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5761
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:49:31 PM »
i love you
5762
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:54:26 PM »
i would smack a lot of girls' asses. not much else i'd want to do. i just wanna touch some butts and not get sued
You'd still get slapped in the face.
i dont mind
5763
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:59:31 PM »
on a hoodie or jacket? sleeves down.
button up? rolled up.
button up with a jacket? sleeves down obviously.
i dont wear long sleeved tees. they look stupid.
5764
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:47:16 PM »
id rather smoke pure tobacco or weed than cigarettes. cigs are just a giant money sink and they kill you in a really painful way.
5765
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:45:54 PM »
unedited/unrated/uncut
5766
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:38:59 PM »
maybe the new owners will nuke 4chan and put it out of its misery
5767
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:36:29 PM »
marlboro reds have a pack that looks manly, so thats the manly cig of choice
5768
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:04:00 PM »
i'd want ninetails. ninetails is cute as a button + can help keep me warm in the winter by making fires
not azumarill?
i like azu because its a deceptively strong physical sweeper and happens to be adorable, but its status as a sweeper wouldnt mean much irl. and ninetails is probably cuddlier. and also ninetails could burn my enemies
5769
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:44:53 PM »
._.
5770
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:32:49 PM »
i'd want ninetails. ninetails is cute as a button + can help keep me warm in the winter by making fires
5771
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:24:48 PM »
nope. im very transparent. im not outgoing but i wont put on a front either. if anyone wants to know the real me, all they have to do is ask.
5772
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:22:11 PM »
i bet the biggest problem will be his hygiene. these memers dont seem to understand the virtues of cleanliness.
5773
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:19:45 PM »
Did you know that the foreskin contains nerves that make sex and orgasms more enjoyable?
ive never had a problem with my orgasms not being enjoyable, so i dont see the issue. really, the biggest issue would be one of consent- can a baby consent to having their dong hood cut off? is it right for the parents to make that decision for them?
5774
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:16:28 PM »
i dont see what the big deal with the anti-circumcision crowd is
in this day and age it's a perfectly safe surgical operation that ends up being a good thing. you dont have to bother cleaning your hooded dong if you dont have a hood in the first place. and foreskins are fugly as hell (though that's subjective)
5775
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:14:35 PM »
i would smack a lot of girls' asses. not much else i'd want to do. i just wanna touch some butts and not get sued
5776
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:10:28 PM »
guaranteed annual income
5777
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:09:45 PM »
Uh oh, you got muted! That'll sure show you, you wascaly wabbit!
yeah he really showed me what's what
5778
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:08:29 PM »
2 chainz
5779
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:08:03 PM »
i know which pokemon bill cosby would choose
jigglypuff
so he could put women to sleep so they're easier to rape
dirty old man
5780
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:06:30 PM »
girls bravo
5781
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:04:56 PM »
foreskin is weird. i prefer the look of cut dongs. more streamlined
5782
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:00:51 PM »
I fucked this flow
This is my electronic press kit
Are hot as some fresh shit
Nigga recollect bitch
Grow grey hairs, don't stress it
I text message, messages to fuck in estrogen
She let's me in, I sex her then she sexier than my leather vans
Cause I never am purchasing
Reimbursing your currency
Put your body on the
To work the street, I hurt the streets
Heard she sweet, she hershey's sweet
But me I'm extravagant
Hop on the bandwagon kid
I'm about to show you some tragic shit
The love is lost and the drugs they cost, in the studio mixing raw
Bitches... my draws like you... my draws, nigga my dick's in her jaw
I'm wes snipes with lead pipes, don't dabble with the apple
Cause a swagga like mine turn them apples into snapple
Fuck the pick of the raffle, king of the castle
Nigga, Genghis khan mention, Marilyn Manson
Making money in the present, it be safe for my grandsons
African drugs for when the champ come
Suicide watch nigga
Kill yourself
Oposition who?
Nigga reveal yourself
How you steal our swag and figure you still yourself?
Splinter cell creepin in this bitch, you couldn't feel the stealth
Wolves are prowling, hunger at it's fucking best
I'm a beast like the gorilla head that is on my chest
Please let me flex, I'm going off I need some fuckin' bread
Drugs are green, my bitches white and tonight I need fuckin' head
Excuse our swag, I'm tryna tone it down like jenny Craig
Fresh to death then I guess we living like the living dead
Oh shit yo bitch, look at how I'm doing you
Bitches on my dick but look at me I'm fucking beautiful
Niggas try to figure out, but all I hear in my interviews is why this so cool? you niggas are so unusual
Wolf gang, point me to a nigga I should prove it to
Under pressure, we just stand in the middle like hula hoops
The fortress is fortified (bitch)
Money in my pockets like I'm forty-five
Hodgy beats recording live
Bitch I be surely high
And I don't need wings to fly
I'm the air with the pigs
Left brain, domo genesis
Knock, knock
Whos' there?
