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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Wii-U
« on: January 03, 2016, 09:29:14 PM »
Bump to inform any other Smash players that we have a Skype group that is far more active that anyone is allowed to join.

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BRING BACK SPRITES, BAN 3D

MAKE POKEMON GREAT AGAIN

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Gaming / Re: You know what game series has super underrated music?
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:32:53 PM »
I'd like to play many of these series I've missed out on. As it stands, I haven't played a "true"

-Star Fox game
-Metroid game
-Kirby game
-Donkey Kong game
-Kid Icarus game
-F-Zero game

It'd be nice to see a few new sequels to these franchises.

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The Flood / Re: How do you treat technology?
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:29:41 PM »
My car has a shit ton of cluster issues so you need to bang it up a bit when the odometer starts going haywire. Other than that, I treat my technology with the utmost care. I still have a mint-condition Playstation 1 and Nintendo 64 thanks to this policy.

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Gaming / Re: You know what game series has super underrated music?
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:22:10 PM »
I wouldn't say the F-Zero music is underrated.

I had never even heard of the series before, so I assumed it was.

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The Flood / Re: A Challenger approaches...
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:14:44 PM »
Oh well.

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The Flood / Re: WOMBO COMBO
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:11:57 PM »
No, the best was still "I was a chargin mahogany ohone".

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The Flood / Re: A Challenger approaches...
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:08:53 PM »
i meant for future reference

I'm probably still going to, tbh. I don't really think explaining jokes makes them any less funny. Not everyone plays Smash, there are bound to be people who don't get it.

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The Flood / Re: A Challenger approaches...
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:06:50 PM »
don't explain the joke

A little late now.

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Serious / Re: Promiscuity and desensitization to sex
« on: January 03, 2016, 02:46:49 AM »
I truly believe women's role, first and foremost, is to be homemakers and mothers. I don't really care if women want to pursue careers, it's their choice and a lot of them are really good at it. A lot of feminists add a nice little disclaimer to what htey say "Well if women want ot be housewives that's fine". can you imagine the backlash if a disney movie portrayed a housewife as a strong, admirable role model and then flashed a message at the end saying "if women want careers, that's fine though". It would be nuclear.

I guess I just have conservative vies about gender roles, but fundamentally the breakdown of the family is one of the most worrying social trends in our society. I can't remember the year, but about 20pc of british kids said the thing they want most for christmas is a father.

Men need to stop being deadbeats and women need to stop fucking deadbeats.

This is very interesting to me. Do you think you could elaborate a bit on it?

Specifically, why you think that women should be "first and foremost" homemakers and mothers?

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D/P/Pl comes pretty close, IMO.

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The Flood / Re: A Challenger approaches...
« on: January 03, 2016, 01:56:12 AM »
no

After a match of Melee, there will be a "results" screen, similar to the one in the OP, showing how many KO's you got (Knock-outs, how many times you killed the other player(s)), and Falls (how many times the other players KO'd you), and if applicable, SDs (Self-destructs; suicides).

The joke here is that Deci got his ass handed to him by Challenger, both on and off the forum. Challenger has 43 KOs, to symbolise how many times he's "beaten" Deci. A couple of months ago, Deci challenged Chally to a 1v1 in Halo 3, where he got handily destroyed. Additionally, Chally always seems to be harassing Deci in an attempt to get a rise out of him.

There are also 99+ SDs under Deci's name because, well, explosion imminent and such. It's meant to demonstrate how there is literally no end to Deci's outbursts.

Here's the image I based this off of, to help you understand a bit better.



You'll also notice how there's a "6 years" tagline underneath P1 in the OP. Well, that's a little esoteric so I won't explain that reference.

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The Flood / Re: A Challenger approaches...
« on: January 03, 2016, 01:42:00 AM »
I don't get it

You ever play Super Smash Bros. Melee?

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The Flood / Re: A Challenger approaches...
« on: January 03, 2016, 01:19:32 AM »
Is Deci's neutral B a rocket that doesn't hit anything?

actually it's the armenian genocide

so yeah, it doesn't do anything

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The Flood / A Challenger approaches...
« on: January 03, 2016, 01:07:53 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Got an old IBM Model M keyboard
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:48:31 PM »
I'd be so scared to do something like that. Feel like I'd screw it up.
how do you screw up wiping down a keyboard?

He just said he took off all the keys, soaked them in soap and used alcohol to rub down the caps...

