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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 07:44:12 PM »
I always imagined challenger as a Marcus

thats pretty good but the image is shattered once you hear his voice

hes more like a Zafir now
wtf

you don't sound like sigint to me

that's what i pictured from before
"signals intelligence"

?

character from mgs3 named sigint


why would I sound like some high pitched negro

i dunno man that's just how i pictured you

you definitely don't sound like that that's why i corrected myself lol
but then what the hell is sounding like a zafir lmao

cuz you said you spoke farsi and that only person i know who's persian's name is zafir lol

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 07:42:00 PM »
I always imagined challenger as a Marcus

thats pretty good but the image is shattered once you hear his voice

hes more like a Zafir now
wtf

you don't sound like sigint to me

that's what i pictured from before
"signals intelligence"

?

character from mgs3 named sigint


why would I sound like some high pitched negro

i dunno man that's just how i pictured you

you definitely don't sound like that that's why i corrected myself lol

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 07:35:07 PM »
I always imagined challenger as a Marcus

thats pretty good but the image is shattered once you hear his voice

hes more like a Zafir now
wtf

you don't sound like sigint to me

that's what i pictured from before
"signals intelligence"

?

character from mgs3 named sigint


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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 07:31:52 PM »
I always imagined challenger as a Marcus

thats pretty good but the image is shattered once you hear his voice

hes more like a Zafir now
wtf

you don't sound like sigint to me

that's what i pictured from before

3185
The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 06:36:11 PM »
Prehistoric -- Bing Bong the Archer (he's an archer and such)

TBlocks -- Marrrrrr

Aria -- Hector the Well-Endowed

Lord Ruler -- Lavernica

Jono -- Brutalitops

Challenger -- Zippideedoo

Cheat -- Tiny Nuggins

Big Boss -- Crouton

LOL

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 06:00:48 PM »
I always imagined challenger as a Marcus

thats pretty good but the image is shattered once you hear his voice

hes more like a Zafir now

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The Flood / Re: that feeling when [official]
« on: July 26, 2017, 05:59:33 PM »
send pics of sister
yeahhhh everyone wants her yep

Literally sucked up my consciousness and spat out hers

50/50 chance either one of us could have had the placement of consciousnesses but ofc I lost

disturbing lack of sister pics in this post
all anyone wants is her, typical

eat your fucking heart out
Spoiler

backtrace the photo, I dont give a fuck

awh shes cute man

dont like that girl hanging off her though

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The Flood / Re: that feeling when [official]
« on: July 26, 2017, 05:34:44 PM »
send pics of sister
yeahhhh everyone wants her yep

Literally sucked up my consciousness and spat out hers

50/50 chance either one of us could have had the placement of consciousnesses but ofc I lost

disturbing lack of sister pics in this post

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The Flood / Re: that feeling when [official]
« on: July 26, 2017, 05:27:29 PM »
send pics of sister

3190
The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 04:21:40 PM »
Desty- Albert
Chally- Juan
Jono- Jose
Zonda- Josh
Prehistoric- Robert
Aria- Elizabeth
Flee- Frederick
CheesePotato- Thomas
Psy- Eric
why the fuck am i robert
robert smith, maybe? before he got old and fat

fair guess, i suppose

i do bear a passing resemblence in some of my photos

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 04:11:17 PM »
wtf kind of name is niall

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 04:10:39 PM »
Zonda: Jerome

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 04:10:18 PM »
Challenger: Winston

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 04:09:33 PM »
Desty- Albert
Chally- Juan
Jono- Jose
Zonda- Josh
Prehistoric- Robert
Aria- Elizabeth
Flee- Frederick
CheesePotato- Thomas
Psy- Eric

why the fuck am i robert

3195
Gaming / Re: CRT Thread
« on: July 26, 2017, 02:49:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: is this a good picture of me
« on: July 26, 2017, 01:50:11 PM »
pic 1 is better

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 11:54:22 AM »
Foehammer, I think is what he used to call her.
son of a fucking bitch why would make me remember this?

roger that, roger that.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 09:13:20 AM »
Foehammer, I think is what he used to call her.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 09:11:20 AM »
notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it
And why the name of the leader of ISIS?

