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The Flood / Re: mood:
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:48:17 AM »
im too durnk ot even think o a fon g riht now
plz don't drink it'll ruin your liver
i dont rdrin kveyr often u just go hard when id o

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The Flood / Re: mood:
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:32:22 AM »
im too durnk ot even think o a fon g riht now


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Gaming / Re: Bungie stepped it up with House of Wolves
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:34:14 AM »
"we dont want an auction house because we want players to feel connected to the things they get by earning them"- bungie

> everyone buys their gear from xur anyway

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The Flood / Re: Class or Swag?
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:02:10 AM »
swagswagswag

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The Flood / Re: omg look who's back <3
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:44:24 PM »
> not rhea

i dont care

Rhea was a whore, and if she's also Armenian that puts shame into our culture.
i dont care, i liked her.

But she didn't like you. She only was there to show people her tits in a video chat. I'm not even kidding.
good thing i never interacted with her in such a capacity

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The Flood / Re: omg look who's back <3
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:39:02 PM »
> not rhea

i dont care

Rhea was a whore, and if she's also Armenian that puts shame into our culture.
i dont care, i liked her.

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The Flood / Re: omg look who's back <3
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:31:09 PM »
> not rhea

i dont care

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The Flood / Re: Lemon Thread.
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:42:53 PM »

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and then when i had accumulated enough $$$ to get into the strip, you can probably imagine how even more crushed i was when it turned out to be only like 6 buildings
Even though you can only go into one building GTA San Andreas still did a better job at having the strip. When you're driving down the road at night it looks badass seeing all the lights and buildings. You can tell RockStar tried to make it look alive. New Vegas on the other hand only looks good at a distance and when you're in it the things is just lifeless. I know there's game limitations but there still could be a few more people in the strip to make it look somewhat alive.
the strip exists in this capacity in new vegas 100% because of problems with console limitations

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The Flood / Re: Did anyone see Ex Machina?
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:26:29 PM »
its good. the trailers kinda give away some major plot points..

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Gaming / Re: Bungie stepped it up with House of Wolves
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:20:09 PM »
> no raid
> reused areas

lolno

but im sure if you guys keep pouring money into that game itll be good eventually =]
Haven't spent a dime since launch though.
and how much did you spend at launch, pray tell?
Well I got the Limited Edition when I thought it would be a really good game so.
and there we have it.

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Gaming / Re: Bungie stepped it up with House of Wolves
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:05:56 PM »
> no raid
> reused areas

lolno

but im sure if you guys keep pouring money into that game itll be good eventually =]
Haven't spent a dime since launch though.
and how much did you spend at launch, pray tell?

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Yeah bigger settlements pls
fun fact: new vegas was originally going to be a single, sprawling instance that looks nothing like the new vegas we got (the city that is, not the game), but obsidian had to butcher their ideas and turn it into the new vegas we know because of console limitations

pcmasterrace
if you know what i went through to get to the strip at level 2, then you can imagine how crushed i was when i found out that i couldn't actually get into the strip until i had enough cash dolla

and then when i had accumulated enough $$$ to get into the strip, you can probably imagine how even more crushed i was when it turned out to be only like 6 buildings

it was like a virtual doubleslap in the face
> trying to go to the strip at level 2
i bet you ran into a lot of cazadors and deathclaws and radscorpions. theres a reason the game wanted you to go south then east then north instead of just straight northeast

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Gaming / Re: Bungie stepped it up with House of Wolves
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:02:53 PM »
> no raid
> reused areas

lolno

but im sure if you guys keep pouring money into that game itll be good eventually =]

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The Flood / Re: Just saw Mad Max
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:08:02 PM »
you dont need to have seen the originals, the series is sort of an anthology

i loved this one. its on par with mad max and the road warrior. great visuals, great sountrack, fantastic action scenes all the way through.

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But businesses should have the right to turn away anyone they want!
Enforcing morality at gunpoint via the use of the state is undoubtedly more reprehensible than a handful of gays being denied services from a couple of caterers.
well looks like i found another door alt
You didn't know Pesto was Door? It was hardly a secret.
no the joke was that mordo was a door alt because "muh government oppression"
wait fuck
i fucked up
fuck
is ok we all make mistakes

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But businesses should have the right to turn away anyone they want!
Enforcing morality at gunpoint via the use of the state is undoubtedly more reprehensible than a handful of gays being denied services from a couple of caterers.
well looks like i found another door alt
You didn't know Pesto was Door? It was hardly a secret.
no the joke was that mordo was a door alt because "muh government oppression"

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:37:23 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

Nice 2008 video. Yahtzee sounds so young and un-jaded.

