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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:54:08 AM »
France isn't even a remotely good country.

Ah, but the women.

Plus, Quebec French > France French

Quebec French dont have gross eyes.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:51:17 AM »
CONCRETE RUBBLE CAN'T CRUSH MJOLNIR ARMOR

Is this supposed to be reminscent of the "jet fuel ca't melt steel beams" meme?
no its supposed to be reminiscent of NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

Well

I thought there might be some other meaning considering i didnt find it that funny

Sorry

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:49:55 AM »
Kojima and France shilling to the max.

Tuer vous-même.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:46:33 AM »
CONCRETE RUBBLE CAN'T CRUSH MJOLNIR ARMOR

Is this supposed to be reminscent of the "jet fuel ca't melt steel beams" meme?

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:43:13 AM »
What gets me is that you're doing it for games like Battlefront and Halo 5. Both of which are not monumental in any sense of the word and could possibly and probably end up sucking the big one.

Like, I wouldn't even break up with my gf if Kojima's MGS6 came out... I'd just be like "Yeah, I'm gunna be playing this game for at least a few days straight, so I won't be checking in as much. Still love you, though.

(Or whatever the french equivalent of that is)

And MGS6 would be a much bigger release than either of those games.
Kojima shilling to the max.

What did you expect from yours truly?

No, but really, Kojima coming back to direct MGS6 would be a pretty big deal. No one can deny that.

And ive also toned down my shilling a lot so I should be commended for that.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:40:38 AM »
What gets me is that you're doing it for games like Battlefront and Halo 5. Both of which are not monumental in any sense of the word and could possibly and probably end up sucking the big one.

Like, I wouldn't even break up with my gf if Kojima's MGS6 came out... I'd just be like "Yeah, I'm gunna be playing this game for at least a few days straight, so I won't be checking in as much. Still love you, though.

(Or whatever the french equivalent of that is)

And MGS6 would be a much bigger release than either of those games.

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The Flood / Re: Would you allow Ass to Mouth?
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:37:30 AM »
Probably not. Can't imagine that being worthwhile for anyone in that scenario.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever want to have kids?
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:35:34 AM »
Except for the fact that I've asked my cousin while they were pregnant and while they weren't if they enjoyed being pregnant and most of the time they said yes.

I wonder why.

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Gaming / Re: Canada's New PM opposes Misogyny in Gaming
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:33:54 AM »
Will remake thread once I'm more knowledgable on the subject.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever want to have kids?
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:32:49 AM »
I want to experience pregnancy
you think you do

but you don't
I dunno man, some people do like being pregnant.

Until they're actually pregnant.

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Gaming / Re: Canada's New PM opposes Misogyny in Gaming
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:10:49 AM »
'Misogny' is such a loose fucking term anyway. It's not like there are devs out there fervently trying to create a game for the sole purpose of misogyny. If degradation of women is actually in the game then it's more than likely for commentary purposes. Either that or it's Ride To Hell.

It originally said "Opposes Gamergate" instead of misogyny, if that helps

Gamergate was apparently outdated tho so whatever

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever want to have kids?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:40:39 AM »
I've wanted kids since... I was one.

I won't have any of my own, for obvious reasons, but as Verbatim put so cleverly, "I'm ajar to adoption."
Why don't you marry verbatim and adopt two kids a dog a cat and live in a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence?

because verbatim isn't a beautiful french woman

and i don't want to adopt

and i don't like cats

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:34:53 AM »
french girls have the best accents

je suis le englais je joue
yes ms french women, yes please

Agreed. Literally best language ever.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:31:55 AM »
You may as well give up on that dream.

Why? I'm only a couple hours away from a French province.

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The Flood / Re: So Daniel Craig doesn't want to do any more Bond movies
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:25:01 AM »
Idris Elba for next James Bond.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:16:20 AM »
Fucking Cheese eating faggots.

I'll have none of that shit in my house.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:53:18 AM »
Tfw youve been listening to french music for 4 hours and you have to be up early tomorrow

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I'd put real life interaction to be more honest.

It's because I intimidate people (I won't divuldge why I intimidate people, because it isn't exactly factual and sort of makes me look conceited), so people don't feel like they can be honest with me.

On the internet, no one is intimidated by me, and it feels like a safe-haven for the intellectually honest.

Of course if people were honest with me IRL than I'd prefer it.

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bitch does it look like I give a fuck

Yeh.

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Anyway, on topic

I like the internet because people are more honest with me

Its a necessary sacrifice imo to get rid of the actual interaction

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John Cena theme

Tho i like it more now tbh

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GOD DAMMIT

WHO CALLED ME GAY
your boyfriend probably

You're not a part of the joke tho

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:38:04 AM »
Id agree with you if German women didn't look like their language sounds.

Chloe Vevrier is hot though.

1. Meh
2. Pretty sure Vevrier is a french name fam

She is apparently German though.

Well shes gotta be french somewhere down the line

Theres no way shes full german with a name like that

She doesnt look french tho ill give you that

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GOD DAMMIT

WHO CALLED ME GAY

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:35:03 AM »
Id agree with you if German women didn't look like their language sounds.

Chloe Vevrier is hot though.

1. Meh
2. Pretty sure Vevrier is a french name fam

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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for MY opinion of you
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:33:39 AM »
You made one of these not too long ago

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Hopefully tblocks and napalm get that reference

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6. Years.

Wasted!

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The Flood / Re: Tfw you will never have a beautiful french wife
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:31:43 AM »
Id agree with you if German women didn't look like their language sounds.

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