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« on: July 20, 2015, 03:58:46 PM »
 Spoiler Masturbate more than three times a week. Yes. Listen almost exclusively to Metal or Black Metal. Not exclusively, but I've recently been introduced to Nine Inch Nails if that counts. Gaming and Internet take up the majority of your free time. It's more of a "well, I've got nothing better to do" type of deal. But otherwise, no. Have used one or more Internet memes in real life. Sure, but only ironically. Haven't been outside in the past 10 hours. I have. Have never travelled outside your own country. I have. Multiple times. Own more than 100 video games. In my life? Sure. Currently? Probably not. Collect anime/comic books. Yes, absolutely. Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, as well as DC and Marvel comics. Room is currently a disaster. No, I have OCD so I'm constantly cleaning. Virgin. Yep. Claim to be a Nihilist and/or militant Atheist. Fuck no. Nihilism is lelworthy, I just enjoy making people look stupid. It just so happens that those people are usually religious. Go to a Community College or have never attended a University. Nope. Not yet, anyway. Visit Facebook. No, I don't have Facebook. Don't do your own laundry and/or don't own a washing machine. No to both. I own a machine and do it myself. Know more than 5 but fewer than 1000 words in your "best" foreign language. False. I know much more than 5 words. What a weird question... Own fewer than 10 article of formal clothing. As of now, yes. In my life, probably not. Have long hair. Yeah, fuck you. I got the Solid Snake mullet going on. Have no useful talents or athletic skill. False. I'm a talented athlete and possess multiple useful talents. Live with parents. Yes. Not cleanly shaven. No, I have some facial hair. Overweight. Lolno Cannot recite at least two lines from Shakespeare. I can. Consider video games to be on-par with literature as an art form. Not most video games, but a few, yes. They have the potential. Shower/bathe fewer than 5 times a week. Not usually. Only when I have no plans for the week. Are unemployed and have been for more than two months. No, I was working in early July and I start again next week.
16712
« on: July 20, 2015, 12:15:06 PM »
Midget for sure. Plus Zonda and all of his/her alts.
oh.
My apologies, I meant Zanir.
16713
« on: July 20, 2015, 12:13:13 PM »
Midget for sure. Plus Zanir and all of his/her alts.
16714
« on: July 20, 2015, 01:45:41 AM »
Ah, I know the struggle. Luckily for me, my standards for intelligence have dropped dramatically over the last few months. So I'm trying my hand at a Sophie Turner-like angel from my math class.
16715
« on: July 19, 2015, 11:54:47 PM »
Ant-Man >Ant-Man God. Give it a few weeks for the hype to wear down. The movie was funny -- that's it.
16716
« on: July 19, 2015, 11:14:35 PM »
But here's to hoping thay Batman v Superman is the love child of TWS and TDK.
16717
« on: July 19, 2015, 11:13:57 PM »
The closest thing I can think of is The Winter Soldier. But even then, it's a laughable comparison.
But lets be fair, in terms of capturing what it means to be a comic book movie, I doubt we'll ever be able to top The Winter Soldier. Greatest superhero movie of all time, hands-down.
16718
« on: July 19, 2015, 08:46:37 PM »
But the bible said that God gave us the animals for sustenance, work, and companionship, and Superman is a good Christian boy raised in good 'ol America with conservative values. He would never displease God by forsaking his gifts.
Hypothetically, I would only have the body and powers of Superman, not his mind. I wouldn't topple the world's governments either if your premise is true.
unfortunately op only meant you look like them
you got a chin that can cut diamonds and problems finding fitting clothes
rip
I still have very few issues with this.
4/10, would not sex
 >implying basedCavill would even consider ejaculating into a reptilian shemale
16719
« on: July 19, 2015, 07:55:47 PM »
But the bible said that God gave us the animals for sustenance, work, and companionship, and Superman is a good Christian boy raised in good 'ol America with conservative values. He would never displease God by forsaking his gifts.
Hypothetically, I would only have the body and powers of Superman, not his mind. I wouldn't topple the world's governments either if your premise is true.
unfortunately op only meant you look like them
you got a chin that can cut diamonds and problems finding fitting clothes
rip
I still have very few issues with this.
