These commentators are pretty great.

I feel for M2K, Peach is so fucking annoying to play against.

Holy fuck, that grab to f smash was unreal.

Lucky didn't deserve that win. His play was sloppy.

Poor Moon, liked that guy.

Quote from: I'mmortal on July 15, 2017, 10:01:43 PM

I didn't read the whole thing, and I'm definitely no literature connisseur, but I feel like you over-describe things a bit. "A sun full of promise." Also, some things are just awkward, like "The last of the nightly families of the forest". Keep it short and sweet. Save your imagery for the important stuff. Don't try so hard to tell the story, let it come naturally.

That's all I got.

also I thought a sun full of promise was a pretty solid line. I'm trying to say ENGLAND, 1391 without actually saying it. "Full of promise" implies in a joyful tone that there are events that are bound to happen in time.

i can appreciate that sentiment, i just think there's a better way to establish that.

I didn't read the whole thing, and I'm definitely no literature connisseur, but I feel like you over-describe things a bit. "A sun full of promise." Also, some things are just awkward, like "The last of the nightly families of the forest". Keep it short and sweet. Save your imagery for the important stuff. Don't try so hard to tell the story, let it come naturally.

That's all I got.

Two white commentators? That's unheard of.

Quote from: I'mmortal on July 13, 2017, 11:35:13 PM

someone notify me when the melee championship starts

i would start watching now, top 8 will commence in about an hour

thanks, just signed on now. have i missed anything big?

I hope it was your own truck. I would kick the crap out of you both if you were having sex in the bed of my truck

i dont think theres enough room with you and renamon back there too

its really heartbreaking to see a nice guy like you put yourself on a limb and try to make friends, just playing some good ol halo 3, only to be berated with racials slurs and other insults. its the good people that get trampled on in this world.

The problem here is you don't run off the assumption that if a girl is cute, she already has a boyfriend. This is true in like 90% of all cases.

not necessarily, there were quite a few qts yesterday but they were kind of vapid

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on July 14, 2017, 10:12:41 PM

At least Meleefags stick by their word and actually play their shitty game.

Yeah it begs the question of why do people move on from older versions of (insert game here) they love when Melee is nearly in the most alive state it's ever been. Hell, even Smash 64's tourneys still get hella attendance.

Halo CE is mostly beanerville and the good competitive stuff is mostly underground. 2 and 3 are in similar boats now which really sucks. I'd love to play them in a competitive or casual setting but fucking nobody (Mexicans aren't people except Jono) plays them and there isn't a single tournament in Australia that I could find, let alone online. Yet Melee is just as old as Halo CE and:
-It's still featured at EVO
-There are multiple majors a year and so many monthlies and local weeklies it may as well be a sport with how much support it gets
-There are plenty of TO's for it
-strong af grassroots scene

All mostly because of a documentary that was a glorified "hey guys, remember the good old days? Let's relive them for this game" that people actually listened to.

It's a shame it can't happen for the Halos. I've been dying to play Halo 1.5, some custom CE maps, 2 and 3 for ages with some people.

That reminds me I should ask boom for a 1v1 on unplayably laggy halo 3

that's because melee is actually good

but shes absolutely drunk off her ass and has a boyfriend

smh cant catch a break

i'm sure plenty of people like the new music and don't give a shit about the loading times or whatever

My main complaint is how poorly Crash handles. Which is pretty much universally agreed upon.

What they did was use the Crash 3 engine to remake all the other games, but Crash 2 and especially 1 were far more platforming-based, and their engines gave the player the "benefit of the doubt." If they were close to a crate, the game just assumed they had correctly jumped onto it. Crash 3 had many more vehicle and gimmick levels so they needed to use a more sensitive engine. 3D platformers requiring extremely accurate button jumps just don't work, but like I said, the Crash 3 engine is built to be very sensitive.