IIRC people voted on her new nickname. i don't remember the autistic thing he called her before but i remember al baghdadi being a marginal improvement.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 08:55:15 AM »
notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it

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Euron 'If it's got a Womb put it in the Tomb' Greyjoy
Euron 'Dykes on Pikes' Greyjoy
Euron "If she don't like the dick, Put her head on a stick" Greyjoy
Euron "If she aint on her knees, watch her bleed" Greyjoy
Euron "If she says 'Yaas Queen', take out her spleen" Greyjoy
Euron "Make a cuck with no tip jump ship" Greyjoy
Euron "An axe to the face for every traitor who doesn't know their place" Greyjoy
Euron "Splatter the brains of those on the 'Dany Train" Greyjoy
Euron "Sink a thot with every shot" Greyjoy
Euron 'If the cunt's got a whip, hang her from the ship' Greyjoy

man
i really gotta upgrade my autism level. i dont find this funny at all.

Did you like the Kaz ones

Also, Berzerk liked it lol

kaz ones?

berzerk is also autistic.

Yeah, around the time of MGSV's release there were loads of the same kind of naming jokes that made Kaz look racist.

Kazuhira "fulton a Black, I'll send him back" Miller, etc.

dont remember that

not that funny either tbh

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Euron 'If it's got a Womb put it in the Tomb' Greyjoy
Euron 'Dykes on Pikes' Greyjoy
Euron "If she don't like the dick, Put her head on a stick" Greyjoy
Euron "If she aint on her knees, watch her bleed" Greyjoy
Euron "If she says 'Yaas Queen', take out her spleen" Greyjoy
Euron "Make a cuck with no tip jump ship" Greyjoy
Euron "An axe to the face for every traitor who doesn't know their place" Greyjoy
Euron "Splatter the brains of those on the 'Dany Train" Greyjoy
Euron "Sink a thot with every shot" Greyjoy
Euron 'If the cunt's got a whip, hang her from the ship' Greyjoy

man
i really gotta upgrade my autism level. i dont find this funny at all.

Did you like the Kaz ones

Also, Berzerk liked it lol

kaz ones?

berzerk is also autistic.

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Euron 'If it's got a Womb put it in the Tomb' Greyjoy
Euron 'Dykes on Pikes' Greyjoy
Euron "If she don't like the dick, Put her head on a stick" Greyjoy
Euron "If she aint on her knees, watch her bleed" Greyjoy
Euron "If she says 'Yaas Queen', take out her spleen" Greyjoy
Euron "Make a cuck with no tip jump ship" Greyjoy
Euron "An axe to the face for every traitor who doesn't know their place" Greyjoy
Euron "Splatter the brains of those on the 'Dany Train" Greyjoy
Euron "Sink a thot with every shot" Greyjoy
Euron 'If the cunt's got a whip, hang her from the ship' Greyjoy

man
i really gotta upgrade my autism level. i dont find this funny at all.

3205
the music in super and kai is absolute trash

3206
The Flood / Re: attn: snake
« on: July 24, 2017, 12:14:17 AM »

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So dating othed girls=meaningless sex but wanting to shag a random girl in the market is a sign you know you're ready to move on?

🤔🤔

yeah

all sex is meaningless

but when you're in love with someone else, having sex with anyone besides that person will make you feel empty afterwards

keep up

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This is a weird convo ion even know what you guys are arguing about so I can't really jump in

i told ruler that his advice to start dating again was bad and he got pissy

Lol all I did was say your mindset was pessimistic and you started going off on "lack of emotional depth"

if you had half-decent reading comprehension skills you'd be able to tell that i was simply returning the back-handed comment about pessimism. i wasn't actually insiniuating anything.

but you're not right? your advice was bad for him at this moment in time

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This is a weird convo ion even know what you guys are arguing about so I can't really jump in

i told ruler that his advice to start dating again was bad and he got pissy

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You're a fucking faggot

cool

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You're an idiot that doesn't know what love is

The fact that you keep bringing up sex is proof enough of that

can you chill, you're getting way too defensive

i bring up sex because it's obvious that's what you're about, just like everyone else. "trying to get a thicc girl to sit on my face tonight". which one of us has made that thread before.

i'm not even saying there's anything wrong with that. i don't know why you got all pissy about this. again you know nothing of my life but you'll cling to whatever you can to get a snarky little comment in there.

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Yeah, obviously it's not a right away thing

cool, glad you concede

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Yes, explain how exactly you know you're ready and how it equates to knowing when you're hungry

because your body tells you. it's a feeling you get -- not that complicated. if he's out at the super market and sees a pretty girl he'd be down to shag, you don't think that's a good sign he's ready?

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