasier fits you perfectly.

My whole life I've wanted to be Brad Pitt

yeah i could see you being a brad pitt from true romance or something

less pothead-y tho

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That's an embarrassing amount of facial hair for a 22-year-old.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 29, 2016, 09:01:48 PM »
After an extensive campaign to snort as much coke and fuck as many whores as possible, the Mandalorian Empire returns to the fold as if only a year had passed. Botajef's synthetic moon is available for purchase. Progress on other moons to follow.

Phindar: 65% ~ 6.5-billion slaves, 40%/page
Botajef: 100%
Garos: 40% ~ 4-billion slaves, 20%/page
Taris: 40% ~ 4-billion slaves, 20%/page
Celanon: 35% ~ 6-billion slaves, 35%/page
Aquaris: 35% ~ 6-billion slaves, 35%/page

Botajef's slaves are moved to the Phindar system indefinitely.



5000 Magickenyans completed. 5000 more due on each subsequent page.



The Ecumene Convergence will meet in a page.



500-million Mandalorians added to population. 500-million more to be added by page 39.



300 Sith Mavericks added the Blood Guard of the Crown. 300 more due by page 39.



Statistics Updated
     Capital
-Kalusta, Planet Mandalore

     Government Type
-Theocratic Oligarchal Monarchy

     Head(s) of Government (by seniority), the "Ecumene of Kalusta"
-Isolated Holy King, Kalus Halsion
-Assumed Queen, Kalus Aa'nthya
-Damas Ad'moa, Heir of the Theoel
-Second Son Kalus Iynef, Captain of the Blood Guard of the Crown

     Leader of Ground Forces
-Damas Ad'moa, Heir of the Theoel

     Currency
-Natural Resources
-Military Support
-Halmad Prime

     Language(s)
-Basic
-Mando'a (Ritual Language, Political-Class Exclusive)

     Military/Transport Resources
-Entire population (4-billion) is obligated and prepared for military service in times of conquest or defense +500-million on page 39
-1,500,000 Aka'jor-class diplomatic shuttles
-1-billion Amphibious Interstellar Assault Transport carriers (civilian and militaristic applications exist)
-1.5-billion Cabur-class starfighters
-1000 Kyramud-type battleships
-3300 Mandalorian Sith Mavericks, members of the Blood Guard of the Crown, +300 on page 39
-34-billion slaves of varying ethnicity[/color]
-Virtually infinite supply of Halmad Prime
-5000 Magickenyans , +5000 every page

     Territories
-Planet Mandalore
-Planet Phindar
-Planet Dothomir
-Anteevy
-Garos
-Taris
-Bandomeer
-Botajef
—Synthetic Moon Alpha
-G'wenee
-Halmad
-Wayland
-Null,
-Thustra
-Aquaris
-Celanon

     Official Alliances
-Confederacy of Independent Systems, brokered by Holy King Kalus Halsion
-Sith Empire, brokered by The Assumed Queen Kalus Aa'nthya
-Yuuzhan Vong Empire, brokered by Dismissed Blood Kalus Jon (DECEASED)

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The Flood / Re: you have the ability to travel anywhere you want
« on: July 29, 2016, 07:27:38 PM »
I must see Staglieno Cemetery before I die so probably there.

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The Flood / Re: Off to cottage country
« on: July 29, 2016, 06:26:39 PM »
Supposed to have a few friends over tomorrow.

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 06:25:38 PM »
She came in and sent me on break, couldn't even look at her. This is going to be a hard night.

Sack up, man. It's just a girl. You can win.

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the best poster at a local diner
« on: July 29, 2016, 05:28:30 PM »
Coffee is so gross but I like the way it makes me look.

Just drink hot chocolate like some cozy fag

Black coffee is better for you and no dairy

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the best poster at a local diner
« on: July 29, 2016, 05:21:25 PM »
Coffee is so gross but I like the way it makes me look.

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The Flood / Re: Since we are on the topic of capitalization.
« on: July 29, 2016, 05:20:34 PM »
Left shift.

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 04:45:59 PM »
Also, good luck dude. Hope you find lasting happiness.

