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Gaming / Re: GameCube Thread
« on: December 14, 2015, 02:25:46 AM »
No interest in Metroid for the time being.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 14, 2015, 02:25:08 AM »
I'd be okay with Wolf, but I'd prefer something cooler.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 14, 2015, 12:31:01 AM »
Pussy.

She would have just asked me to delete it, and I'd look fucking retarded. Literally can't win.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 14, 2015, 12:22:36 AM »
That's something I used to do until I realized I might talk to this one person too much, become attached, or be annoyed when things don't work out. I have to start all over with a new person.

If my "tactics" don't work, then she isn't the right person for me. Not that they won't work -- they will.

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With more than one person at least you've got options

Apparently I always have options. Whatever that means.

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you won't feel like shit if a door closes

Sure I will. I've been romantically attracted to 2, maybe 3 girls in my life. It doesn't happen very frequently, so obviously, when a door closes, I'm going to feel like shit regardless.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 13, 2015, 11:34:52 PM »
Well, you just backed yourself into a corner then. Dating family friends never ends well, in my experience. You can't "hit it and quit it" either because she is a family friend. Plus you'd have to leave your girl, so, GG OP.

I only made the thread because, well, it's pretty rare that I find girls attractive, so when it happens, I like to let people know.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 13, 2015, 11:34:14 PM »
If you aren't dating this other person, then there is nothing wrong with talking to both.

I don't see it that way. I wouldn't want Eva to talk to another Snake.

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And that keeps you from investing too much into one person.

I've invested everything into one person. That's how I work.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 13, 2015, 11:04:12 PM »
Well, did you talk to her much?

We talked for, like, a minute.

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Is she straight?

Definitely.

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Did you get #?

No, but I could easily. Apparently she's a family friend, but I've never met her before in my life.

Additionally, I'm kind of involved with someone else at the moment.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 13, 2015, 10:58:01 PM »
Snake would be so cool but I seriously doubt it, considering Konami's bullshit the last couple of months.

Wolf and a newcomer are my (amateur) guesses.

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Gaming / Re: GameCube Thread
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:15:34 PM »
GameCube just arrived, but I'm not at home. I think I'm going to balance Ocarina of Time on weekend, and Wind Waker during the week. I really don't feel comfortable bringing my fragile N64 to my other house, as there are kids running around there and I don't trust them with that piece of hardware.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 13, 2015, 12:08:53 PM »
You guys are tearing this family apart.

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Gaming / Re: Star Wars 1313 might not be dead
« on: December 13, 2015, 11:38:05 AM »
Uncharted's problem is that its story is boring. It never feels like you're accomplishing anything.

And the gameplay is pretty uninspired, but that's Naughty Dog's fault. Both of those issues could be fixed by another developer.


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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:28:32 PM »
I hope is Bayonnetta and literally zero-suit Samus. Like no suit at all.

Kill yourself, please and thank you.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:27:30 PM »
We could get 5 characters between now and the end of next year, since they might give us a timeline at this presentation for the rest of the DLC schedule.

So it's possible that there are 5 more characters coming to SSB4?

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:22:05 PM »
I don't want Wolf or Geno at all.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:21:33 PM »
It's two characters, right?

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:18:32 PM »
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The competitive scene for Shrek SuperSlam began to pick up in the first half of 2015, small tournaments and streams began happening with the community trying for the game to be promoted and picked up, as well beginning to develop a meta, tier list and legal stage list. In June of 2015, a comment thread on subreddit for Super Smash Bros. began to bring lots of new members into the Super Slam community. Though still taken as a joke, the community strives for the game to become a real force in modern competitive gaming, the competitive scene has taken the Nintendo GameCube version as the standard for tournament play, playing with 3 stocks in a 4 minute timed match.

Lol

Shrek SuperSlam is actually really fucking good.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:17:06 PM »
I think we can all appreciate Nintendo's decision:


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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:14:47 PM »
I'm pretty sure they were poking fun at people who legitimately want Goku as a character in smash.