Personally I agree. Story and characters ruin games. If I wanted that shit I'd read a book or watch movie. hahahaha. Get it? Cause books and movies are the only things that are allowed to have a plot and personality. We need more games like Destiny. Solid gameplay and nothing else. They are called games after all....not video games.

Clearly the title suggests they must all be the same. I mean variety is obviously bad for the industry. Everyone knows that. Everything should appeal to my tastes otherwise its not a game and you're not a gamer.

...
Think I've made the point.  ;)
casual scum should be executed via firing squad
That accent is really annoying tho.
thats the point, he's poking fun at yahtzee
I know. Still old vid. Yahtzee doesn't even say that stuff nowadays...if he ever did.
Just dumb that people actually believe a lot of that.
the hyperbole takes away from the argument a bit but i think he's fundamentally right. these days no one cares about challenging themselves or being better or actual nuanced gameplay. our priorities are backwards.
heyo blanket statement
the drooling masses of idiots who buy CoD year after year back me up on this one
it's still a blanket statement even with those retards.
and video games are about enjoyment, be it through a challenge or through something simple and mindless.

video games =/= only something challenging
"muh fun!"

oh please. a pig has fun rolling in shit but that doesnt mean thats excusable.
epiq response
awful comparison

video games are first and foremost about enjoyment. there isn't one defining way to enjoy video games.
you like a challenge? good for you. other people don't, good for them.

enjoyment is entirely subjective.
that's all well and good except the drooling masses dont give a fuck about gameplay so I suffer because the developers dont make games for actual gamers anymore. everyone else has their fun with their shitty assassins creed and CoD and TLOU and im stuck here playing paper mario: the thousand year door for the 15000000 time. that's not fun for me. why cant there be a happy medium?
game you don't like =/= shitty game
and to say they aren't "actual gamers" is... well, it's just flat out retarded and illogical.
just because they aren't "muh hardcore gamer" doesn't mean shit. someone who likes a challenge is no more of a gamer than someone who plays assassin's creed or gta or something like that.
thats fair enough, im just extremely jaded after watching this shit happen year after year. i just want to coexist with the casuals. i dont want to watch them saturate my market with things that i could never possibly enjoy.

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:26:55 PM »
TLOU is insanely repetitive and uninspired. increasing the difficulty even to grounded doesnt magically make the AI clever or the gameplay nuanced, it just increases the strain on your logistic strategy, and that isnt intuitive or challenging, it's just an artificial barrier to success.
So forcing you to strategize (which for some reason spell check thinks is not a word) your approach and conserve supplies is not intuitive or challenging? And is instead just an artificial barrier to success? I guess I don't know what those words mean then. Here I was thinking that it would be representative of a survival situation where you aren't some invincible bullet magician.

The game is no more repetitive than you'd expect it to be. It has enough varied weapons, enemies, and environments to keep me happy. Multiplayer wasn't tacked on garbarge. Was rather unique and managed to carry over the stressful desperation from the campaign.

Uninspired I just disagree with. The plot may be nothing ground breaking, but the way its told and the acting is far better than a lot of the other zombie schlock out there.
the strain on your supplies might help with the roleplaying factor of being in a zombie apocalypse sure, but it doesnt do anything except slow you down in the long run. ideally, increasing difficulty makes the enemies play different and strategize against you, creating a much more dynamic experience than "shit im out of ammo and i just have a fucking molotov might as well cheese this out"

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how do you people like fallout? im playing new vegas and it's just a chore. i like the setting and environments but god damn roaming the map makes me wanna punch my balls
its an RPG set in a desert, what did you expect?
i said i like that aspect, it's just the way your character moves that i dislike
you can thank gamebryo for that. engine/console limitations really crippled that game but its still a solid 8/10

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:23:27 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

Nice 2008 video. Yahtzee sounds so young and un-jaded.

Personally I agree. Story and characters ruin games. If I wanted that shit I'd read a book or watch movie. hahahaha. Get it? Cause books and movies are the only things that are allowed to have a plot and personality. We need more games like Destiny. Solid gameplay and nothing else. They are called games after all....not video games.