It's me, your girlfriend had a really nice meeting with my dick
I killed that pussy and grabbed that knife
Now I got real authentic cheetah print shit (nigga you're a liar)
Nigga don't believe me, kiss your lady
And where you gonna get those heebie jeebies?
Nigga my dick stay diseased
I make it look easy
Fifty-one fifty, I'm off the heezy
(You ain't got no fuckin' yeezy?
5 albums, 100 songs, and you ain't got no fuckin' yeezy?
I betchu got some j-kwon.
You ain't got no fuckin yeezy?)
Came in the game like speedy Gonzalez, I'm fuckin' looney
See these girls talkin' all that shit (what?)
I'm just tryna see some tits (what?)
Let's get it poppin' like, MC Lyte, around some dykes
I'm out this bitch like hokus pokus
And me and lucas got a couple of pickles
And met up with some bitches, gave 'em cum on their dimples
Then my dick went limp so, took about 3 pills of extenzo
Now my dick's longer than a 5 door limo
Harder than a soft right hook from kimbo
On pcp and cilantro, when I'm with your bitch I'm like
Where my dick go?
Now she think I'm bout to eat her hole
Encho and lada, I gotta lotta that preme and I'm paying nada
It seems tha I'm product placement but not I'm just fuckin' awesome
Yo mama look like a ugly, (fucking) loser
5783
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:56:59 PM »
Indo, kushed out
Trillest nigga livin ever pushed out
Never finished college like my brother or my sister
I was in the crib layin on a kush cloud
Getting zoned out, eyes red
Momma and my daddy said my mind dead
They said I never had a clue, said the bills past due
Fuck you nigga, you gotta remind Fred
Cause I'm car-free, sucker-free
Remember when these niggaz wouldn't fuck with me
But now I'm on the screen and these magazines
they be tryin to stop a nigga like "Smoke somethin G"
and "Can we get a couple grams?" Nigga hell naw
Unless you come in with the cash, tryin to tell y'all
I got you motherfuckers gassed on the smell, dog
So go 'head and take a hit of what I'm 'bout to sell y'all
I gets high
I get high, I get high, I get high
(I-I-I gets high)
I get so, blowed I can't stand up
I'm in the bed with Elise and Amanda
Cause in my shows I make them hoes put they hands up
So they came into my room, they gettin rammed up
We trying to slam or what? Because I'm tryin to smoke
So when I finish with these Swishers I'll be down your throat
And two of y'all, one of me, three of us, should I hit my niggaz up?
Hell naw, I'ma pound them both
Cause this a one man job, ain't no need for the crew
Two snow bunnies on the East what it do?
White snow in the crib if you need that too
Got some bitches and some bud, nigga bring that through
I gets high
Early in the mornin gettin high with crusty eyes
Rubbin on her mother, well you know it's do or die
Hoppin off the porch, had to get on my grind
All because the trouble just copped to my nine
Back in the Caddy smokin Swishers with my nigga
Make a store run, 'bout to cop out some liquor
Burning down basements, face it
Run a bus stop, I'm tradin hoes and you know we ain't payin
Midwest, lovin all the dopin in the kitchen
Heatin up the house where your shit could come up missin
Dope fiend trippin cause he just copped a nick
But he say he can't find it, but it's right in his pocket
All day long, gotta get my guap'
Just put a deuce and I'm smokin on the tropic
On another subject, lights is the topic
Cause he talkin money so nigga just stop it
All day long gettin high on the low
Bitch snow bunny be sniffin that snow
Twerkin that summer, I really don't know
Cause me, Freddie Gibbs, Madlib stay blowed
5784
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:54:33 PM »
Cowboy Bebop is my absolute favorite, and then in no particular order:
Black Lagoon
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Kill la Kill
Samurai Champloo
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Hellsing Ultimate
Dragon Ball
FLCL
5785
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:13:07 AM »
iktf
5786
« on: January 21, 2015, 11:05:09 PM »
Ill worm my way in your milky hole
thats hot tell me more
5788
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:46:16 PM »
i hotboxed the garage
i am not sorry
5789
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:45:15 PM »
i wasted so much fucking time on this
5790
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:28:58 PM »
id rather have a root beer float
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