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Gaming / Re: Game moments that made you feel uncomfortable?
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:53:03 PM »
there is a hostile npc in dungeon crawl named prince ribbit. his short bio explains that he was once a prince, and he was turned into a blink frog, and now he wanders the dungeon looking for a cure. i feel terrible for killing him, because i know he just wants to be human again, but when its him or me, ill take me every time... the funny part is that, once he's killed, you can loot "the human corpse of prince ribbit." guess i helped him find his cure.

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The Flood / Re: this face when
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:45:08 PM »
god damn cheese and crackers tastes so good
it's such a simple meal but it's so delicious at the same time

add some turkey or ham like with those lunchables and.... mmmmmmm

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> CoD

lol

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The Flood / Re: Weekly Corgi Thread? :3
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:41:26 PM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Weekly Corgi Thread? :3
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:36:57 PM »
Spoiler

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: weebs
« on: January 12, 2015, 03:19:57 AM »

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The Flood / Re: weebs
« on: January 12, 2015, 03:10:59 AM »

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The Flood / Re: weebs
« on: January 12, 2015, 03:02:39 AM »

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On another note, since you quoted facebook, this reminds me of a facebook post by a feminist friend I had who blamed the Elliot Roger killings on a patriarchal, misogynistic society. That was a fun debate, one in which she ended up deleting the post and removing me after I proved her idiocy to the world.
It couldn't have been because she didn't want you shitting up her facebook page?
what are you trying to imply?

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Gaming / Re: GUYS HELP ME
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:03:38 AM »
choose mudkip

u know u like mudkip

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Gaming / Re: GUYS HELP ME
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:02:43 AM »
Can you explain what you are talking about?
pokemon omega ruby alpha sapphire

in the pokemon games, you get to choose one of 3 starter pokemon: a grass type (in this case treeko,) a fire type (torchic,) and a water type (mudkip)

in generation 3 (ORAS are remakes of the original gen 3 games,) torchic and mudkip's fully evolved forms, blaziken and swampert, respectively, are OP as dicks, and treeko's evolved form, sceptile, is just kinda ehhh

door is likely overwhelmed with nostalgia for the game and cannot choose between the 3 (an understandable dilemma)

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Gaming / Re: GUYS HELP ME
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:59:57 PM »
do you want to roflstomp your way through the game? flip a coin for mudkip or torchic

do you wanna have a starter with a tree for a tail? pick treeko

easy

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The Flood / Re: Discovery Channel Kicking the Fake Stuff
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:01:24 PM »
If only the History channel would show history again.
BUT MUH ANCIENT ALIENZ!!
Hey fuck you, that's a good show.
Yes, I loved how they explained how the Japanese blacksmiths received help from aliens in making the Katana, which is the most perfect sword in the universe.
>implying you can prove otherwise
pls dont...

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The Flood / Re: Where have all the good men gone?
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:38:09 PM »
jelly cuz u dun hav a knight in shinin armor liek meh
because im holding out for a hero instead of picking up the first stiff that offers to buy me a drink, honey
Tough words coming from a freaky alien genotype.
wat
F.A.G
oh my

im not even gay wtf

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The Flood / Re: Where have all the good men gone?
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:35:18 PM »
jelly cuz u dun hav a knight in shinin armor liek meh
because im holding out for a hero instead of picking up the first stiff that offers to buy me a drink, honey
Tough words coming from a freaky alien genotype.
wat

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The Flood / Re: Where have all the good men gone?
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:33:29 PM »
jelly cuz u dun hav a knight in shinin armor liek meh
because im holding out for a hero instead of picking up the first stiff that offers to buy me a drink, honey

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The Flood / Re: Birdhouse in your soul
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:32:16 PM »
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whoress and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.

there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?

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The Flood / Discovery Channel Kicking the Fake Stuff
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:30:04 PM »
http://deadline.com/2015/01/discovery-channel-new-chief-rich-ross-fake-documentaries-tca-1201344279/

Discovery has a new chief exec (hilariously named Rich Ross,) and he promises that they're turning over a new leaf, which means no more Eaten Alive, no more fake-real-fake mermaid documentaries, etc

itt discuss Discovery Channel's evolution through the years, the recent wave of shitty fake content from Discovery, this guy's funny name, and speculate on what kind of content you'd like to see from Discovery in the future

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The Flood / Re: Where have all the good men gone?
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:27:44 PM »
this is one of the best karaoke songs of all time.

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The Flood / Where have all the good men gone?
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:24:29 PM »
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight


itt discuss how bonnie tyler upholds the standards of patriarchy and keeps women down

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The Flood / Re: I'm thinking of doing some comedy...
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:18:30 PM »

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The Flood / I'm thinking of doing some comedy...
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:13:19 PM »
Improv, standup comedy, funny monologues, crazy characters...

YouTube

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Septagon / Re: Does Sep7agon have a twitch channel?
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:06:59 PM »
If I had better internet, I'd stream my Mantis domination in the CTF playlist...
mantis, you say....

 8)

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Serious / Re: How I feel about the use of "autism" as a derogatory slur
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:01:51 PM »
I hope people who use the word autism as an insult have severely autistic children
that's a terrible thing to wish upon someone. what the fuck?
you're right, I wouldn't want autistic children to have such ignorant parents

If I ever have autistic kids I'll drown them in my bath tub
man this is the serious board can we not do this

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tumblr, honestly. you choose your own experience on tumblr, despite what others may have led you to believe. my dashboard is full of funny pop culture stuff and art, the only social justice bullshit comes from people i only follow out of respect for our real-life friendships.

tvtropes is always good to sink a few hours into, as well

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Serious / Re: What is your opinion on Anonymous?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:57:28 PM »

And it wasn't even North Korea -______-


So you support doing it to one country keeping secrets from it's people, and not another?

North Korea is just bad in general. They need to be cut off.

I don't see a difference between leaking North Korea's confidential files and leaking the U.S.'s confidential files.

North Korea are aiming missiles at everyone.
The U.S are not.
ehh that's kind of a moot point, all things considered. at most, NK would bomb the shit out of seoul. seoul would likely be annihilated, yes, but NK knows they'd be wiped off the face of the earth immediately afterwards. so, a small-scale version of MAD is keeping them in check. NK isnt really a threat to anyone other than their immediate neighbors.

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Serious / Re: How I feel about the use of "autism" as a derogatory slur
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:54:43 PM »
I hope people who use the word autism as an insult have severely autistic children
that's a terrible thing to wish upon someone. what the fuck?

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i'd like for them to add some depth to the magic combat, too. skyrim's magic was so fucking boring. destruction was only "hard" because you had to aim.. the most fundamental gameplay mechanic there is... everything else was even easier than melee combat, especially conjuration.

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The Flood / Re: House of Cards Season 3 Teaser
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:42:37 PM »
i dont get the hype. i watched a little bit of the first season and the direction/constant 4th wall breaking turned me off.

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Serious / Re: What is your opinion on Anonymous?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:30:57 PM »
anonymous is a stand alone complex, so i abstain from voting. this is a stupid poll.

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