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The Flood / Re: Have you ever...
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:05:59 AM »
ive sent the address of the local football stadium to several people on the internet asking them to show up there and fight me at a time i choose (usually high noon on a saturday)

none of them have ever showed up

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever...
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:57:09 AM »
i think about chop blocking people in public all the time

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:41:14 AM »
what's not rational about fapping? it's actually quite healthy
You are succumbing to your useless, selfish, carnal desires instead of actually doing something productive.

Anything can be healthy for you.
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I probably would keep eating yeah.
I call that insanity. And selfishness.
no im not just bullshitting broscience man fapping really does do wonders for your body

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/masturbate-every-day

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The Flood / Re: Are you still awake? Then post in this thread.
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:33:41 AM »
My sleeping schedule has been fucked up since June
its been over a year for me. im used to it now though. i can function completely fine at school on 3-4 hours of sleep now

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The Flood / Re: Are you still awake? Then post in this thread.
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:32:13 AM »
its 430 in the morning and im not stopping until uncle grandpa rises over the hills to wish me a merry morn

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:30:16 AM »
so you're just asexual

that doesnt mean we're insane for accepting and fulfilling our libidos, it just means it isnt the right choice for you, and thats completely fine
I'm not asexual. I just wish I was. Because it's... rational.
what's not rational about fapping? it's actually quite healthy

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:26:24 AM »
you poor, blue balled fucker
If you were never hungry again, would you continue eating? Ignoring eating for nutritional purposes.

I sure as fuck wouldn't.
so you're just asexual

that doesnt mean we're insane for accepting and fulfilling our libidos, it just means it isnt the right choice for you, and thats completely fine

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:22:58 AM »
I'm able to recognize that sexuality is just nature's way of essentially getting me to reproduce.

There is nothing intrinsically pleasurable about pornography.
There is no intrinsic value to masturbation.

Acting like there is is insanity.

You are insane.
you poor, blue balled fucker

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:16:51 AM »
Oh you're pretending to know things again.

Never mind.
So you actually WANT to, in your heart of hearts, to spend thirty minutes or so of your life pulling on your phallus to have a ten second at best orgasm?

Okay, crazy person.
yes, orgasms are fucking great and i love watching nympho sluts fucking each other

hard to believe, i know, but some people are in touch and at peace with their libido, verby

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:12:16 AM »
also im confident no one on the planet could give me a better handy than i can give myself

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:09:39 AM »
When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?
this is exactly how it goes with me

step 1, become horny. step 2, find porn. step 3, whack it. step 4, sit in a horrified state wondering how i got here and why im doing this to myself. rinse and repeat twice a day
Stop watching porn then.

Or just be you and no one else
oh no i love it. it reminds me that im still alive. also i absolutely could not blue ball myself i would actually explode and it would just be a horrible mess. ectoplasm everywhere, spooky ghosts, you know the whole schtick

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The Flood / Re: Just fapped ama
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:03:54 AM »
When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?
this is exactly how it goes with me

step 1, become horny. step 2, find porn. step 3, whack it. step 4, sit in a horrified state wondering how i got here and why im doing this to myself. rinse and repeat twice a day

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The Flood / Re: If you could live in any country, what would it be?
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:47:15 AM »
well, im slightly competent at french so i'd say france, because the learning curve to being able to speak it fluently in conversation wouldnt be so hard.

but as far as english speaking countries go, probably britain or canada

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The Flood / Let's play a game.. it's called "spot the ___ stan"
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:45:13 AM »
"Seriously its the album I've been waiting for him to put put since the warm up when he was nobody. Cole has the crown right now, and I'm saying that as a Drake fan from toronto. Cole is technically and lyrically at the top of the game, and this album is evidence. Hes on his storytelling raps too, and interestingly he uses 'z' instead of 's' in his track names - exactly like Tupac. Storytelling like tupac, he rhymes in ways that I resonate with a lot. Cole is a fucking legend."

Look, I found a J. Cole stan!

itt find/expose stans

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Gaming / Re: Official VGA thread.
« on: December 05, 2014, 10:59:41 PM »
yeah looks like ill be investing in a Wii U. nintendo wont break my heart the way m$ does

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Gaming / Re: Official VGA thread.
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:49:32 PM »
lol this is just awful

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The Flood / Re: Who would you choose?
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:36:59 PM »
dormer easily

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Serious / Re: What is the limit of free speech?
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:25:49 PM »
The limit is decided by society... you're free to say anything you like, but the public at large is free to call you out for being an idiot

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The Flood / Re: Lets do something fun! ^w^
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:31:05 PM »
oh wow what a surprise

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Gaming / http://www.twitch.tv/liramuza
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:02:06 PM »
running some Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup (mostly Minotaur Berserker runs,) come hang!

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The Flood / Re: Dismantle the Patriarchy
« on: December 05, 2014, 03:19:42 PM »
i'd wreck her like princess diana tbh

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The Flood / Re: So... fish.
« on: December 05, 2014, 02:22:36 PM »
ive had a few betta fish

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The Flood / Re: Tu son.
« on: December 05, 2014, 02:18:29 PM »
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
I don't speak French fgt.
J'aime beaucoup votre cul. ;)

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The Flood / Re: Tu son.
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:48:08 PM »
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

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The Flood / Re: The worst meal you have ever eaten?
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:34:05 PM »
a terrible hot ham&cheese sandwich at the deli i used to work at

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite car maker?
« on: December 05, 2014, 12:20:58 PM »
hot wheels

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The Flood / Re: What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:36:56 AM »
our ability to use advanced tools is our trump card

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta is 10GB
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:30:06 AM »
I'm running out of space fast
time to invest in a 1TB external HDD.. i sure am glad M$ is always finding new and creative ways to take our money!

