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Messages - Azumarill

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The Flood / Re: How do french gals work?
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:55:40 PM »
"Est-ce que tu aimes mon pénis?"

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Serious / Re: AMA about my opinions/beliefs/life
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:52:09 PM »
Why did JoePa let all that rape happen

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feeling under the weather today?
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:51:29 PM »
I always feel poorly. But my allergies are starting to act up

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The Flood / Re: How do french gals work?
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:50:43 PM »
They like baguettes, cheese, and Europop.

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The Flood / Re: What do you value more?
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:50:03 PM »
Hard to say. I'm a very private individual, so I tend to keep to myself and I avoid interacting with people who aren't friends (like strangers or extended family.) So, on the whole, I work towards my own contentment. However, I do care deeply about the people I do consider friends, and I would put their interest before mine in most scenarios.

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Serious / AMA about my opinions/beliefs
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:44:46 PM »
Why do you think women refuse to date me

Also, out of respect for the "serious" forum title: what/who is/are your favorite "classic" novel/author and why

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Serious / Re: Ancient Nuclear Explosions ended life on Mars
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:43:59 PM »
Clearly hastur had enough of mars' shit and smacked em down

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Serious / Re: Angry Mexicansprotest over 43 missing students
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:23:08 PM »
im wondering why the US hasnt stepped in. im woefully ignorant when it comes to mexico-US relations, but this is how i see things. it seems to me that having the cartels in power isnt beneficial for the US; they're just empowering our black market economy and flooding the nation with dangerous drugs. if we stop our domestic war on terror, we put a huge dent in the cartels right away. a full-scale "invasion" doesnt seem to be right.. maybe a UN coalition force comes in to help local militias/willing mexican military to fight off the cartels?

its just odd to me. mexico is one of our greatest economic allies (heyyyy big oil, heyyyy,) and they're our direct neighbor to the south. why are we pushing the refugees back? why are we continuing to empower the cartels?

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Serious / Re: Are our most intelligent users liberal or conservative?
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:07:09 PM »
I think the most intelligent people are somewhere in the middle.

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The Flood / Re: Low effort trolling isn't funny
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:01:53 PM »
It's all I see on bnet anymore. None of the "trolls" are clever, they just offend the lowest common denominator

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The Flood / Low effort trolling isn't funny
« on: November 21, 2014, 03:57:23 PM »
It's just sad
Why is low effort trolling so popular

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And yet Nintendo, despite all these "retarded" moves, are still pushing enough sales to be competitive, and pushing 1080p/60FPS on all their big games on the console. They KILLED it with the Wii, out selling every other console on the market by a good 30 million or so. They've also got the mobile gaming market eating out of their hand. They're doing what they love to do rather than be competitive because they know that third party games aren't the reason you get a nintendo console, and that they have the money to keep doing what they do for a long time.
this so much

nintendo is pretty much the clear winner of the console wars the last decade, and theyre dominating the non-smartphone handheld market.

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Gaming / Re: 3Fail3 Idiocracy is Brokering canoes
« on: November 21, 2014, 03:16:51 PM »
If im even reading this right:

343 didn't make Reach. And their first product was Halo 4. Not the MCC



What did you smoke bruh?
343 had development control of reach after 2012 (maybe for some degree of time in 2011) and they "developed" CE:A, so their first product is technically CE:A

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Gaming / Re: Halo 3 is the best game in the MCC
« on: November 21, 2014, 11:58:53 AM »
> reach is the best halo

LOL

oh god my sides

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The Flood / Re: I am laying down in my bed naked watching Always Sunny
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:41:46 AM »
laying in my bed in my boxers and a t shirt watching balls of fury

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Serious / Re: Utah Introduces Legislation to Bring Back Firing Squads
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:37:52 AM »
while we're at it, let's bring back lynching and angry mobs. and where did i put the guillotine? i knew i'd need it again some day.

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The Flood / Re: What if the Nazis won WW2?
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:35:26 AM »
Well, the Jews would no longer control the world, so better.
i laughed

but i also cried

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The Flood / Re: favorite fictional characrer?
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:32:21 AM »
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

today ill pick Rust Cohle

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Gaming / Re: You can play Sunset Ogredrive for free starting tomorrow
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:30:49 AM »
It'll take like exactly a day to even download it. Not gonna bother. I'll just go play Dead Rising 2 instead

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The Flood / Re: what have you been banned from
« on: November 21, 2014, 01:10:22 AM »
ive been temporarily banned from bnet tons of times. twice banned (two weeks each) from league of legends. not sure about anything else. im a good boy.

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The Flood / Re: what have you been banned from
« on: November 21, 2014, 12:58:58 AM »

The entire Taco Bell franchise and the Bioware forums
How the hell?.....
It's a long story lol
we've got all the time in the world

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The Flood / Re: what have you been banned from
« on: November 21, 2014, 12:52:37 AM »
The entire Taco Bell franchise and the Bioware forums
i like where this is going

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The Flood / what have you been banned from
« on: November 21, 2014, 12:30:25 AM »
which websites, games, stores, restaurants, etc have banned you from using/playing/going to them

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The Flood / Re: >TFW Cute anime girl avatar
« on: November 21, 2014, 12:22:00 AM »
Spoiler

Spoiler


i see your waifus, and raise you the major and revvy.

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The Flood / Re: You get to grab the ass of any user here
« on: November 21, 2014, 12:14:57 AM »
myself

i dont need any of ur dumb butts

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The Flood / Re: Comcrap just went to shit here
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:37:06 PM »
i think cox is throttling me

3 mb/sec download when i should be getting 15+, and it dips to less than 1 every hour

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Gaming / Re: You know what pisses me off?
« on: November 20, 2014, 07:18:17 PM »

> good gunplay
> flinch

pick one
You do realise if you play H2A then 4 there's really not much of a leap except the addition of sprint and new abilities? The gunplay was best in 2 and 4 does well to replicate it in many cases
class-based, killstreaks, terrible maps, flinch, terrible campaign, unbalanced weapon sandbox, horrible aesthetic design, JIP

yeah halo 4 is a pile of dog shit that happens to be an FPS with "halo" in its name. thats as far as the similarities go.

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Gaming / Re: Just got my XBone
« on: November 20, 2014, 07:09:03 PM »
yeah win8 is a terrible OS for xbox to use. hardly any indie games either. most of the launch titles are complete ass. minecraft/killer instinct/mcc are the only games on xbone really worth playing i think.

really wish mojang would give me a free key for xbone minecraft. i really dont want to buy it a third time.

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Gaming / Re: More proof that Destiny's DLC is disc locked
« on: November 20, 2014, 07:06:32 PM »
"hm... okay fellow Bungie developers, we need big, badass motherfuckers for our GUARDIANS to struggle against in LE EPIQ RAIDS"- head dev

"uhhh, how about we take the current enemies, and make them bigger?"- some idiot they all listened to

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The Flood / Re: Recommend me an anime and/or a manga.
« on: November 20, 2014, 07:03:17 PM »
whoah does anyone remember Ronin Warriors/Cyborg 009 and are either of them actually good?

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