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Judd Nelson

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 04:43:40 PM »
Daily reminder that few women are worth the emotional hoop jumping and dishonesty required to be with them.

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 04:42:12 PM »
Just lie and say you found out a friend of yours passed away or something and that's why you cried. Also try not to ever do that again.

Additionally remember how emotionally inexperienced she is and use it to your advantage -- at this stage of the game, small compliments like "your hair looks nice" will work wonders. Don't be too specific but don't be too vague either.

And I'd just be honest with her. And by honest I mean that you're really bummed she might be going away soon and that it sucks because you rarely enjoy spending time with people as much as you do with her. But not right away. Somewhere near the end of your time with her that allows you to finish on a romantic note but also have a lasting conversation about it.

Don't belittle yourself in any way. But, don't boast either. Let her make up her own mind about you based on what you allow her to perceive.

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The Flood / Re: What do you believe happens when you die
« on: July 29, 2016, 02:45:57 AM »
I try not to think about it.

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Serious / Re: Patriarchy is not evil
« on: July 28, 2016, 06:02:11 PM »
that's hilarious

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II
« on: July 27, 2016, 07:30:23 PM »
If you wanna co-op at any point, I'm down

I love SOTFS

Id be willing to try with your help against the pursuer tomorrow
dude what bosses have you beat?

Just the giant

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here snore?
« on: July 27, 2016, 07:16:18 PM »
Ever since I began photosynthesising I've had no need to sleep so I'm not actually sure.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II
« on: July 27, 2016, 07:14:28 PM »
If you wanna co-op at any point, I'm down

I love SOTFS

Id be willing to try with your help against the pursuer tomorrow

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 27, 2016, 06:10:37 PM »
MAP UPDATE #5
Spoiler
It's perfect. Trust me. Please don't look for errors.
Let me know if I've mislabeled anything.

The Thustra, Celanon, Aquaris, Wayland, Myrkr systems belong to the Mandalorian Crown.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: July 27, 2016, 05:14:57 PM »
Wavedashing is the second most important technique behind l-cancelling in Melee

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II
« on: July 27, 2016, 02:20:52 PM »
I feel like I should play scholar of the first sin to see if it actually feels that shitty

I bought it digitally if you wanna try it

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II
« on: July 27, 2016, 01:27:25 PM »
PS4 right?

Did you ever look into Bloodborne?

If not, you might like that story a bit going by what you said about FF15's characters.

I actually own bloodborne, yeah. But my brother's playing it right now so i'll have to wait foe him to finish

DS1 is on the way to my house so ill see if i enjoy that more...

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The Flood / Re: Who from history would you revive for sex?
« on: July 27, 2016, 11:40:16 AM »
Literally no one wtf

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The Flood / Re: "You don't hold the door for men"
« on: July 27, 2016, 11:39:07 AM »
Don't everlet a parent teach their child these things.

If you do, you're just as much to blame as the parent is.

While I don't agree with all your statements about what shouldn't be taught to children, no where did I say you shouldn't teach them things against what their parents want.

I simply said don't usurp the authority of a parent in front of their child... it demonstrates that rebellion is okay, when it isn't. At least until the child develops a higher level of agency.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 27, 2016, 11:29:48 AM »
Knight to e5

get checkered, charleston

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Serious / Re: The Religion of Peace beheads a Priest in France
« on: July 27, 2016, 11:25:40 AM »
Islam is an abtsract concept incapable of physical action.
Nobody's claiming it is.

Yes theyare. The OP states "Religion of Peace beheads..."

I'm no Islam apologist, believe me but just... go about it the right way. People like Jono are going to turn away people with their autism.

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The Flood / Re: "You don't hold the door for men"
« on: July 27, 2016, 11:23:50 AM »
Usurping the authority of the parent is actually a terrible thing to do
falling for the god meme was seriously the worst thing that has ever happened to you

Considering you know very little about my life youre not really qualified to make that call

And what i said has literally nothing to do with the "god meme"

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II
« on: July 27, 2016, 05:18:37 AM »
You had more trouble with Vordt than The Nameless King?

wut

Yeah because im a fast learner and i was still learning the gamr when vordt came around

But by the time i got to nameless king id already mastered the fundamentals of ds

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