I think I voted for him, actually. I would've liked to see him in the roster at some point, but there are other characters I'd rather see in the game (wishfully thinking, Big Boss/Solid Snake, Ratchet, Crash Bandicoot).

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:12:18 PM »
They haven't had any costume DLC and they really should tbh

For real.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:09:41 PM »
I thought it was obvious that I was joking <.<

I thought earlier people were being serious about Goku being a candidate, that's why I said it. >.>

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:08:01 PM »
I don't see Goku happening.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:07:44 PM »
I'd like to see a Link costume with his Legend of Zelda 2016 get-up.

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Gaming / Re: Final Smash Direct: December 15th @ 2:00 PM (PT)
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:07:11 PM »
Is Shrek even a legitimate option? It can't be that realistic to think he'll be in the game.

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The Flood / Re: This is why Comic book fans are the worst
« on: December 12, 2015, 10:06:03 PM »
Can distractions or loss of concentration weaken the hold though, like say Spidey webs their face or web yanks something into them?

In A New Hope, Luke was able to use the force as concentration when his vision was impaired. I'm inclined to believe Obi-Wan is capable of something like that, if not, more so.

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Can the force insta-crush his windpipe?

Yes.

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The Flood / Re: This is why Comic book fans are the worst
« on: December 12, 2015, 09:58:40 PM »
Im not familar with SW's lore, so why do you say that?

As a non-force user, there's simply no way to combat it. He could just choke you or something.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 12, 2015, 09:18:52 PM »
She's.... German...?

Uhh, yeah. With that last name, how did you not see it coming?

She's also Aryan, but I don't really care for that.

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Gaming / Re: Why didn't people like Arkham Knight?
« on: December 12, 2015, 09:17:48 PM »
Fanfiction-tier story. Red Hood was so expected that no one expected it. Additionally, Rocksteady lied and said that Joker was dead and that Arkham Knight was an original character. But of course, you can't have anything Batman without shoving some "I'M JOKER, WE'RE THE SAME YOU AND I, BATMAN. TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THIS CITY, SPIDER-MAN!" bullshit.

The voice acting was shoddy ("I am vengeance, I am the night. I am BATMAN!" was terrible), and so was the dialogue.

The game hardly innovates on Arkham City. No where near the level of City from Asylum.

Batmobile takes up 40% of the gameplay (not just main story), boss fights are recycled 3 times. Boss fights in general are nowhere to be seen.

The plot is so ridiculously contrived that it makes me want to throw up. Arkham Knight, Jason Todd, THE PREVIOUS ROBIN, claims to know Batman so well that he can tell what he's going to do before he does it. Yet, he spends -- literally - billions of dollars on UNMANNED drones, just so that Batman can utilise his fully-lethal Batmobile (don't even get me started on how ridiculous that is -- Batman has a phobia of guns, so I find it a little hard to believe he's willing to use 50mm Vulcan cannons). It makes no fucking sense. And maybe, y'know, I could forgive it, if the actual Batmobile gameplay was anything decent. But it isn't. It's bullshit that requires very little skills, especially with the upgrades later on. It's overused, generic, contrived bullshit.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 12, 2015, 09:08:07 PM »
How about her ass, though? Did she have a good ass?

She was wearing slacks around her house, so I couldn't tell. It's a possibility, though.

But I'll have you know, the girl I'm currently into is German and she has a rocking body.

I know you like you some German girls so I thought you'd be interested in knowing that.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 12, 2015, 09:06:20 PM »
But, you just made a thread talking about a random stranger...

Yeah, because she was stunningly beautiful and felt the need to share it.

Snapping a picture of someone while in the middle of a conversation is kinda unheard of.

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The Flood / Re: Just met the prettiest punk rock chick ever.
« on: December 12, 2015, 08:38:29 PM »
Thanks.

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