16720
« on: July 19, 2015, 07:17:01 PM »
But the bible said that God gave us the animals for sustenance, work, and companionship, and Superman is a good Christian boy raised in good 'ol America with conservative values. He would never displease God by forsaking his gifts.
Hypothetically, I would only have the body and powers of Superman, not his mind. I wouldn't topple the world's governments either if your premise is true.
16721
« on: July 19, 2015, 07:04:42 PM »
Fuck yeah. I'm Superman.
I'll get ready to topple every government and issue a New World Order under my command. Say goodbye to eating meat, folks.
16722
« on: July 19, 2015, 03:15:42 PM »
Anyone have extremely conclusive and compelling arguments I can regurgitate to the local feminists on-hand?
It's pretty much impossible to convince someone that feels like a victim that they aren't one.
That's what I assumed. For example, yesterday I said "there's conclusive evidence against the supposed wage gap" and she said "there's evidence that says vaccinations cause autism." I just stopped there.
16723
« on: July 19, 2015, 03:10:49 PM »
Anyone have extremely conclusive and compelling arguments I can regurgitate to the local feminists on-hand?
16724
« on: July 19, 2015, 01:47:54 AM »
I'm going camping later this month with some of my friends. The place we go has huge cliffs you can jump off of into the water. Some taller than 50ft.
I usually go alone so this should make for an interesting trip.
16725
« on: July 19, 2015, 01:37:13 AM »
16726
« on: July 19, 2015, 01:34:30 AM »
I'm not looking forward to any future books that aren't fiction, but I have just ordered a few older books I've yet to read.
I'm particularly excited for On The Basis of Morality by Arthur Schopenhauer, and Every Cradle is a Grave: Rethinking the Ethics of Birth and Suicide by Sarah Perry.
16727
« on: July 18, 2015, 11:19:00 PM »
It was funny but that's it. Plot was dreadful and characters weren't interesting. Aside from Lang, obviously. Paul Rudd is hilarious.
It's still a good time but it's not in my top 5 from Marvel.
TWS
Iron Man
Avengers 1
GotG
Avengers 2
16728
« on: July 18, 2015, 08:25:04 PM »
No one cares about Clark Kent taking on the Batman.
16729
« on: July 18, 2015, 03:57:54 PM »
I look like Solid Snake...
16730
« on: July 18, 2015, 01:45:25 AM »
I didn't have anything clever to say, though.
16731
« on: July 18, 2015, 01:40:42 AM »
"It is difficult to find happiness within oneself. But it is impossible to find anywhere else."
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
~ Andy Warhol
Off the top of my head.
16732
« on: July 17, 2015, 04:49:05 PM »
Spoiler Last one, I promise.
16733
« on: July 17, 2015, 04:48:43 PM »
Remember when Obi-Wan told you that I killed your father?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I AM YOUR FATHER!
16734
« on: July 17, 2015, 04:38:16 PM »
We all missed your shitty pre-order and ACIV threads.
16735
« on: July 17, 2015, 04:28:52 PM »
Yeah, I follow Angry Joe on Twitter, too.
Me too lol
I saw him retweet this pic last night
Both of you off yourselves for associating yourself with Angry Joe
A regular faux-maverick, here.
16736
« on: July 17, 2015, 03:53:40 PM »
Whatever. They can keep fucking off, just deliver MGSV to my house and I'm good to go.
16737
« on: July 17, 2015, 03:52:38 PM »
When playing solo, always play Free-for-all.
And if you're game doesn't have free-for-all, don't play it.
how will I get carried by my team in free for all
Form a union with all the other bottom-feeders in the lobby.
"Anyone want to boost for nukes?"
join my nuke boosting lobby im gunna need 1600 ms points
I never understood why people did that shit. Like, if you don't earn a nuke, what's the point?
16738
« on: July 17, 2015, 03:48:44 PM »
It's MGS3-styled Elegia trailer for E3 this year. It's pretty cool, I must say.
16739
« on: July 17, 2015, 03:39:30 PM »
When playing solo, always play Free-for-all.
And if you're game doesn't have free-for-all, don't play it.
how will I get carried by my team in free for all
Form a union with all the other bottom-feeders in the lobby.
16740
« on: July 17, 2015, 03:33:44 PM »
When playing solo, always play Free-for-all.
And if you're game doesn't have free-for-all, don't play it.
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