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Gaming / Re: lets end this "who's the best halo player in sep7" business
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:23:23 PM »
too much work to screen everything

50 MLG in Halo 3
2.1 in Reach
Halo 4 1.7 K/D
any other 50s ?

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Gaming / Re: lets end this "who's the best halo player in sep7" business
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:18:51 PM »
>started playing Halo in 2010
>get out of here
oh, i started playing in 2009. i didnt have an xbox until 2008, or wifi until 2009. not everyone had the privilege to enjoy the older halo games, you know.

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:15:07 PM »
Easy now people.
FUCK YOUR COUCH

What the hell does that saying mean? My roommates use it all the time, and I'd never heard it until just a few weeks ago. Is this some new thing?
it's a quote from a chappelle's show sketch. it's one of the true hollywood stories episodes. charlie murphy recounts some of his experiences with rick james, and one of the stories involved rick james coming over to eddie murphy's house, laying on his nice new couch, and kicking it and shit with his dirty shoes, saying "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA"

because rick james was an asshole

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The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:55:10 PM »







If you like Zaxbys then you are seriously a fgt
that is enlightening and informative. thank you

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:51:56 PM »
oh dear. i should brush up on my money symbols. silly me.

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The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:42:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Food you make when you're broke
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:41:16 PM »
rice, chicken nuggets, sauce=bootleg teriyaki

ramen + chicken breast + green onions = better ramen

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The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:39:11 PM »
>tfw I'm more confederate than most of you posers that are only doing it to look cool and unique
how deep in the south are you

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The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:38:46 PM »







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The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:35:04 PM »


Best president ever.
We actually have a framed portrait of Jefferson Davis hanging up in my home

Well, we did have it hanging, but we put it in storage about a year ago.

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Gaming / Re: lets end this "who's the best halo player in sep7" business
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:14:13 PM »
Where's the map control stat?
that would be winrate

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:12:20 PM »
how many words/pages? is there a predetermined number of sources you must use? can it be written in pig latin?

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:06:54 PM »
academic dishonesty can get you expelled

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Serious / Re: "Why hasn't Japan banned child-porn comics?"
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:46:04 AM »
I think it's creepy as hell, but it seems harmless enough. I don't think it will encourage sexual abuse in anyone who wasn't already a fringe case, so I don't see any real reason to ban it.

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Gaming / Re: lets end this "who's the best halo player in sep7" business
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:36:52 AM »
You must not play solo at all or play a shitload of BTB. I have about even stats overall with you but a win loss of 2.2 in Halo 4 and Reach. I never really partied up with people in matchmaking at all.

NVM. I have a higher amount of kills per game at an average of 17 and about two additional deaths so about 8.
I rarely played solo, especially in Reach and H4. I spent about all my time in Reach pubstomping in Objective/BTB with full parties.

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you must be a blast at parties

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Gaming / Re: So I scanned the QR Code in Guacamelee
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:58:59 AM »
guacamelee is a fantastic game. great aesthetic direction, fantastic platforming puzzles that feel interesting and challenging but not overly frustrating, excellent and fluid combat.. all wrapped around a funny, poignant story.

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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
SMALL DICK ALERT

SMALL DICK ALERT

EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THE SMALL DICK FAGGOT
niceee

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Gaming / Re: I'm making a Sep7agon Pokemon team
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:42:33 AM »
physical sweeper azumarill pls

also i would like to recommend special sweeper dragonite

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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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The Flood / Re: Which user is the most beta?
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:15:55 AM »
Is that harlow?

Did he gain weight?
did he lose weight

I have no idea, I was never involved in the drama.
I myself only got banned from sapphire once

I never joined.
Jay invited me
They don't get any activity anymore.

Jay is pretty much the only one at this point.
no wonder they wont let me back in. theyre ashamed at how dead their shitty little forum is.

or maybe still butthurt that i talked shit, who knows

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Serious / Re: AMA--philosophy edition
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:40:59 PM »
What's the philosophy for not giving a shit and enjoying life? Hedonism?
Epicureanism. It's like Diet Hedonism.

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The Flood / Re: You have been called upon to serve..
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:52:17 PM »
ill be the drill sgt training u plebs to be fighting men

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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:35:38 PM »
"How can entropy be reversed?"