I feel like I'd fuck up and not be able to put the keys back in or something. It's like everytime I try to fix my controller, I take it apart and I can never put it back together.

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Gaming / Re: Just bought Elite Dangerous (XB1)
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:33:51 PM »
tfw I just sold my Xbone

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The Flood / Re: Got an old IBM Model M keyboard
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:31:39 PM »
I'd be so scared to do something like that. Feel like I'd screw it up.

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Gaming / Re: You know what game series has super underrated music?
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:23:52 PM »
Your Ninten-boner isn't stopping for anything god damn

Well I've spent years suppressing my instincts, so when I finally said "Fuck it", and started playing some of their games, well... this is the result.

Though truthfully, I've only been playing Mario Kart, Smash, and Legend of Zelda so far. I still need to play Star Fox, Metroid, and F-Zero, naturally.

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Serious / Re: Obama to take unilateral action on US gun violence
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:22:26 PM »
Huh, alright. Makes sense.

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Serious / Re: Obama to take unilateral action on US gun violence
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:14:28 PM »
Nope, metaphor is just simpler to use.

I've heard the "Making a mountain out of a molehill" phrase before, and yours was just a modified version so I wasn't sure if you made it up or not.

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Serious / Re: Obama to take unilateral action on US gun violence
« on: January 02, 2016, 09:14:21 PM »
Making a garden spider out to be a recluse.

Is this even a saying? lol

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Gaming / You know what game series has super underrated music?
« on: January 02, 2016, 09:01:50 PM »
F-fucking-Zero.

Mute City

Big Blue

Thank you Smash for introducing me to Captain Falcon and his great series' music.

Post other older stuff like this for me to enjoy.

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The Flood / Re: Your favorite songs from your favorite artist(no s)
« on: January 02, 2016, 08:13:53 PM »
Ultravox's

Lament
New Europeans
The Voice
Vienna
Sleepwalk

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The Flood / Re: Winds of Winter still not finished, still a while off
« on: January 02, 2016, 08:11:33 PM »
Verb, I haven't read all the books in a while but I can vouch for the quantity of such scenes. The number is not as large as you seem to think it is.

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Gaming / Re: sex in games = bad?
« on: January 02, 2016, 07:55:25 PM »
On-topic, it's completely unnecessary in every situation I can think of.

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Gaming / Re: sex in games = bad?
« on: January 02, 2016, 07:54:57 PM »
well, as we all know, video games promote violent behaviors on a whole. Through the guise of "artistic freedom" vile immoral video game making men are able to regulate the thought patterns of young impressionable customers.

don't believe me? take a look at this graph



the Y-axis of said graph serves to measure potential energy of the consumer in boycotting these programmable sex acts. while the X axis quantifies the internuclear distance of gross profit divided by time, as custom.

as you can see, the repulsion modules represent a portion of the population initially disgusted in the concept of coitus within interactive entertainment. As the market is memetically saturated with sexual notions a portion of the repulsion module sheds it's disdain of the idea in question, thus decreasing the potential energy of those with Some overlap/attraction.

In acquiring a target audience however, the profit niche decreases in surface area, leading to a sharp and oftentimes brief internuclear distance in monetary sum.

In order to maximize net profit, the original repulsion module must lower it's base level of dissenting potential energy to a point below the consumer action line. As the process of market opinion desalination takes place, the niche slope expands along the internuclear Y axis while also marginally increasing base potential energy levels against sexuality in video games as a result of an influx in recently opposed population levels.

Through precise mathematical calculations market analysts are able to keep the general population below the consumer action degree of 0, achieving profit equilibrium and creating a state ofno overlap/no attraction
 
within the consumer in regards to their desire to resist the sexual gaming trends.






Note: the Some overlap/attraction module is oftentimes represented by the variable virgins within similar graphs.

Holy shit what the hell am I looking at LOL

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The Flood / Re: your favorite songs by your favorite artist(s)
« on: January 02, 2016, 07:44:52 PM »
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have
Ultravox - Lament
David Bowie - Diamond Dogs
Edith Piaf - Sous de La Ciel de Paris
King Crimson - Starless
Deep Purple - Child in Time
Rainbow - Temple of the King
Queens of the Stone Age - You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire
Starsailor - Alcoholic
Woodkid - I Love You (Quintet Version)

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Wii-U
« on: January 02, 2016, 06:59:39 PM »
Downloading Project M as I type this. Can't wait to try it out.
jew

Considering how bad Brawl was, can you not make an exception with your anti-mod thing for PM?

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