i like pot because the high is short and no hangover

drinking makes me barf if i have too much and it makes me pee a lot and sometimes i have hangovers. also booze is actually addictive. no withdrawals from pot nawsayin

Alaska, too

Quote from: Azumarill on November 05, 2014, 03:22:36 PM

making fun of other peoples' hobbies is cool and doesn't make you look like an ass

The problem is the stupid obsessive people that think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

that isn't a problem; they're entitled to their opinions

edge people really need to get over themselves. it's fine to not to drugs or drink or whatever, but when you start acting like you're better than someone else because you choose not to engage in certain activities, it doesn't reflect well on your character

making fun of other peoples' hobbies is cool and doesn't make you look like an ass

Quote from: Azumarill on November 05, 2014, 12:37:23 PM

There's a referral link on my profile. Not sure if it's the link for me referring people or if someone thinks they referred me

>tfw just realized you're Liramuza

Hi. Who are you ?

He's still playing reach, of course he's a shit head

Here is the story of the first time I tried weed, last night.

>friend smokes every day, addicted
>wants me to try
>I love her, can't say no
>11PM, dinner hours ago, 2 beers in me
>try a bong hit
>instantly start coughing un-controllably
>feel like my throat has been burned
>eventually gain control of myself
>ok, not doing that again
>half hour later, effects start to sink in
>we're outside, start shivering
>its not even cold
>all senses in overload, everything louder, everything brighter, emotions and feelings more intense, fucking dizzy and nauseous
>brain and consciousness still functioning, body just won't work like I tell it too, like I'm trapped inside a retard
>every time I talk, feel like vomitting
>eventually vomit in the garden
>walking around with eyes closed, everything too bright, everything too loud
>go inside to change clothes, wash mouth out
>nauseous
>keep vomitting, eventually dry wretching over the toilet when I'm not collapsed on the bathroom floor hyperventilating
>vomitting subsides
>having cycles of hyperventilation, un-controllable shivering spasms, then absolute still-ness until someone makes a noise outside and kicks off the cycle again
>just want it to end, this sucks
>eventually pass out
>come to about 2 hours later, feeling completely normal
>today, feeling better, remember every minute of last night, hated every minute
>never smoking weed again

The nausea and vomitting reminded me of the first time I got properly plastered, remembered and hated every minute of that as well. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think drugs are necessary. I'm now of the opinion that if you need alcohol, drugs to have fun, your life must be absolutely crap. There's more to life than that.

Call me a lightweight, fag, whatever. Not putting myself through that again, not worth it.

Was probably just a reaaaaalllyyy big bong hit. I've had a lot of bad experiences with coughing sessions after hitting good bud out of a hard hitting piece. I'd recommend a milder form of consumption, but it's hard to tell how hard a piece will hit before actually hitting it. Part of it is your mindset going in- effects do vary by strain (indicas provide body highs, Sativas fuck with your brain,) but generally marijuana tends to amplify whatever you're feeling at the time. So, go into it with a relaxed, open mind, take conservative drags from the piece, and immerse yourself in the high.

Also, I don't think your friend is actually addicted. Pot is psychologically addictive, like anything else in this world, but it's not physically addictive at all, so using the word "addicted" to refer to someone who enjoys pot just kind of trivializes the true meaning of addiction.

A joke is only funny if someone laughs. So, if someone laughs at the rape joke, yes it is funny. If no one laughs, it's a bad joke.

Oh, so many favorites. Today I'm going to choose Hot Rod.

Quote from: Azumarill on November 03, 2014, 11:45:59 PM

I was tortured by recurring night terrors as a child. They've stopped, but I still have really bad nightmares any time any part of my body (besides my head) remains uncovered while I slumber.

I don't know why I can control my nightmares. It kinda freaks me out.

That sounds fun .-.

I had a similar problem with recurring dreams, and I also dealt with them by learning to control them <.<
I suppose the dream control would fall under lucid dreaming, can you control normal dreams too?

I wouldn't go so far as to say my control over my nightmares qualities as lucid dreaming- I don't retain power within the nightmare, I just know how to avoid it in the first place.

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you'd never heard of them
How cool is that?!
So I went to your room,
And read your diary

SpartanKen

Good lad, good lad.

He's a nice kid. A bit dumb, but nice.

My favorite Floodian has to be Naked Noob... Or Maybe You Will

actually fuck that. I'm gonna go ahead and go full dickrider mode for CoffeeBlackMetal/Commander Apache/NoirQuaMachina and Zon the Great. those guys are awesome. I wish I knew what happened to Zon.

Quote from: Azumarill on November 03, 2014, 09:48:14 PM

it was a class based shooter with almost no arena elements. h4 is a far cry from h2 and anyone with half a brain could tell you that halo evolved more between h3 and reach than CoD has since MW1.

If you showed Halo CE-4 to someone who plays games they would just say the graphics changed and that's it. The game feels similar in terms of mechanics and people notice that. It is similar to the average player which is why people who like CoD didn't jump on the Halo 4 love train because it isn't the game they enjoy.

if all they notice is changed graphics through CE-4, they're not terribly astute. reach/h4 only feel "similar" as far as the core mechanics are concerned; when they made the transition from arena to class-based, everything changed.

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But it isn't a bad game. You need to stop circle jerking at a game you personally don't like.

Did this game really change?

Halo is the same shit over and over again and look at people jerking off to the MCC here. Everyone is a hypocrite.

No, Halo 4 was radically different, and we hated it too.

Not really. It was Halo with Sprint and a couple killstreaks. Show people any Halo game and people would say they look similar/the same.

it was a class based shooter with almost no arena elements. h4 is a far cry from h2 and anyone with half a brain could tell you that halo evolved more between h3 and reach than CoD has since MW1.

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Quote from: Nuka on November 03, 2014, 08:42:52 PM

Alright, go ahead and show me your scientific source for that.

Do an experiment for me. Turn on a car and stuff your mouth on the exhaust pipe for a few minutes.

Why the fuck would anyone do that?
I mean, other than jacked up potheads who feel like "experimenting".

"jacked up potheads"

the hell?

You heard me.

i think you have a really warped view of "potheads" if you think we do that kind of shit..  actual junkies and suicidal people are into that.