"[THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER]"

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release house of wolves for free and give the first dlc out for free as well to anyone who hasnt bought it. introduce custom games in the vein of halo, completely customizable so that we could optimize for balanced competitive multiplayer. easy two step process leads to the development of an extremely good fps esport title with a massive community. theyll make up their "losses" within a year.

they wont do this. but its the best thing they could do.

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Gaming / Re: lets end this "who's the best halo player in sep7" business
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:20:02 PM »
Stats don't mean much on the battlefield.
your performance "on the battlefield" = stats

bad stats = bad player

this is an objective fact

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Gaming / Re: Sep7agons Halo players
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:19:05 PM »

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Gaming / Re: MCC - why does everybody pick crappy Halo 2 classic
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:08:14 PM »
Campaign. Multiplayer still kinda meh, and when you find a game it's all try hards.

" OMG BRs ON LOCKOUT. QUICK MOM, GET THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!"

"Hey, there's CTF on Highground.... guys...? Guys...?" ( ._.)
ARs CTF on high ground is fucking retarded. too snowbally. and ordinarily, im not the kind of guy to complain about halo being unforgiving to bad players, but its game over the second one team gets map control with the warthogs and laser. beyond stupid. same with slayer ARs on any pseudo-big team map like sandtrap. if you know what you're doing it's a good idea to keep ARs on those maps, but most people run around like headless chickens so.

lol k
you think im wrong? id love to hear this.

YouTube


AR starts are objectively better than BR starts, IMO.

Are you smoking brain-cancer?
he couldnt even get a 1 kd in reach, so, yes.

>Still taking me seriously

>Took me seriously to begin with

The autism is strong with this one.
at least im not terrible at video games x)

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Gaming / Re: >There are people that want Halo Reach Anniversary
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:06:07 PM »

A re-master could be okay for soon, but no re-makes until 2020, 10 years is how long it should be, no more no less.
It should get neither.
Bad games don't deserve re-releases or remakes.
Then why did they release Halo CEA?
Because CE is a good game with a good campaign that has a good consistent plot and story throughout the whole campaign, doesn't shit on already existing canon, doesn't have terribly written characters and doesn't consist of a brown and grey colour pallet.
The gameplay is a little dated, but it still plays well.

Reach on the other hand...
Actually CE was essentially just your generic alien shoot em up plotline, with a slight twist to it. Not saying Reach's narrative was stellar, but as far as sophistication goes, CE was pretty simple.

As for characters there's literally like a grand total of 6. I'm not counting Johnson because he wasn't established as a character at that point. So yeah, I wouldn't necessarily say CE has an excellent array of characters either.

I don't deny that Reach was a disappointment, but you nostalgia fags really need to take of the goggles.
I'm not basing any of this on nostalgia.
CE is literally leaps and bounds ahead of Reach in terms of quality, story (regardless of it not being that original) and characters.
Subjectivity

Subjectivity is the condition of being a subject: i.e., the quality of possessing perspectives, experiences, feelings, beliefs, desires,[1] and/or power. Subjectivity is used as an explanation for what influences and informs people's judgments about truth or reality. It is the collection of the perceptions, experiences, expectations, personal or cultural understanding, and beliefs specific to a person. It is often used in contrast to the term objectivity,[1] which is described as a view of truth or reality which is free of any individual's influence.
>implying Reach isn't objectively shit
Objectively it's a very well designed game in terms of functionality.

Things like plot, characterisation, enjoyability and whether it's better than CE or not is within the realms of subjectivity.

This forum really needs a crash course on these two terms.
You need a course that teaches you that the internet is srs bsns.

It's not a well designed game because AAs, bloom, sword block, terrible AI, and it's shitty maps exist.

Plot is objectively shit considering there isn't one until the last couple missions.
Characterisation is objectively shit considering it's pretty much entirely non-existent.
For fuck sake lemon.

When I said functionality, what I was referring to is if the game is objectively playable. And by that I mean whether it doesn't lag, glitch or become unresponsive during play time. Since Reach doesn't fall under any of those categories, and generally doesn't face any severe technical difficulties as a whole, it is objectively a well crafted game, in technical terms.

The rest of what you referred to is once again, fucking subjective.
well, reach had a fair amount of connection problems due to the p2p system. not nearly as bad as h3, but networking issues happened frequently enough to be a legitimate problem with the game. forge world maps are also notorious for bad frame drops. so, there are some objective issues with the game's functionality.

i'd also like to mention how horribly optimized it was in terms of competitive balance, but competitive play isn't everyones cup of tea so that isnt necessarily an objective problem.

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