Clearly the title suggests they must all be the same. I mean variety is obviously bad for the industry. Everyone knows that. Everything should appeal to my tastes otherwise its not a game and you're not a gamer.

...
Think I've made the point.  ;)
casual scum should be executed via firing squad
That accent is really annoying tho.
thats the point, he's poking fun at yahtzee
I know. Still old vid. Yahtzee doesn't even say that stuff nowadays...if he ever did.
Just dumb that people actually believe a lot of that.
the hyperbole takes away from the argument a bit but i think he's fundamentally right. these days no one cares about challenging themselves or being better or actual nuanced gameplay. our priorities are backwards.
heyo blanket statement
the drooling masses of idiots who buy CoD year after year back me up on this one
it's still a blanket statement even with those retards.
and video games are about enjoyment, be it through a challenge or through something simple and mindless.

video games =/= only something challenging
"muh fun!"

oh please. a pig has fun rolling in shit but that doesnt mean thats excusable.
epiq response
awful comparison

video games are first and foremost about enjoyment. there isn't one defining way to enjoy video games.
you like a challenge? good for you. other people don't, good for them.

enjoyment is entirely subjective.
that's all well and good except the drooling masses dont give a fuck about gameplay so I suffer because the developers dont make games for actual gamers anymore. everyone else has their fun with their shitty assassins creed and CoD and TLOU and im stuck here playing paper mario: the thousand year door for the 15000000 time. that's not fun for me. why cant there be a happy medium?

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how do you people like fallout? im playing new vegas and it's just a chore. i like the setting and environments but god damn roaming the map makes me wanna punch my balls
its an RPG set in a desert, what did you expect?

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:14:56 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

Nice 2008 video. Yahtzee sounds so young and un-jaded.

Personally I agree. Story and characters ruin games. If I wanted that shit I'd read a book or watch movie. hahahaha. Get it? Cause books and movies are the only things that are allowed to have a plot and personality. We need more games like Destiny. Solid gameplay and nothing else. They are called games after all....not video games.

Clearly the title suggests they must all be the same. I mean variety is obviously bad for the industry. Everyone knows that. Everything should appeal to my tastes otherwise its not a game and you're not a gamer.

...
Think I've made the point.  ;)
casual scum should be executed via firing squad
That accent is really annoying tho.
thats the point, he's poking fun at yahtzee
I know. Still old vid. Yahtzee doesn't even say that stuff nowadays...if he ever did.
Just dumb that people actually believe a lot of that.
the hyperbole takes away from the argument a bit but i think he's fundamentally right. these days no one cares about challenging themselves or being better or actual nuanced gameplay. our priorities are backwards.
heyo blanket statement
the drooling masses of idiots who buy CoD year after year back me up on this one
it's still a blanket statement even with those retards.
and video games are about enjoyment, be it through a challenge or through something simple and mindless.

video games =/= only something challenging
"muh fun!"

oh please. a pig has fun rolling in shit but that doesnt mean thats excusable.

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:14:13 PM »
really tho. we need to have a serious conversation about this shit. you guys know as well as i do that the AAA market is saturated with absolutely awful games because of these mindless zombie noob hordes.
There are bad plot driven games and bad gameplay driven games. Having one or the other doesn't guarantee a good game, and games can be good just focusing on one.

I wouldn't say TLOU is an example of this 'AAA noob game'. I wonder how many people who complain about its gameplay have played it on grounded? Fights get intensely stressful when you are low on ammo and supplies. That's where you get memes like this from.

As for other games. I like telltale games that are close to unlosable in some areas. Is that a 'noob' game? If it is I don't really care because I'm not desperately trying to be hardcore. I just play what I enjoy. Which also includes games like Bloodborne that are more gameplay focused. Nothing wrong with mixing it up.

End of day all you can do is vote with your wallet if you want to change the industry. Don't buy shit games. But there's also a difference between a shit game and a game you don't personally enjoy.
TLOU is insanely repetitive and uninspired. increasing the difficulty even to grounded doesnt magically make the AI clever or the gameplay nuanced, it just increases the strain on your logistic strategy, and that isnt intuitive or challenging, it's just an artificial barrier to success.

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:08:54 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

Nice 2008 video. Yahtzee sounds so young and un-jaded.