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Serious / Re: questions regarding nightmares/night terrors
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:28:15 AM »
There are a couple of things related to how you sleep (i.e positioning/covers) that tend to affect your dreams. Pressure and temperature along with airflow and the like <.<

The blanket/cover could either be from psychological conditioning where you think you will have nightmares if you don't sleep covered up therefore you have nightmares if you don't sleep covered up, or it could be to do with things like core body temperature <.<

Ramble + Psychological explanation idea
I had a very similar situation with endless and recurring nightmares when I was younger, it was a few different things that caused it <.<
The first one I remember from when I was about 4-5 was a tiger coming into the house and eating one member of my family each night for a week until it ate me. Then it stopped and I found a new horror to screw with me but I can't quite recall that one (Thankfully). Then later on it was Gollum, no real idea why but in the first LOTR film his stalking/eyes wigged me the fuck out and it was driven home by the second film where he jumps sam & frodo. Over the years I got better at fighting back in the dreams and the gollum ones ended when I grabbed him by the throat, broke his spine over my knee and threw him off the bridge in moria, and that was that. Then there was the whole thing with 'The Grudge' and fuck whichever idiot decided that a life size cutout of the Jiangshi in a supermarket was a good idea.

But yeah, the loose point I was leading to was that the way I dealt with nightmares was to seize control and fight back inside the dream, eventually killing the tormentor >.> (>freud's face when) So if your psychological defence mechanism was the blanket then that might explain it <.<

The trouble is, an external defence isn't always completely reliable since it's possible that at some point you may have to sleep without the cover.

This is of course the psychological (Freud style almost) explanation for the nightmares and there is a possibility that it's a more physiological explanation <.<

Physiological explanation idea
This would look more along the lines of how you sleep, for example if I sleep without my head raised up quite a bit I end up struggling to breathe during the night. This of course leaves you feeling like shite in the morning <.<
In your case, it could be either to do with the core body temperature difference provided by being fully covered or perhaps a more specifically biological approach such as the levels of neurotransmitters in your system prior to sleep/shutdown >.>

This would kind of be dismissed if the factor of a blanket is something of an on/off switch though, but it's still sort of possible.
for what its worth, for as long as i can remember i tend to sleep on my side, slightly curled up
That's usually a good posture IIRC >.>

Is the temperature of your room usually cold or warm when you sleep? (Roughly) because that could also play a factor in it if it is a bio/physiological reason. But from the sounds of it, it's quite likely a psychological mechanism >.>
i like to keep my fan on, and the thermostat-controlled temperature is generally around 72 F

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Serious / Re: questions regarding nightmares/night terrors
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:13:15 AM »
There are a couple of things related to how you sleep (i.e positioning/covers) that tend to affect your dreams. Pressure and temperature along with airflow and the like <.<

The blanket/cover could either be from psychological conditioning where you think you will have nightmares if you don't sleep covered up therefore you have nightmares if you don't sleep covered up, or it could be to do with things like core body temperature <.<

Ramble + Psychological explanation idea
I had a very similar situation with endless and recurring nightmares when I was younger, it was a few different things that caused it <.<
The first one I remember from when I was about 4-5 was a tiger coming into the house and eating one member of my family each night for a week until it ate me. Then it stopped and I found a new horror to screw with me but I can't quite recall that one (Thankfully). Then later on it was Gollum, no real idea why but in the first LOTR film his stalking/eyes wigged me the fuck out and it was driven home by the second film where he jumps sam & frodo. Over the years I got better at fighting back in the dreams and the gollum ones ended when I grabbed him by the throat, broke his spine over my knee and threw him off the bridge in moria, and that was that. Then there was the whole thing with 'The Grudge' and fuck whichever idiot decided that a life size cutout of the Jiangshi in a supermarket was a good idea.

But yeah, the loose point I was leading to was that the way I dealt with nightmares was to seize control and fight back inside the dream, eventually killing the tormentor >.> (>freud's face when) So if your psychological defence mechanism was the blanket then that might explain it <.<

The trouble is, an external defence isn't always completely reliable since it's possible that at some point you may have to sleep without the cover.

This is of course the psychological (Freud style almost) explanation for the nightmares and there is a possibility that it's a more physiological explanation <.<

Physiological explanation idea
This would look more along the lines of how you sleep, for example if I sleep without my head raised up quite a bit I end up struggling to breathe during the night. This of course leaves you feeling like shite in the morning <.<
In your case, it could be either to do with the core body temperature difference provided by being fully covered or perhaps a more specifically biological approach such as the levels of neurotransmitters in your system prior to sleep/shutdown >.>

This would kind of be dismissed if the factor of a blanket is something of an on/off switch though, but it's still sort of possible.
for what its worth, for as long as i can remember i tend to sleep on my side, slightly curled up

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