You should wank off to porn stars who look like people you know.

I do this, actually.

Hopefully off a cliff.

To be fair, there is a chance they're fantasizing about you too.

Yeah, but what are the chances of that happening? There are far more ugly people than good looking people.

...or fantasise about people you know in real life?

On the one hand, you're jerking off to the actual act of two people having sex. On the other hand, you're jerking off to someone you regularly meet/see/talk to without them even knowing.

They're playing on Hyrule Castle, though.

Quote from: Eli on January 22, 2016, 11:49:26 AM

Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on January 22, 2016, 10:54:32 AM

Lazy piece of shit.

That was a funny summary. Even if I had done my work, I would've handed his in because it was funny.

Technically, you still can. Just print my summary out onto a blank page and put it up somewhere in secret. Maybe on the teacher's desk or up on the board in secret.

My class just wrapped up. I literally just wrote my exam less than an hour ago.

Too late, broheim.

Lazy piece of shit.

That was a funny summary. Even if I had done my work, I would've handed his in because it was funny.

>Name is Eli
>Wants to know about Lord of the Flies

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Well that's why I read the book, because of its MGSV tie-in.

Though "Eli" was what I wanted to name my son.

No I mean it was deleted from the site.

Oh. Wonder why.

Jim have you ever used hornbunny

What grade do most people read this?

I never had to read it, I just decided to because of its MGSV tie-in. I'm in grade 12 (senior IIRC in the U.S.).

President has such a minor role in economics though - Congress controls the budget, appropriations, etc.

Surely the president has some power over the budget. Enough to make some drastic changes if need be. She is the head of the nation, after all.

But I don't know. I'm no expert. I could see a legal degree helping more than a business/economics degree depending on the extent of the President's power as far as the budget goes.

Helps when dealing with the Constitution and the boundaries of the office, international law, etc.

But only marginally so, I reckon.

Or at least, the merits of a business degree (or in Trump's case, experience) are equal to and arguably greater than a law degree, especially when the country is as much debt as it is.

Can I just say that I didn't expect this kind of respect from you in a response, and I appreciate it? K.

You are stating absolutes about life when you've lived a very short time and during this short time you have thought many things and learned at some point they were not true. What makes you think that you cannot change your outlook on life? Even the most depressed man can break himself from the mental prison he is subjected to in time, even quicker with the acceptance of help from others. Surely you do not think that your current understanding of life and the universe is all there is and will ever be? Few people go their whole lives without changing their minds, and I can tell you aren't ignorant enough to fall into that category, so long as you are willing to try. Keep in mind that no change occurs without an effort made to start and continue it.

Sure, I've learned things that have changed my mind. But there's something that hasn't changed for me, throughout my entire life:

I don't like anything.

Which is hyperbole, obviously. I like some stuff.

But the one thing that hasn't changed is just something that I was apparently born with. And that's this sort of inherent dislike for... pretty much everything. I can't even explain it. It just sucks to see everyone else just gregariously float through life and I'm just sitting here, like, "Why?"

Also, you asked for people on here to do your homework for you when you already could've done it yourself. Really, you just asked the equivalent of "can you help me answer 2+2?"

Well, within the first half of the first page I stated that I handed in my assignment once I realised I wasn't getting anywhere quick, so the rest of this time is just me responding to those who have responded to me.

If you stick around and follow through with the above, I guarantee you you'll think different some day.

I've heard some many people say stuff like this in the past

"You'll wanna drink when you're older"
"You'll wanna smoke when you're older"
"You'll wanna party when you're older"

And I have no reason to believe them. I learned very early on that the only person whose advice I can trust is those that see the world the same way I do. And that is very, very few people. I have no reason to believe that I'll "think differently some day". Just because some random people on the internet, all of which I'm clearly very different from, said so.

This though, bruh, what are you doing? "The devil made me do it" doesn't hold up that well.

Well, it's true. I didn't just wake up one day and say "You know, I'm going to chose to not like things!"

Pretty young when a 15 year old acts more mature than you. Fucking tard.

I don't see how my actions are immature, but okay.