Personally I agree. Story and characters ruin games. If I wanted that shit I'd read a book or watch movie. hahahaha. Get it? Cause books and movies are the only things that are allowed to have a plot and personality. We need more games like Destiny. Solid gameplay and nothing else. They are called games after all....not video games.

Clearly the title suggests they must all be the same. I mean variety is obviously bad for the industry. Everyone knows that. Everything should appeal to my tastes otherwise its not a game and you're not a gamer.

...
Think I've made the point.  ;)
casual scum should be executed via firing squad
That accent is really annoying tho.
thats the point, he's poking fun at yahtzee
I know. Still old vid. Yahtzee doesn't even say that stuff nowadays...if he ever did.
Just dumb that people actually believe a lot of that.
the hyperbole takes away from the argument a bit but i think he's fundamentally right. these days no one cares about challenging themselves or being better or actual nuanced gameplay. our priorities are backwards.
heyo blanket statement
the drooling masses of idiots who buy CoD year after year back me up on this one

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:05:15 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

Nice 2008 video. Yahtzee sounds so young and un-jaded.

Personally I agree. Story and characters ruin games. If I wanted that shit I'd read a book or watch movie. hahahaha. Get it? Cause books and movies are the only things that are allowed to have a plot and personality. We need more games like Destiny. Solid gameplay and nothing else. They are called games after all....not video games.

Clearly the title suggests they must all be the same. I mean variety is obviously bad for the industry. Everyone knows that. Everything should appeal to my tastes otherwise its not a game and you're not a gamer.

...
Think I've made the point.  ;)
casual scum should be executed via firing squad
That accent is really annoying tho.
thats the point, he's poking fun at yahtzee
I know. Still old vid. Yahtzee doesn't even say that stuff nowadays...if he ever did.
Just dumb that people actually believe a lot of that.
the hyperbole takes away from the argument a bit but i think he's fundamentally right. these days no one cares about challenging themselves or being better or actual nuanced gameplay. our priorities are backwards.

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:00:58 PM »
really tho. we need to have a serious conversation about this shit. you guys know as well as i do that the AAA market is saturated with absolutely awful games because of these mindless zombie noob hordes.

3808
Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:56:37 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

Nice 2008 video. Yahtzee sounds so young and un-jaded.

Personally I agree. Story and characters ruin games. If I wanted that shit I'd read a book or watch movie. hahahaha. Get it? Cause books and movies are the only things that are allowed to have a plot and personality. We need more games like Destiny. Solid gameplay and nothing else. They are called games after all....not video games.

Clearly the title suggests they must all be the same. I mean variety is obviously bad for the industry. Everyone knows that. Everything should appeal to my tastes otherwise its not a game and you're not a gamer.

...
Think I've made the point.  ;)
casual scum should be executed via firing squad
That accent is really annoying tho.
thats the point, he's poking fun at yahtzee

3809
Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:54:18 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

Nice 2008 video. Yahtzee sounds so young and un-jaded.

Personally I agree. Story and characters ruin games. If I wanted that shit I'd read a book or watch movie. hahahaha. Get it? Cause books and movies are the only things that are allowed to have a plot and personality. We need more games like Destiny. Solid gameplay and nothing else. They are called games after all....not video games.

Clearly the title suggests they must all be the same. I mean variety is obviously bad for the industry. Everyone knows that. Everything should appeal to my tastes otherwise its not a game and you're not a gamer.

...
Think I've made the point.  ;)
casual scum should be executed via firing squad

of course variety is ok but the problem is that gamers are excusing bullshit games like TLOU that have pathetic repetitive gameplay and then hailing them as the height of game design when in reality theyre shitty b movies disguised as games. there is a happy medium but the developers and noobs dont seem to understand that.

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Gaming / Re: The Last of Us Remastered
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:46:21 PM »
TLOU is a good example of how a solid story can carry uninspired and repetitive gameplay into "GOAT/GOTY"
So most games?
most games arent put on the pedestal that TLOU is
it wasn't put on a pedestal for its gameplay
kinda weird for a game, dontcha think?
not really
games are allowed to have things other than its gameplay be praised
ill just drop this off here

YouTube

i'll have to get back to this video later

Don't, I may agree with Azu that TLOU is nothing special and massively overrated but that video is rubbish and cringe worthy.
are you just mad that he uses a fake accent to make fun of yahtzee

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