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The Flood / Re: today i got the arcade's skee ball highscore
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:40:28 PM »
Best day of your life

nah the best day of my life was that one time i was jerking off and i accidentally turned my music on near climax

ending up cumming to mgs3's snake eater

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The Flood / Re: today i got the arcade's skee ball highscore
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:55:26 AM »
Nice bro.

Reminds me of a date I once went on at a pinball pub, where I decimated the high scores on the terminator and Ghostbusters machines.

did she go for it?

they had this fighter pilot game i managed to get 3rd on too but the hype wasnt nearly as real there
Yeah she went for it, the location was her idea.

no i mean was she impressed by your sweet skills

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The Flood / Re: today i got the arcade's skee ball highscore
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:52:33 AM »
Nice bro.

Reminds me of a date I once went on at a pinball pub, where I decimated the high scores on the terminator and Ghostbusters machines.

did she go for it?

they had this fighter pilot game i managed to get 3rd on too but the hype wasnt nearly as real there

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The Flood / Re: today i got the arcade's skee ball highscore
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:27:34 AM »
The ski ball hi scores at my arcade are garbage. Granted I can beat them if I took my time with the shots and add effort. They're mainly like 15k

thats pitiful

like a warm up game for me

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The Flood / Re: Describe last month in two words.
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:26:53 AM »
simply red

breakfast club

dark souls

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The Flood / Re: today i got the arcade's skee ball highscore
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:24:18 AM »
also saw suicide squad

not neary as bad as i thought it was going to be, but still garbage

yet somehow still the best dceu movie

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The Flood / Re: I wake up anxious thinking why I should get up
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:20:20 AM »
i get anxious going to sleep because i dont want to spend 4 hours lying in bed doing nothing

im listening to my ladies of the 80s mix but it isnt helping
I wish I could sleep forever

that can be arranged fella

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The Flood / today i got the arcade's skee ball highscore
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:19:50 AM »
>be me
>at the arcade for friend's birthday
>spend most of my time playing the best game ever (skee ball)
>ive been hitting decent 4s and 5s all day so i decide to start going for trickshots
>manage to hit a 10 on my first ball
>get another couple of 3s and 4s to exhaust my stockpile
>final ball
>im getting close to the top score, a crowd has gathered
>88mphbaby.gifv
>go for the blind 10k shot

>hit a perfect squeeker to destroy the highscore
>crowd of kids all lose their minds, tickets and coins are all over the place from the excitement
>one kid begins documenting the moment on an ancient scrolls for future generations, revering me as the skee god of legend
>sensing my moment, i take the aviator sunglasses placed on my head and put them on, tom cruise, top gun, tblocks-style for the 10/10 finishing gesture
>join my friends at the booth to eat some nachos and coke, entire arcade is mirin for the rest of the night

man what a rush

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The Flood / Re: I wake up anxious thinking why I should get up
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:04:50 AM »
i get anxious going to sleep because i dont want to spend 4 hours lying in bed doing nothing

im listening to my ladies of the 80s mix but it isnt helping

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The Flood / Re: What was the last thing you saw that was beautiful?
« on: August 08, 2016, 02:11:36 AM »
ally sheedy in the breakfast club
semi-goth gf

the word youre looking for is "ash" (adjective)

it denotes a step below goth but a few above normie (ala andrew clark)

but yeah, best girl

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The Flood / Re: >Letting Solonoid post under my name
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:02:49 AM »
man you suck

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You know if you put as much effort as you do trying to get out of doing work into actually doing it instead you might actually have decent grades and/or a good entry level job.

im not nearly as lazy as i make myself out to be

that being said i dont need good grades and ive had plenty of good jobs.

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The Flood / Re: What was the last thing you saw that was beautiful?
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:28:36 PM »
ally sheedy in the breakfast club

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 07, 2016, 12:00:11 PM »
mega man v is 120 bucks lmao no thanks

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 07, 2016, 11:59:06 AM »
street fighter ii worth picking up for the gameboy? 10 bucks.

also, i learned what gameboy colour games i can play on my gameboy. if the cartridge has a clear casing ala Donkey Kong Country, it's a gameboy colour exclusive, but if it's a solid colour for a casing ala pokemon gold, i can play it on my gameboy. so yeah.

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 07, 2016, 04:01:10 AM »
i mean i already owned a gameboy and it was my first "console" so i wouldn't really put it into the same category as my boom box or car.

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:55:14 AM »
Stop buying old things

no i like it
Dog I just think its funny because I actually had these things when they were new.

how old are you?

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The Flood / Re: Lol wtf (short story) (girls)
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:49:09 AM »
not that looks matter all that much

its all about how you carry yourself

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The Flood / Re: Lol wtf (short story) (girls)
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:43:02 AM »
lol no girl likes me so I need to hate all women as a coping device

lots of girls like me

i happen to be very charming yknow
Charming, right.

*corvette intensifies*

the corvette simply enhances my game

i only got it out of the shop like 2 weeks ago

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The Flood / Re: Lol wtf (short story) (girls)
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:35:51 AM »
lol no girl likes me so I need to hate all women as a coping device

lots of girls like me

i happen to be very charming yknow

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The Flood / Re: Lol wtf (short story) (girls)
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:20:52 AM »
of course

don't you know that girls want the exact opposite of what they say they want

as soon as you give her what she thinks she wants (in this case, attention/compliment) she fucks off and wants nothing to do with you

typical woman

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The Flood / Re: Time to get YUGE
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:09:35 AM »
just went for a drive to my favourite spot (it's an abandoned cliff overlooking lake ontario)

hoping to fall asleep at a decent hour cuz i got a party to attend tomorrow and i want to look my best for obv reasons

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:06:40 AM »
>buy

LOL you can't fool me.

Anyway, Link's Awakening is actually piss easy, but it's a cute little Zelda game. What you're thinking of Zelda II for NES.

There weren't a lot of original Game Boy games that I really liked. GBC games were just so much better.
pretty sure he's actually buying them since A) he said Pokemon red was too expensive B) hes into retro stuff

he doesn't believe me because a couple days ago i told him it turns me on when i steal from developers via emulation lol

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:05:56 AM »
Wait can I really sell all my old game boy games for mad dosh?

metal gear solid for the gameboy goes for like 60 bucks used so maybe

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:04:47 AM »
>buy

LOL you can't fool me.



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There weren't a lot of original Game Boy games that I really liked. GBC games were just so much better.

gbc games also work on the original gameboy iirc

my gold is working on it, at least

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This reminds me of your "pls do my homework for me Sep7" thread you made..

yeah

good times

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Sell your corvette and buy a Hyundai

it wouldn't even be worth selling

i'd get like 9 gs at most for it

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i'm already selling myself on the street so you can rule that out.

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 06, 2016, 10:19:12 PM »
Edit: oops, I read GBA for some reason

Uhhhh I think you can play OG Pokemans on it without color.

Zelda Links Awakening

yeah im playing pokemon gold rn

red blue and yellow are damn expensive tho so im thinking i'll pass on those

is links awakening that really difficult one?

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Gaming / Re: what are some original gameboy games i should buy?
« on: August 06, 2016, 10:03:58 PM »
Stop buying old things

no i like it

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